Twist, it is just regular milk, because milk is already freaky and fucked up.
Next time you drink milk, just imagine suckling on an animal breast. For most of you that would be disgusting (for some of you, please don’t imagine it)
Humans are fucking disgusting and I suck their tits all the time
Want a medal?
Can I have one?
cookies go better with milk.
speak for yourself, pervert.
that’s the only way I drink milk. frothing at the mouth for every bowl of frosted flakes.
Goatmilk fresh from the udder is just 👌
That fully depends on the animal. Humans are animals, and suckling a human breast is socially acceptable. Maybe not while they’re lactating, but I’m not one to judge.
69 calories per cup…
Stealing breast milk from another species is pretty damn weird, so probably that.
Looking into nature… No… No there are far weirder things than that.
It is pretty weird though I personally love cheese which is even more grim. That being said, do you know that milk probably developed from sweat? That makes it even weirder imo.
Calling udders “breasts” is pretty weird bro.
I like to call them “long nipples”.
You still got figure who was the first human to see them utters and decided they wanted to try that there cow milk. I mean did they suck straight from the utter like the calves? So basically yes those are cow breast.
You haven’t lived till you fellated a thick milky udder.
Details shmetails. A teat is a teat. Would you prefer “mammary milk” to be technically correct?
Fun trivia: Did you know, the only other animals to have 2 thoracic and no other teats, besides anthropoids, are elephants and anteaters?
Yet, incredibly delicious
Literally every organism on earth survives off of other organisms. Well, except lichen, that shit can eat rocks
Lichen takes a likin’ to those minerals.
…you know the majority of our species straight up eats members of other species.
So do most other species.
Cows with Mad Cow Disease
Delicious prions
Terrifying
Face from nick jr.?
Christ you pulled that memory out of a basement I didn’t even realize I had
I’m 39 I watch the crap out of it when I was a kid…
Looks like Face wants some Stick Stickly.
Incidentally Stick Stickly is what I call my tallywacker.
Milk from Diddy parties
Sleepy milk
That’s real Cambodian
I only drink the finest breast milks
They milked the bulls for this…
Well, it’s got lots of vitamin D.
Vitamin Dick
I don’t seem to be getting my daily recommended dose. Where does one get a supply?
Soylent White?
If this ain’t purple I’ll be disappointed.
grimace
Big ol’ carton o’ Grimace nut
I want to know what name came in second.
“Daddy’s Milk”
It’s just tit juice. Why does it need to be any more freaky?
It already is freakier than that. It’s tit juice created via the industrial mass rape of billions of cows worldwide, that are kept in cramped and dirty conditions and seperated from their offspring at birth, so their tit juice can be harvested for profit and human consumption.
yes, as we’ve done for thousands of years.
Dairy and meat consumption on the scale humanity is currently consuming is very new.
The industrial mass rape of billions of animals and horrifyingly massive numbers of livestock animals now on earth, is not a ‘natural’ thing either.
Wild mammals make up only 4% of mammal biomass on earth now, 62% is livestock and 34% is humans.
Just because your ancestors had no other means of survival but to consume animals and their excretions, does not mean that it is healthy, natural, or wise for to be breeding and consuming livestock at the scale people are now.
actually it’s scaled with humanity. literally, more humans, more livestock.
I’m not going to argue the industrial practices aren’t unsustainable and harmful, but we’ve been doing it for thousands of years.
Delicious
It says right on the package.
High Vitamin D
Between that and the “100% Grass” half-and-half next to it…I gotta check out the dairy case at my dispensary. Usually they just have ice cream.
THC infused coffee creamer would make for the best hippie speedball.
I’ve done that by simmering milk with the ABV and straining. It’s a little barbaric but it does work.
Better than expected too!
Same thing as Soylent Green. Or maybe just their milk.
Idk but during my holiday at the farm I learned that bulls give tasty milk too!
