Many phrases for defecating use the word “take”. It makes no sense to me
I once told a version of this at a stand up open mic, it did very well.
Someone here has never experienced the joys of a public bathroom
I will not elaborate.
Take a shit break.
Make a shit
That part is usually already done by that point.
I dunno. Maybe it’s not called shit when it’s still inside you? Like a magma/lava situation?
Thanks Seinfeld
Seinfeld isn’t that funny. This was a Carlin joke.
I’m just going to pray this was sarcastic
I wasn’t, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg
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That is what every dog owner should be forced to do who doesn’t clean up their dog’s shit.
I prefer the phrases “imma go shake a tit”
Tru. Im gonna go with “commencing shit” from now on
Shit sequence engaged
Don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit
I run into the stall, push the people off the toilet and jam it into my own ass while it’s still warm.
Today, in things that make more sense if you’re a Red Dwarf fan … https://youtube.com/watch?v=36xSrKhCojw
I came here to post exactly this. Well done
This comment, officer, this one right here.
Someone’s been listening to George Carlin.
I actually haven’t heard much of his stuff. Does he do a bit on this?
One man’s “leave a shit” is another man’s “take a treasure”
Hey im leaving a shit right now!
Eh
It’s not meant to mean taking a literal piece of shit. “A shit” in this context means the entire act. Take a break, take a shit, take piss, etc., refer to doing the act.
Or in other words “shit” is a verb here being used a diminutive of the act which is the noun. Like when you take a run, or take a ride, take a walk, or take a hike.
