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weirdbeardgame@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world ·
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Time has somehow stopped, but you can move. What do you do?

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Time has somehow stopped, but you can move. What do you do?

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  • Obinice@lemmy.world
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    Do I retain my inertial momentum? If so, I immediately slam into the ground or shoot up into the sky, turning into a fine mist or burning up instantly, or both.

    If the planet (and the universe) stop moving, but I don’t, I’m dead, haha.

    Similarly if we say that I don’t retain that momentum, what happens to my ability to see? Light is no longer travelling, so I’ll be mostly blind? Will I be able to move through the air, given that I’ll be pushing on time-frozen air molecules? If I can move them by exerting force, are they sufficiently sparse that they have somewhere to move that doesn’t require pushing even more frozen air, to the point that moving becomes very difficult?

    Will air that I’ve moved continue to move after I breathe it out, or will it go back to being frozen in time, such that I can’t sleep or stay in the same spot for long, because I will build up an unmoving cloud of CO2 around my face and die?

    What other ways can you think of that would make pausing time this way suck or kill you? :-D

  • Mister Neon@lemmy.world
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    Go find an Aztec god. Someone is bound to be in charge of this mess.

  • Hello_there@fedia.io
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    Look at the movie cashback

    • AmidFuror@fedia.io
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      Disrobe a bunch of women?

      • Hello_there@fedia.io
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        Disrobe a bunch of women then get really good at figure drawing

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        No, I think they’re just going to watch it a bunch of times.

  • AA5B@lemmy.world
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    Visit trumps campaign office and adjust the campaign speech at “Four Seasons” to actually be at “Four Seasons Landscaping”

  • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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    Suffocate or get immolated trying to move from the friction of the now solid air mass.

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      I came here to try and get away from this corny ass reddit speak

      • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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        Nobody cares.

        • Somelad@thelemmy.club
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          You say that but you responded. I tell ya that cornball talk wont fly in college.

          • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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            Sure.

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    boobs

    for legal reasons and to avoid the community burning me at the stake I will provide no further context.

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      I’ll cheers to that

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Reminds me of a little fantasy I had as a kid. But with dicks.

    • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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      For further context, see the movie Cashback.

      • josefo@leminal.space
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        2006?

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          That’s the one.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      Your honesty is respectable.

    • Spykee@lemmings.world
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      I also boobs.
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      Additionally, I also for legal reasons & to avoid being banished by all communities, will provide no further context.

  • AlternatePersonMan@lemmy.world
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    Panic

    • EmpatheticTeddyBear@lemmy.world
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      That’s why you always carry a towel

      • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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        How else to achieve the status of hoopy frood

    • CameronDev@programming.dev
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      Why? You have plenty of time to work things out

  • python@lemmy.world
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    First, I take a long rest. Then, I might nap a bit.

    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk
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      This is the way.

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    Sleep or study or both.

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Or a sleep study. Efficiency! 😃

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    Suffocate probably

  • Artisian@lemmy.world
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    One could arrange a lot of pranks with a time freeze…

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    Try to fix it since I don’t seem to have initiated it or know if it will ever end. It gets kinda wierd as so I can interact and move things? But if I play a tape or video it won’t play yeah? Its a pretty fucked situation.

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    Shit myself but that’s my answer for most things

  • ComradeSharkfucker@lemmy.ml
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    Steal

    • Archangel1313@lemmy.ca
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      Yup. This is the only honest answer.

  • njm1314@lemmy.world
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    Is there a time limit?

    • DominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.works
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      Inherently!

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