I think they should give a NPP to Little Marco, or Steve Witkoff (ewww…), just on the chance that maybe Donny 2 Weeks will stroke out in rage… Or another to Obama, LOL.
another to Obama
Donny still not got over that joke at the white house dinner. It would be hilarious to give Obama an award for services to immigration or golf.
He is truly removed from reality if he thinks he deserves the Nobel peace prize.
He could always resign?
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I don’t think deserving things (or not) is really a relevant consideration for people like that. They just have things that they want for whatever reason and the power (or not) to have them
Remember how Putin stole a Super Bowl ring from Bob Kraft? He just asked to look at it then walked out of the room with it. I bet Trump would do exactly the same thing with a Nobel medal if he had the chance.
Trump did nearly the same thing with some young injured military guy’s Purple Heart. Trump told him much he admired it, obviously fishing, so the guy offered it to Trump, probably never imagining that Trump would actually take it.
Instead, Trump said “I’ve always wanted one of these!” And kept it.
Literal Kindergarten behavior.
he stole money from a cancer charity for kids, he would do this.
Lol is that a real thing?
I had to look this up. Omg holy crap, that might have actually happened. How sad. Honestly after that I kinda hope they just made him another one and didn’t tell pooty LOL.
He knows he’s dying and is having an end of life crisis. He desperately wants to be liked by the same type of cunts that pick nobel piece prices as sail on mega yatchs before he starts getting fucked in the ass by Satan.
pineapple, in his case, it would be a very LARGE DURIAN.
He’s basically a grown up Varuka Salt
The weird prototype gum ended in a orange Creamsicle instead of a blueberry pie, apparently.
That was Violet Beauregarde’s fate. Veruca was the one who was a bad egg (or a bad nut, in the book/Depp adaptation).
But in keeping with the theme, Trump wins nothing. He loses, good day sir.
He’s basically a
grown upolder Varuka SaltFTFY
Overgrown toddler mentality. He doesn’t use logic, doesn’t consider other people, fairness, accomplishments, optics, etc. He just wants it, hasn’t been told ‘no’ enough, and has Big Feelings about it…
his mind became mush from all that cocaine abuse, to the point hes permanently incontinent.
If Norway just created a Noble Prize, would he notice the difference? And if you surprised him with it in person, no one could ever point out that it wasn’t the Nobel prize as trump can’t stand to ever be wrong so he’d say that’s the one he really wanted all along.
Problem solved, someone can nominate me for the second Noble prize.
Want to read something even more ridiculous? Israelis nominate radical settler leader Daniella Weiss for Nobel Peace Prize
That’s not ridiculous, that’s par for the course and just another PR trick.
She, of course, never had a chance. The prize was rigged from the start because of Norway’s notorious antisemitism
Or you know anti-genocide policies 🙄
Or you know, maybe it was the fact she is a leader in something a majority of the world considers a war crime?
Lemmy users out here proving sarcasm tags necessary even as they hate on them
22% of Nobel laureates have been Jewish you ding dong.
Pretty sure they were joking.
Is that why over 20% of all recipients of a Nobel prize have at least one Jewish parent?
I think it was a joke.
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It seemed pretty obvious to me. People whooshed on that one hard.
His legacy will have been that of having been the biggest embarrassment in American history.
Probably not if there is another civil war or the nation balkanizes.
That civil war is a few years late.
Not going to happen, everybody’s glued to TVs and social media, too bothersome to get out of the couch and do something.Yeah. I listened to an episode of ologies about this.
Age is a big part of it. Like no one over 30 wants to risk everything for something they believe in.
The average age is older than it was in the civil war era.
I think it’ll be similar to Nixon. They were similar people, anyway.
It will be (and already is) much, much worse than just an embarrassment.
We will be lucky if we have a democracy after his term.
It looks like he’s reforming the government so that it follows the dictates of the President who is wholly owned by the billionaire oligarchs of the world.
We’ll survive this. Trust me.
Trump is a joke. Period… Period… period.
Question mark?
Interrobang‽
No, periods mean they’re too old for him
Ellipsis?
a running joke?
Bruh, he can barely waddle.
What worries me is what he will do after he doesn’t win that prize and is no longer incentivised to maintain that extremely superficial pretense of “peace” that he’s already awful at.
He’s deploying the military against his own people for protesting his crimes against humanity…
He’s peacefully murdering people in international waters.
So much peace. Big peace.
Bigly peacful
They’re all saying it. Every time I see somebody they’re saying the same thing. They say mister trump you’re the most peaceful guy I know. I heard somebody say that once and now they’re all saying it.
They all come up to me and stop and they say sir, I’m sorry to hear you lost the prize to a very nasty person. A real nasty person. I hear she didn’t even win in her own country you know, and I shake my head and I say it’s too bad, the state of things. A big shame. You know who else was big? Palmer. Let me tell you about palmer …
“hours before the European group will decide the award recipient”
They think they make the decision same day as the announcement… LOL.
The winner has already been picked.
"The Norwegian Nobel Committee, which awards the prestigious peace prize, held its final meeting on Monday, the Nobel Institute said Thursday, a day ahead of the announcement of the 2025 laureate.
This means a decision was made about the laureate or laureates before the conclusion of an agreement between Israel and Hamas,"
Oh, well, maybe they’ll remember him next year.
Then he’s going to throw such a tantrum for the next year…
If he did his campaign promises of ending the wars in Ukraine and Gaza with his first week, he might’ve had a shot.
But no, he decides to divide and antagonize.

Y’all got any more of them Nobel Peace Prizes?
Maybe he should send the National Guard to Norway to help protect the prize.
this can be dealt with
After the Nazi invasion of Denmark this placed them in danger; it was illegal at the time to send gold out of Germany, and were it discovered that Laue and Franck had done so, they could have faced prosecution. To prevent this, de Hevesy concealed the medals by dissolving them in aqua regia and placing the resulting solution on a shelf in his laboratory at the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen. After the war, he returned to find the solution undisturbed and precipitated the gold out of the acid.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_de_Hevesy#World_War_II_and_beyond
Obama still living in his head rent free
And Obama’s drone strikes live rent free in the minds of an entire generation of people in the middle east. Still weird as fuck that he got a peace prize, but it would be much weirder if Trump received one.
Indeed. That any imperialist ruler or diplomat gets a peace prize is absurd. Especially from the USA, but any big power would also be absurd.
Nobody has made a stronger argument of Obama’s unworthiness as the man himself: https://obamawhitehouse.archives.gov/the-press-office/remarks-president-acceptance-nobel-peace-prize
Obama got the Peace Prize for creating hope after dubya … and partly in order to “bind” him to commuting to peace.
That was not one of the better selections.
Haha. Wouldn’t it be awesome if the next POTUS after Drumpus, was awarded a Peace Prize LOL ? It would be the only reason to wish Mushroom Dick a slightly longer life, so that he can enjoy that moment too.
I was wondering about that as well so I looked into the dates. Apparently Obama got the award in October 9, 2009, and some of the first controversial drone strikes under his administration were in March and April of 2009. Dude came out the gate drone striking and the Nobel Committee just ignored it.











