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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not

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Do they want me to fuckin' honk or not

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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    Honk

  • Deacon@lemmy.world
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    Aneurism posting.

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    Yes

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    Definitely maybe

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    Someone seems a little confused about their libido

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    ai vibes

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    This is what happens when a New Yorker moves to the Midwest. It helps them feel more at home.

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    I honked myself, and I liked it!

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      I honked a girl and I liked it.

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      The sound of quacky duck noise.

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      https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wv-34w8kGPM Honk=Touch (?)

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    There is a big scratch which they wanted to hide with the stickers. But for some reason they ordered a sheet of stickers with the theme “Honk” of of AliExpress. Or maybe just a random sheet and they got “Honk”.

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    Rake in the lake.

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    REMEMBER
    HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
    IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
    IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
    I HONK
    HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
    MYSELF WANT
    HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
    PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

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      HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK

      Sad honking noise

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      My husband just read this in the style of Gob Bluth’s “Should the … should the guy in the …” and it was perfect.

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      Right? What don’t people get? The world would be a better place if everybody lived by this wisdom.

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    Whatchu talkin bout honkey

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    Honk if you’re honky!

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    First thing it says is “Honk if anything.” That satisfies my need for permission.

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      First

      Debatable.

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        You thought I was here to debate you, but I’m here to HONK!

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          :3

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