Be it a personality quirk, something they’re wearing, or just the way they look. What makes them instantly hot?
I’m a lonely male so the answer is if they give me a modicum of attention and kindness.
I’m a non-lonely male and my answer is basically the same.
Its this.
IDK about “lonely” exactly but I definitely dont get a lot of attention or kindness from people.
Now I think about it i dont offer much either but thats life i guess.
Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.
Heyyyyyyy
Aside from all the things that are instant turn-offs…
Being hopeful.
Also seem to get drawn to BPDBeing hot and horny does it for me.
… according to Wikipedia, body symmetry
Other qualities tend to rely on frequency of interaction and are not instant
This is like Nazi shit with “inherent attractiveness theories” or whatever bs imperialism
I’m going to be so shallow as to claim that if they look attractive, I find that instantly hot.
i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA
Oh, compatible sense of dad jokes is a good one.
Integrity
happiness
genuineness.
Bravery. My wife she’s a revolutionary. She was on the street when they kicked out the dictator and they were shooting real bullets. I admire her
Fuck yeah
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A nice, plump dumper.
Unapologetic intellectual curiosity! I absolutely love being around people who love learning new things and who get excited to find out more when they discover a new topic.
It’s one of the first qualities that really stood out when I first met my husband - in a University lecture with 1000 people, he just nonchalantly sat down in the frontmost row because that’s where he could hear the professor the best and ask questions. No shyness or awkwardness about it, which I found incredibly inspiring for some reason! I usually hid in one of the back rows because I was massively overthinking everything and afraid that the professor might call me out when he sees me not paying attention.Funny.
It used to be a pulse, but at my age I can’t be so picky.
Feels like digging up corpses is something you’d need youth for
Sure, but how many of them do you bring?
If you can get a youth to dig corpses up for you, I think you’ve negated the need for the corpses in the first place
No accounting for taste
Just need a job as a mortician, or become friends with a mortician who has questionable morals and needs money.
Being able to sing well.
When someone laughs at my jokes they instantly become more attractive.
It’s not the only thing needed to make someone hot - I don’t think I know of one thing that would do the trick regardless of anything else… but it’s a big leap towards it for anyone, because it combines them laughing and having fun (which is attractive) with making me feel appreciated and included and good about myself (which opens me up socially to feel attraction).
On the flip side, someone who doesn’t laugh at my jokes will become irrevocably unattractive regardless of anything else.
Interesting, let’s hear your best joke then
“What takes three days and isn’t even worth the wait?”
“Getting AI to produce a halfway decent joke.”
Damn, you’re hot right now
For me, I’m good as long as they “get” the joke. If they think I’m abysmally unfunny, especially if they audibly groan, that’s just as good
I suppose, as long as they actually enjoy it - painful groan or not.
I’m luckily not attracted to people who don’t enjoy my company, hopefully neither are you.
I think it’s impossible to tell? Terrible abusive relationship with someone who starts off and you’re the light of their world, compared to someone who actively avoided you for years and then ends up being a bestie for life. Yeah
