Edit: Last night and this morning 100% reassured me that the internet remains undefeated and unfuckwithable.
The reaction to the Trump/Clinton blowjob rumor was easily the funniest thing that has happened in like, a decade. For several hours, I couldn’t turn anywhere, on any social media platform without seeing thousands upon thousands of memes about it. It got to the point for a while where I literally couldn’t see anything except memes about that, on any social media platform that I use. Just…endless memes about trump sucking Clinton cock. It was absolutely incredible. I don’t even think that it actually ever happened. But the fact that like two billion people latched on to it and immediately began relentlessly making fun of it is a beautiful thing. It was the most unhinged shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life, and I’m old. It was beautiful.
If I had a nickle for every time a sitting president was shamed because Bill Clinton got a blowjob, I’d have 2 nickles. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
What happened?
Bill Clinton was impeached in 1998 after it came out that a white house intern, Monica Lewinsky, had been giving him blowjobs, and now this.
No, he was impeached for lying to Congress about it.
If he had just said, “Yeah, Monica blew me,” he would have been fine.
Lol. If he’d said that the Repuglicunts would have impeached him for infidelity. He was in a no win situation.
…and he very, very carefully threaded the needle and chose his words to avoid perjury. It’s why he had questions like asking them to define “sexual relations” (the definition they gave didn’t include oral, so he did not have sexual relations with her by their definition) and what the definition of “is” was (specifically does it mean currently or does it include at any time in the past).
Infidelity is not an impeachable offense. Perjury is.
Would it have been an even bigger scandal? Maybe.
an impeachable offense is whatever the house says it is
No, it has to be for a high crime or misdemeanor. Cheating on your wife isn’t illegal.
Back then the Republicans still pretended to respect the Constitution. Infidelity isn’t a crime, and committing a crime is a requirement for impeachment per the Constitution.
His popularity soared higher, the lower his pants went. I seen it.
And he won against congress in that impeachment.
i was there i seen’t it too
We old. We remember the impact, the cultural shift…of the ninja turtle.
He was impeached because he lied about having an affair with an intern. Not because of the act.
The Ken Starr report that lead to Clinton’s impeachment begs to differ.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Starr_Report
Many of the details reveal highly personal information; many are sexually explicit…Because Starr’s office allegedly leaked portions to press about sexual details that were mentioned in his report, he was criticized for using the scandal as a political maneuver and was charged for violating legal ethics by presenting information irrelevant to an investigation as evidence of legal wrongdoing.
That report is ten times the size of the 9-11 report btw.
Reading the charges now is hilarious considering Trump is guilty of the same hundreds, possibly thousands of times over.
Aww, it’s so quaint these days!
He was impeached for daring to be a Democrat when the Republicans had an axe to grind. Monica didn’t even work at the white house yet when Ken Starr started his investigation.
Whatever, slick Willie was a sexual predator.
That’s gey
Presidentially gey
It is quite a sausage fest in the hall of the Presidents.
Guys… What if this was the reason he didn’t want the Epstein files released? He doesn’t care about everyone knowing he’s a pedo; he just doesn’t want anyone to know he literally sucks cock.
It actually makes more sense tbh. Being queer is far worse to fascists than being a pedophile rapist. This is especially damning when the person he sucked off is prominent in the conspiracy theories he depended on for the past decade.
That makes so much sense actually
Wait… what?
What the hell is going on?
Clinton was kickin back, getting his knob slobbed by Trump.
And apparently Putin has the photos to prove it.
Damn this looks like my cat. Rip bozo
RIP Bozo. And RIP Ralphie.
You got this without the text? I like silly cats
I do not, sorry. But you could fix it up yourself to get rid of the text or possibly have Gemini, etc. do it for you!!
Why take a few minutes to find a picture when you could use gallons of water to just make one?
Sending one your way.
Not a meme, a silly cat!
puff puff pass kitty
Perfect
Purrrrrfect
Hell ya. Thanks!
What are the odds Clinton tried to convince everyone he came across to suck him off?
And yes, pun intended.
Bill Clinton got that rizz
Wait, this is real? What the fuck
i saw something that looked like those emails what claimed this, but i have not devoted time to vetting it.
I legitimately don’t know and I’m afraid to search it, please send help
Searching it on Google increases the trend and likelihood of being an auto fill search, especially if you type “Trump gave Clinton a blowjob” so it gets suggested for any Trump search
Searching it is praxis, you’re obligated to do it.
Based
Its real, It’s head cannon now.
😎
I’m going to be upset if this is what gets him impeached
Seeing this RIGHT after watching the latest South Park episode…
Guess I need to do some fact checking before I get my hopes up
This is out south parking south park yes?
This far outdid South Park, yes. This was actually a mass unifying event where hundreds of thousands or maybe millions of people all united to create millions upon millions upon millions of absolutely unhinged memes about this one event, even though 99.9% of them are very confident that it never even happened at all. And it’s still going on, to some degree.
Viral doesn’t even come close to describing what this event has been. This has literally been a historic day. Lol
DJT naming it The Big Beautiful Bill now makes a lot more sense.
Oh God y
Oh damn. It’s still very early but you win the internet for today.
we live in such a strange fucking timeline
“I did not have sexual relations with that timeline.”
Please let this be true, and let this be his downfall, not just because it’s deserved, but because it would be fucking hilarious.
If being a pedophile doesn’t bring him down but performing a homosexual act does I’m gonna be pissed
The universe, powered by irony, might not cause anything funny to happen for the next three days, if this is true.
Fuckin what
Blowing what
It’s irresponsible to post this without a source
yes
I think we can give up on reality, everyone had
https://splendorous-chaja-f79791.netlify.app/
search ‘bubba’
its definitely true i saw it on the internet
Everything you see on the Internet is true
— Abraham Lincoln
Are you lost? It’s a shitpost sub, lol.
Everything that dude does and says is wildly irresponsible and cartoonishly reckless and has the potential to actually cause suffering and misery and even death to large swaths of people.
I think he will be fine with millions of people on the internet shitposting about him sucking Bill Clinton’s cock.
But here is the context. You can find it below.
For the record, no I do not think it is real. I’m just doing my part to spread bullshit, lies, gossip and rumors like he does literally every single day. I’m just doing it with much, much lower stakes than he does. No one is going to die due to me and a bazillion other people saying that he sucked Clinton’s dick.
Relax.
It’s totally real bro Donnie got a throatpie from Mr big Clinton 🥵🥵🥵
Bill Clinton is getting ALL the action. Well, 2 bjs decades apart but still. I wonder how Hilary feel about this.
Bold of you to assume Hilary is capable of feel.
I like that millions of people are asking if Trump was giving blowjobs but this looks like a joke to me. This isn’t Epstein letting it slip that Trump likes to have dicks in his mouth. He’s with Bannon so his brother is joking “ask him what blackmail Putin has on Trump, photos of him blowing somebody or something?”
Unless maybe Jeff told Mark that Trump gives BJs so Mark is saying “ask Bannon about that thing you told me about.”
The use of the definite article “the” is important.
He didn’t ask if Putin “has photos” like you and I might if we were joking about some hypothetical blackmail material we don’t actually know exists, he asked if Putin “has the photos.”
I don’t think we can read that much into it. “Ask him if Putin has the photos of Trump blowing bubba like I made up last week when we were joking about what Putin might have on him.”
Regardless if it’s true or not, this would be a great time for Clinton to take one for the team and say it happened. “He even introduced me to something called analingus, which I had never had before. He was really practiced at it, he said it was his favorite thing in the world.”
For as many hamburgers as the man puts down, he still sure knows how to toss a salad.
What’s funny about this is that I literally just heard a joke the other day about this:
Donnie dies and goes to hell. The devil greets him and says “we’re actually full up at the moment, but you’re definitely staying. We’ll go look at 3 rooms and you can choose a room where we’ll swap them out one for one, one goes you stay.”
They go to the first room and it’s Obama climbing the tallest high dive ladder ever, then diving into a pool over and over and over, forever. Donnie says “no, no, I can’t do that. Not going in there.”
They go to the second room and it’s George Bush breaking rocks over and over and over. A rock breaks, another appears. Donnie says “nope, nope, can’t do that. Not going in there either.”
They go to the third door and it’s Bill Clinton naked strapped to a bed and Monica Lewinsky doing what Monica did over and over and over. Donnie says “oh absolutely, I’ll take this room for sure!” So the devil says “ok. Monica you’re out, Trump get in there and get to work!”
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
Wow someone predicted Obama presidency in 2006.
I distinctly remember my American History teacher junior year saying Barack would be the next Dem nominee after his DNC speech. This would have been 2004.
Maybe not word for word then, you got me there
I heard this word for word but in Arabic back in like 2006 about Yasser Arafat. What’s old is new again.
ye olde meme
Listen, slick Willie might be a child raping scumbag, but he knows a DJT blowjob is going to be all teeth and self-aggrandizement. No one wants to have oral interrupted every 10 seconds by the person giving oral talking about how great they are at giving oral.
It’s possible Trump just loves to take a load that much and it’s purely selfish for him.
My eyes! They burn! Ahhhhhh!
They unfortunately do not make bleach for your mind’s eye. This is a weight we will all have to carry, kin.
I looked into the abyss, and the abyss looked back
What a terrible day to suffer from reading comprehension.
