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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 21 days ago
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  • theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world
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    EDIT: to the downvoter, I completely understand.

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      deleted by creator

    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world
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      Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

      Don’t ignore the sound 😷

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        Bro I didn’t ask for this

        • mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca
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          you clicked on it, that means you accepted the terms and conditions

      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today
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        People voted for this. 🤦

  • switcheroo@lemmy.world
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    So the P tapes Putin has as leverage over the orange cancer is actually P(enis) not P(ee)! 🤯 Putin has photos of drumpf blowing Clinton! It makes so much fucking sense! All the hatred drumpf has for Hillary, his fear of Putin, how he knew how to fellate that poor microphone!

    • FriskyDingo@sh.itjust.works
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      Why not both!

    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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      We need to get Clinton, now being persecuted by White House for Epstein links, to say “I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr Trump.” as a non-denial.

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    Is this why he wanted to send Hillary to prison? So he could have Billy’s D all to himself?

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    I find that to be highly unlikely. Even assuming Bill is bisexual, why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob. Reminds me more of the first episode of Black Mirror rather than a sexual favor.

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      Second comment just to say that Ghislane Maxwell had a horse named Bubba.

      Especially in 2018 when the “Russia Dossier” was all over the place, this is definitely pure sarcastic bullshitting, top to bottom.

    • GreenShimada@lemmy.world
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      Completely agree with this. Hilarious, sure, but certainly not literally accurate. With that exchange and when the emails were sent, I would sooner believe it’s all sarcastic BS just getting thrown around.

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      Bill Clinton has never struck me as the kind of guy who would turn down a blowjob, no matter who offers it.

      • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
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        It true. My old college roommate’s partner’s cousin’s former elementary school friend said that they asked Billie Clinton about giving him sloppy head. Dirty Billie said yes to the blowjob request.

    • ptu@sopuli.xyz
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      There are other Trumps too, like Melania

    • QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works
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      Honestly just sounds like the kind of shit rich old frat boys do when they are blackout drunk on a pedophile’s island

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        Or something that would go down during a Joozian alien sex orgy drugs galactic party. Has everyone forgotten this episode?

        Cancelled | South Park Public Library | Fandom https://share.google/cQmPo5ZuQMqkStv9R

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      why on earth would you want that man (Trump) to give you a blowjob.

      Power move

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      Does it matter of it’s true or not?

      It’s been years that MAGA is showing us that truth does not matter,

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        In that regard, I fully endorse making and propagating memes on this topic.

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    /uj why does Bubba = Bill Clinton?

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      because of all Bubbas, it offered the most meme potential

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      Nickname because he was from Arkansas, origin of Bubbas.

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        Yep. And for anyone saying they’ve never heard that nickname for Clinton, Bubba Clinton is also mentioned in the docs.

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    Poor Bush is like, wtf…why didn’t I get sucked off by pedophiles?

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      Honestly? Inbetween all this Epstein shit, Bush is lookin’ pretty good right now…

      He’s like the Butters of this irl South Park episode

      • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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        If butters switched to his Professor Chaos persona a few times.

        Between the needless wars he started, the Patriot Act, the great recession, and picking Dick Cheney as a vice president, among other things.

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    This is big

    Donald Trump to Bill Clinton

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    what Clinton is going to do? come out and say “I did not have sexual relationships with that man, Mr Trump”

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      “Do you, the people, really believe that Donald Trump would have sexual relations with an adult?”

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    He does love a Big Beautiful Bill.

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      also known as Big Beautiful Bubba

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      What an outstanding comment. Well done sir or madam.

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        Oh trump you blow hard…

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    I want this to be real.

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      It would almost make Trump’s political career worth it.

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    I am stunned you all are taking this seriously. He’s obviously joking. Sounds like a reference to Trump kissing Clinton’s ass.

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      It doesn’t really matter. It’s funny and that’s enough to believe it was real.

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      I wish you were right, but that genuinely doesn’t make any sense.

      What even could be “the photos” of someone kissing someone’s ass?

      Especially when the context is a conversation with someone who owns a literal depraved-and-illegal-sex themed island designed specifically to generate blackmail on the wealthy and powerful, who responds with “and i thought- I had tsuris”, which is a yiddish word for “troubles”.

      Furthermore, Mark Epstein has now gone on record to state that “Bubba” was not Bill Clinton, so now you also need to explain who’s ass Trump was kissing that is so damaging that Putin would want photos of it? Good luck!

      Trump gave someone a blowjob and there are photos.

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        How in the hell you figure the poster child for narcissistic personality disorder would stoop to sucking dick?! My god you people will believe anything that suits your views.

        Need I point out that you are all reading a shitload of meaning into a message fragment?

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          Narcissists don’t suck dick? That’s the best you can do?

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          Narcissists notoriously

          project

          lmfao

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    krasnov’s obsession with arnold palmer’s penis makes a lot more sense now

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    I want a phantom blowjob!

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    Uniparty? More like Lemon Party

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      I haven’t thought about that picture in a long time.

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      Tbf I’m sure everyone’s balls were slightly less saggy 30 years ago

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