No wrong answers. (there IS a right answer though)
…credit where it’s due: the Death Star solved ALL of Alderaan’s problems with a single keystroke.
Handy timing with the announcement of new Star Gate!
Wait, what??
Sorry to link YouTube, but yeah, check out the creators announcing it!
A thoroughly rousing speech on space ethics from captain Janeway .
Followed by breaking said ethics/morals/Prime Directive.
Found section 31.
With as much temporal shenanigans that she got up to it wouldn’t suprise me if Janeway founded Section 31.
Uhm. I think you mean from Daniel fucking Jackson.
Or just telling the helmsman they’re relieved and piloting the ship herself between two stars. Probably my favorite scene of hers. Fuck with her crew and she’s pissed. Kill one of them, oh hell…
Kill one of them, oh hell…
Yeah. Only she’s allowed to do that.
Hasn’t Dr. Who canonically killed literally everything?
They’ve reset the timeline of the entire universe, destroying the previous timeline and everyone in it.
The Doctor committed omnicide to win the war against the Daleks.
i can’t remember. wasn’t the omnicide being committed by the master?

The sonic by far, a lightsaber is probably cooler and phasers are crazy versatile, by the time I stopped watching Doctor Who it was basically a magic wand if it wasn’t always.
I’m pretty sure it’s just a Green Lantern power ring. Doesn’t work on wood my fanny…
Could be Alan Scott’s ring.
It always was
Can you imagine the mischief Scotty would have gotten into if he had a sonic screwdriver
Stargate wouldn’t be C4, it would be a Zat’nik’tel.
- one shot stuns
- two shots kill
- three shots vaporizes
Full credit to Shanks for asking the important questions how badly designed a plot device it is. “How long between shots does it reset on the same target?”
Nothing has been disintegrated since 1969
It’s an electric current. So it would be as long as the charge is still present. If it wears off, it resets
Er, so as soon as you stop pressing the button?
Nah man. P90
This (waves P90) is a weapon of war.
I love that the p90 was literally designed to be the opposite. it was supposed to be issued to truck drivers and other support type personnel (and close quarters peace time antiterrorism type stuff).
IIRC the 5.7mm was purpose designed to punch through paratrooper body armor. It absolutely is a weapon of war.
Everything is relative.
Hey you, get that target swingin a little
No don’t worry about that!
I always assumed it was like dosing medication - depends on the person’s weight and age.
Just the stun itself is funny how it works - sometimes it takes out people for hours, sometime they are good to go pretty much right after.
That’s not the star trek problem solver, it’s not even the star trek problem creator
Star Trek phasers can be rigged to be explode just fine. They have all the functionality of C4 plus some.
If we’re going by frequency, for Star Trek, I’d replace the phaser with “reversing the polarity”. But I think it’s pretty spot-on for the others.
SG for the m’fn P90. Duh.
Self sealing stem-bolts.
I feel like an idiot.
Everyone wants these things and I don’t even know what they do.
I guess it doesn’t matter, they sell well.

One of my oldest
I’d gladly pay you yamok sauce on Tuesday for a self sealing stem-bolt today.
TOS phaser with TNG Picard? C’mon

The problem solver in Star Wars is an astromech droid.











