I’m going Orange. I feel like all of the others would naturally follow.
Red. My eye colour already changes randomly, although less often and more subtly than it did when I was younger.
I’d love to be able to control it and confuse people.
Red, can I also change each eye to a different colour?
Sure, why not, go crazy.

What would you even do with it?
Impress my dates, of course!
“Look at this, babe” *arm turns purple*
“Oh god…”
“I know. You wait and see what else does that! ;)”
Black, red could be useful for evading the law. Could probably profit off purple. The skull one probably has some side effect I’m not aware of.
increased csf, probalby would cause intercranial pressure. remember the stewie episode where his brain sized increased to give him telekinitic powers, if it was the side effect of that, then it wouldve ben fine.
Red could also be accomplished with contacts and you don’t waste a power. Though it’d be a great bar trick and probably get you laid to just cycle through colors RGB style.
Yeah, you could probably have a very short but lucrative career being like a mesmerist on TV with that.
Could probably give people seisures if you flashed the colors fast enough
Eye color. Though the five dollarydoos are tempting.
The teleportation is obviously most powerful in terms of exploits
The dog could bring about the most technological advancement
I think Ill go for the eye color change though, because its so uncommon to have different eye colors.
The Cantonese speaking dog is pretty cool. I like the Albania teleporting till I realized I need to get out of Albania
Give me dat blue pill and drop me in Schism. Those weird clay people look like they know how to party!
Blue, depending on one thing. Is it the set of a tool music video or the reality presented within?
I think “into the video” makes it pretty clear on that one. Otherwise it’d say “onto the set of.” Anyway, no backsies, so which TOOL video will it be?
May as well go with the video that is the most Tool. I’d go with Sober.
I was going to say Parabola, but you can get the same effect with DMT.
I mean, $5 is $5…
Five bucks is best bucks! ✋
Teleporting to Albania seems OP, I’d definitely take it.
Agreed, it’s at very least the seemingly obvious choice.
Can you teleport back?
Nope, no reason to believe you can.
Looks like I’m gettin’ away scot free with a clean five dollarydoos.
It’s yours. But you do get just enough diarrhea from the pill that a $5 bottle of Pepto would really make a difference. But it’s your money and your call.
I’ve lived through worse, I’m keepin’ that fiver.
Obviously pink.
I don’t see any stipulation that says I can only use my power only once.Pink, because then you can fold Queen Elizabeth II into a whale giving head

That whale has million dollar pearl lips
God save… What the fuck?
Just how we do things down under mate










