This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
My dog covers her waterdish when these clowns’ names come up on TV
This is a shitpost.
If you want to protect your drinks from them, you would be making them yourself, keeping them inaccessible at all times and drinking them only in private spaces.Throwing you drink in their faces is the only safe thing to do.
Make sure you’re using a heavy glass and to throw it with the drink.
Won’t that just end up giving them excuses?
This isn’t a shitpost, its a pro life tip
An anti-abortion tip? I’m gonna have to disagree with you there. Pro choice tip all the way
It’s just the tip!
My very favorite game!
…of the shitberg
US will never live this period down. These dudes are such losers that it’s a historical event in it’s own right.
Those are 3 reason why the US military should be kicked out of the EU. This is like having the fucking Russians in your backyard again.
I hate that I like his suit
You should like it, you paid for it. Also, looking the part is the entire reason this guy has his job.
No i didn’t
It would be a shame to ruin it.
Although the middle one is kind of the go-to Dodgy Used Car Salesman outfit.
Steven Miller acts like the dude who would drug you, put you in a hole, lower a bucket to you with lotion, spray you with a water hose till you put said lotion on, then murder you to wear your skin. That or argue with you about magic the gathering rules and game meta. 100% the biggest tool in the shed
PeeWee Himmler
i used to have this friend. acquaintance might be a better word but we were somewhere in between the two. she got married and her husband was 100% the MtG rules lawyer type. they invited us over for a board game night (i can figure out rules and reliable strategies after one or two rounds. they played a game i knew and I won each round with more than double the next highest player’s point total. dude was so pissed off about losing a game to the disabled guy that he gave his wife an ultimatum that we could no longer be friends. I care about as much about ultimatums as i do people who give in to the manipulation, so no big loss.
On the ultimatum note… there was this guy who was friends with my friends, I didn’t know him well, but they spent a lot of time together and I did see him many times a year. My friends were a couple (m/f). I asked why I hadn’t seen him in awhile, and they told me that he got a new girlfriend and his new girlfriend didn’t want him hanging out with other women, so he pretty much stopped being friends with them. I haven’t seen him since, it’s been like a decade.
“We’re cool! We ARE! You aren’t cool, we are, so we say who’s cool, and you aren’t cool. We are. So there.”
“Yeah, sure, you’re real cool, whatever.”
“Well, we are.”
“Mm-hm.”
That kirk widow is placing a lot of faith in jd vance to become president. Thats why she got knocked up by him immediately after charlie kirk died.
Wait, are you telling me that wasn’t a shitpost? That couldn’t have actually been real. Please tell me this timeline has not actually gotten this stupid.
That poor fucking kid. What a life to be born into… Can’t feel too bad for them, they’ll be chalk full of bad ideology from their first words…
Oh shit, I didn’t even think it was jds, just thought it was wishful thinking.
He needs to have a white baby, with a MAGA bombshell blonde, toot sweet. He can’t go running for president of the Nazi party with nothing but half-breed brown kids left over from his hillbilly days.
Bunch of ugly bugs. This photo smells like gas station boner pills.
Stephen Miller got into politics only because his arms were too weak to choke out prostitutes.
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Hello grok, please generate an image of corrupt lawyers.
And cover their couches (badum tiss)
who are these people?
One of the three Stooges, and friends
One of them is so scared that people might notice his weak, girlish shoulders that he only wears plaid suits with inserts.
Now that you mention it, aren’t both blue suits wearing shoulder pads? Is it time to scrimmage??
L-R:
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Trump’s closest, most trusted advisor, and Himmler wannabe
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Leader of the largest, most advanced military in the history of mankind
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One Heartbeat Away From The Presidency
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All I know is that one is a couch fucker. No clue who the other two losers are.
The ghoul, the tool, and the fool.
Id, ego, superego
Larry, Curly, Moe
With people like these in power I feel like the rest of the world won’t have to suffer America for that much longer, lol.
