This headline is thoroughly debunked in other comments.
What’s the green text? I’ve seen blue for OP and red (presumably instance owners), but not green. Is that moderators?
Yes

Big if true
Mamdani won’t become the mayor until January. Anything could happen
to himin the meantime.We used to be real country

Hey man, nice shot.
Oh god. Budd!
The original headline was something like “Cuomo says he’s moving to Mexico if Mamdani wins”
But damn do I wish he would do it anyway.
Don’t threaten me with a good time

Please mark this as satire, it isn’t real.
That was a fake headline
It’s right there. Looks like a headline to me
Like come on, it’s an exclusive ffs!
Well check out this headline:

Now what do you believe?
you’re blowing my brains out right now
that looks like a headline too.
Would’ve got my vote.
ITS REAL TO ME DAMMIT
It has been 6,605 days or 16 years, 7 months, and 7 days that I have been waiting for Sean Hannity to be waterboarded for charity.
Not placing my bets on this one.
Man we can troll this Alan guy by asking him what reason he found to live after Mamdani won














