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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago

"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"

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"She's so interested in my boring defense contractor job!"

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The Picard Maneuver@piefed.world to People Twitter@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 4 days ago
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  • pelespirit@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m locking this. I removed an entire thread of comments because I understand how both sides could think they’re right and it’s getting reported. No one is banned.

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    It must be difficult dating with that kind of job.

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      I’ve had jobs where I’m not able to talk about specifics but they’re still plenty of good stories you can tell.

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        I was in the Air Force with a secret clearance, working on radar systems. There’s some stuff i can’t talk about for legal reasons, then there’s stuff i don’t talk about because it would make me look dumb. Like that time i worked on the circuit breaker panel without cutting input power. Or that time we forgot to open the vents before powering up the thing.

        • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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          the thing

          🛸 👽

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      I know someone who has a security clearance of some type, I got interviewed about them a few years back. In a rounabout way they said that people who cant talk about work tend to date other people who cant talk about work. Not necessarily in the same field but people who are used to compartmentalising like doctors, lawyers, etc. People who professionally understand “I cant talk about it”.

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        Yeah this makes a lot of sense. I can talk about things (general, not detailed) but I would rather not open the box again.

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        I don’t talk much about work with my wife. Mostly I can, but why would I want to take my work life home. I spend hours talking about work stuff at work. Let’s talk about other stuff at home.

        Perhaps it’s different when your job defines you as a person or your job is your life.

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          It’s probably easier when people are interested in the job, or think they know what the job is.

          I have a friend who is an artist, and they started telling people they worked in tech so the conversation would die. 😆

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        It helps to live in a place where most people do work like this. It’s more culturally acceptable to simply not ask in the first place.

        I’d go as far as to say that it’s so ingrained in some folks, that it’s a dead giveaway what they’re up to based on whether or not they ask you what you do for a living.

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    I already leaked. She just doesn’t know.

    • De Lancre@lemmy.world
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      girl, I’m already wet

      but… but you a man

      I said what I said

      • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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        A man can’t wet himself?

        • De Lancre@lemmy.world
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          You can do whatever you want, champ

          • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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            Damn right!

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        Perfect

      • banshee@lemmy.world
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        If anyone doesn’t recognize this, please go watch all the Lonely Island videos - good shit!

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    Lies. Last thing you see is a WarThunder forum comment claiming that the radar cross section of a F-22 is about the size of a golfball, and you know for a fact that in most directions, it has a radar cross section comparable with a bumble bee.

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      At this point there’s no way the dev team of war thunder is anything but spies.

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        I’m not a spy,and I’d enjoy the hell out of running that.

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          Ok so just find a government to sponsor you and you’ll be running it in no time.

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    Especially if you’re a shlubby middle-aged nebbish…

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    Am I the only male that doesn’t like this look? Giant, saggy titties with saucer nipples are a thing I would pay to not see.

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      Hey man, do you wanna, oh idk… Be normal about women?

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        You mean idolize a particular body shape that is not one I’ve seen on any woman under about 280 lbs? No I think I’ll continue thinking this meme is pretty creepy and in really weird taste?

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          What’s real fucking weird is you assuming her nipple size when she has a shirt on

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            You see anything about that photo that’s normal? I don’t. I’ve seen enough photos of giant boobs to both know the profile and also that I don’t like it.

            Apparently I have to like it though or a whole wagon of Lemmy weirdos will come to comment and downvote which is pretty neat.

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              Buddy, it’s a picture of a woman in a sweater…

              No one is saying you have to prefer women with big tits, but like… Sometimes women have big tits, and you can just be normal about that fact.

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                Yeah I don’t think so when the premise is that “it’s the last thing you see before you do a treason”.

                I’m sure the point of the picture is just that “it’s a nice sweater, buddy”, and nothing to do with anything else.

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                  I love the internet because occasionally weird little guys like you come along and remind me that everyone’s a little weird in their own special way

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          …what do you think an “lb” is? Because by every definition I’ve seen, that woman is maybe 125 of them if she’s really tall.

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      Fellas, is it gay to like titties?

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        You can like what you want, but I’m more about a realistic and proportional standard myself. There’s nothing gay about it, but I can’t understand it, personally. I just can’t imagine how the premise of the meme isn’t “haha no thanks” instead of “sure a little light treason sounds good in exchange for those danglers!”

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        According to closeted maga’s? Yes.

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        Those titties have been liked by other men. Super gay.

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      Pretty much yes, you’re the only one.

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      Show us your titties, lemme see if I’d ‘pay to see them’ or not.

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    Jokes on her, most of my country’s military resources haven’t been updated since the Boer War.

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      What about all the sweet guns you took from the Prawns?

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    The real leak risk is not hackers, it’s humans being human.

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    The actual last thing you see before leaking state secrets…

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      Well memed.

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        ✊ the struggle is real

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      “lul not like you losers have any actual clearance”

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    And then the twelve colonies are destroyed in a surprise attack.

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      Cmon, I say “OK Boomer” ONCE and trillions die? Unfair!

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      Solid reference

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    The worst part is when they’re girl-next-door natural beauties like this.

    Your brain can say no to an obvious escort/Victoria secret model suspect, but when your animal brain starts shutting down your frontal lobe with “Oh my god, she’s the one!!” malware you’re screwed lmao

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      One smile from a girl like that and the brain melts. I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

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        I think the only vaccine is to be in a healthy relationship already so you don’t have interest.

        I don’t think that’s the way it works. Be in a healthy relationship so you don’t fall for it maybe, but we aren’t dead here.

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    Too textile.

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    Ah mean…would?

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs

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    Had a Russian woman way too into me at the bar during RSA. Maybe I was being paranoid but I bailed.

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    We doing yellow peril now?

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      I don’t think so, i mean, i get why it looks racist. but China is a geopolitical foe of the US, and they do use honeypots like this for gathering intel, and Chinese people do generally look Asian, for the most part.

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            Really? You really don’t see the race angle of assuming Asian women are government honeypots? You understand that there’s a reason it’s not a white woman in the photo right?

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              So the only two races are white and political? You’re telling on yourself.

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              Why can’t you just give me a straight answer? I know what yellow peril is and this doesn’t strike me as that.

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