“We’re going to need the help of robots and other forms of, uhhh, I guess you could say employment,” he said, shrugging. “We’re going to be employing a lot of artificial things.”

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      Can’t you picture him and Stephen PeeWee Himmler Miller browsing the Google images together, looking for ideas for his Frankenbattleship?

      “Oooh, look at that one. Wicked cool, right? I want something like that, but with bigger guns. And more of’em. And lots of real gold. All those other assholes got yachts, but I got a Trump-class battleship!”

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      Trump 1.0 he was actually there still, easily manipulated but still there. Now he’s just a puppet with dementia.

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        Nah, 1.0 was only better because he spent the whole time figuring out wtf to do. He didn’t even know he had to hire his own cabinet. 2.0 is the result of those four years of realizing the power and protection of the position, and another four of teams of knowledgeable people working hard to make sure this term would be the last they’d ever need.

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          It’s less that he personally learned anything and more that the Heritage Foundation did, he’s only following their playbook.

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    I am once again begging people not to post a headline that starts with “Trump, 79,” that doesn’t end with. Well. You know.

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      Then we’d have President Vance and first Mistress Kirk. This cancer is going to take a while to cut out if it doesn’t outright kill us.

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      I need him to stay alive and receive punishment, impeachment and incarceration for all his crimes before he kicks the bucket…this fascist, racist, felon, clown fuck

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      Soon enough. You can see the way he is aging. It seems to be accelerating.

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    “Trump, Old Fuck, Rants Incoherently About Some Random Topic” is one of the most tiring headlines.

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      Did your parents do insane amounts of coke, rape children and utterly ignore their health in pursuit of porkish hedonism? Then go for high stress bullshit with a family history of dementia?

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        And do they also have late stage syphilis? Why is nobody talking about that one, it’s obvious. The patchy hair loss, the blemishes, the cognitive decline, the bizarre thick facial makeup. You know why the French covered their faces and hands with that thick white lead based paint back in the 1700s and wore wigs? Because of syphilis.

        It fits the timeline perfectly if you consider how he was living in the 80’s-90’s, and how obviously he would never go have it checked out because he’s a narcissistic piece of dumb shit.

        (It also tangentially explains Trump’s bizarre emotional affiliation with the late great Alphonse Capone)

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          Fun fact: we can even cure late stage syphilis nowadays. Well, eradicate it from the body. The damage it caused will persist. Including cognitive.

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      This comment is grosser than your name. Biden has been a shitheel in government for over 50 years.

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        He was one of the best presidents since Jimmy Carter and the country and the world would be better off with him in power vs Trump.

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          That just goes to show how bad the US is at electing leaders. Just terrible, even when good options do exist, to the point that I still don’t fully believe Mamdani is the New York Mayor.

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            It’s because when you put a piece of ripe fruit into raw sewage it doesn’t make the sewage suddenly drinkable, but suddenly I no longer want to eat the fruit. But hey with enough fruit and time that makes a farm, idk I’m trying to be positive here. Forget aboutit

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              That probably does something to it as well, but ok then change it to “I can’t believe that he was actually elected”.

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                Its new york and he was running against cuomo. It wasnt exactly a crazy win.

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                  I don’t take anything for granted in North America. We just elected the most obviously corrupt person to be mayor of Montréal and even the total left/right votes between the four major parties skewed significantly right because we’re stupid as hell.

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          No, likely a leftist. There’s two people who hate Biden, the MAGAts and leftists. Biden did some good things but so did Trump, broken clock metaphor. Biden also slow walked us into this by not persecuting Trump for sedition like he should have. It makes the “paid opposition” argument much harder to dismiss of the neo-liberal dems.

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            Biden doesnt control the DOJ. He doesnt decide how and when someone should be persecuted. Trump does this and its wrong. The list of good things Biden did is very long, with trump its maybe one or two things if that while the list for bad stuff is huge. There is no comparison.

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          Refusing to gargle a useless corporate dickhead that hid his critical cancer diagnosis during a crucial campaign period does not make you MAGA, wtf?

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            1. He’s still alive.

            2. He’s better than Trump.

            3. Trump is the one who told you he hid the cancer diagnosis.

            4. Harris was VP and would have became the president if he died.

            All of these are facts and would have lead to a better present than now so what the fuck are you on about?

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              All of those things are true. Explain how not liking him makes someone MAGA.

              Edit: wait what, in what world does Trump have anything to do with Biden’s hidden cancer diagnosis?

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                  So then when are we allowed to criticize corporate guzzling Dems? You said we weren’t allowed to during an election year, and you’re saying we’re not allowed to now. So when?

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            Useless corporate dem? He got a ton of great shit done but since you hate leftwing policies I can see why you think his agenda was bad.

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                Biden has been a shitheel in government for over 50 years.

                useless corporate dickhead that hid his critical cancer diagnosis during a crucial campaign period

                Its pretty obvious. If you supported things like healthcare, equality, workers rights any of the typical leftwing policies you wouldnt be reacting in this way.

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    Either put him in a home or in the ground. I don’t care which, but for the love of god, take away his Internet access.

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        At least Vance is so uncharismatic that if he even thought about pulling the shit trump does the maga base would eat him alive

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        Only if Americans accept that instead of doing what they should, which is arrest them all and do to them what your precious constitution says should happen to traitors who commit treason.

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    More people are working right now in the United States than at any other time in our history.

    The same can be said year on year every single year (except 2020) due to population and economic growth.

    What he doesn’t say is that the divergence between the average wage and the cost of living has never been greater. So, while more people are available to work, they are earning less per hour in bread and bricks than they were 5, 10, 15, 20 (etc.) years ago.