We demand REAL poo!
That’s just a theory. A GAME THEORY!
Old guy story time
I knew this guy in college who always forgot his shampoo in the shower (dorm with shared bathrooms).
It would enrage him that people would use up his shampoo.
So he filled the bottle with piss and left it for communal use.
Yeah, its called American beer.
Shots fired!
I’m more of a shamshit guy
He called shamshit shampoo.
shampoo also implies the (much more likely imho) existence of shamshart
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Whats with the presentation? Looks like those memes where they shame dogs who did bad things.
So it should read “I excuse myself to the washroom on dates just to check my IG feed”.
Don’t say that too loud, you’ll get trumps attention
ShamWow implies the existence of LegitMeh
It’s pronounced sham PAGGin
Sham-pee!
They both exist, and are used when you need to get away from a date, check your phone, or otherwise get some alone time sitting down.
Synthetic urine?
synthetic natural champagne (German calls piss play natural champagne)
Shampoo also means the existamce of proudpoo
You mean real poo? Pretty sure that’s already a thing.
