Ooh boy just you wait til you realize you’re just napping in between having to wake up to piss 3 times in the night.
I stopped drinking fluids three hours before sleep and that’s helped. Just have to hydrate well early in the day.
Doesn’t work if i drink any alcoholic or sugary beverages.
But have you tried 3 or 4 beers?
If by that you mean 8 or 10 vodkas, then yes. I try that regularly.
right after work with no food?
That causes me to fall asleep quickly and then wake up 2 to 3 hours later feeling exhausted
Then it messes with my sleep the rest of the week…
You gotta stick with it to see results
Idk man, I’m 35 and I just go to bed
I’ve been hit by 7 cars. What is your excuse?
In a row?
Try not to get hit by any cars on the way to the parking lot!
All at the same time?
Hot
Commuting by bike exclusively, and training for racing from 2009-2014. I only ever got hit by 2 SUVs at one time, but that is the one that broke my neck and back in 2014. Most of the rest were from people turning in and out of driveways or parallel parking spots. In the six crashes, three I rode away from with only road rash from going down. Three of the seven were totalled SUVs. I was faster than most e-bikes before lithium battery e-bikes were really a mass market thing. Back then, I averaged around 400 miles per week on the bike. I was one of the most hardcore roadies out there.
Damn… I feel like after the second time I’d be done. You’re metal AF!
Ouch dawg. Hope you get some good sleep now and then.
I’ve gotten 8 hours a half dozen times in 12 years. Most are 3-5hrs. It will be what kills me… along with all the other stuff. Don’t break your spine. Not recommended. Thanks tho.
My dad warned me about using bicycles and motorcycles on the public roads based on his experience in the 50s. It was dangerous even then, and it’s only gotten worse with the number of cars and roads designed strictly for automobiles in general. Driving in traffic in a big car is scary enough; the people out there are insane.
I looked into an e-bike for getting to work a few years back. The range and time would have worked, and I travel during the light hours. But I couldn’t find a safe way to make it happen, even through back roads. Probably for the best, eventually someone would probably have got me.
I’m an OFFICE WORKER
I’ve driven over the same bicyclist 7 times. What is your excuse?
Meow mother fucker
Congratulations! You’re in the top 1% of a statistic.
Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the parking lot!
Damn, that joke falls pretty flat when you change dicks to cars.
“Try not to get hit by any cars on the way through the dicks lot”
I love it.
All cars are driven by dicks
Amateur! Wait till you hit 65. I’m slowly becoming Darth Vader. Machines to make me breathe, eyes that can’t see, ears that can’t hear and teeth that shatter on the softest food. Luckily they haven’t started replacing any of the inside bits… yet.
PS: this is just the short list of stuff.
Cpap? Among other things?
yup
My CPAP was literally life changing, was insane how much better I felt when I actually had real sleep! Hahaha
I describe adulthood as an ever-increasing amount of rituals to maintain normal.
Oh god yes!!! it takes an hour of smearing gels and snorting powders just to go to bed. Then I have to do it again next morning.
i think someone snorting white powder would have trouble sleeping for days.
Getting old ain’t for wussies!
Need a CPAP machine too.
I slept on one of those pillows but I kept waking up with my arm extended straight out for some reason.
And now I feel gross.
The pillow was making you gay for Mike Pillow, that was your hand reaching out to fondle his balls.
hes hunting for the ever elusive pillow made stuffed with cocaine.
Pretty much my wife since 35. Good news is she no longer gets mad at me for sleeping like a rock with little effort.
That much melatonin will give you weird sweat nightmares. I just mention this because a lot of people think more mg = more sleep but at 10+ mg melatonin does real weird shit to your REM cycle. Most evidence shows that the optimal dose is often less than 1 mg. Just in case you’re curious.
I’ve hard that dietary melatonin is generally best to avoid unless suggested by your physician.
In my 20s and made a sleep pb recently. 16hrs continuous
I’ve officially reached a stage of middle age where my spouse and I stopped sharing a bed. I do sleep with my dog though, who is very snuggly.
A cooling blanket helped me out a lot!
I feel like my body wants to stay up for 30 hours followed by 14 hours of sleep.
I need a different planet.a warm noise machine, best investment i ever did.
I sleep in a big bed with my wife
