I almost want to do this. If you don’t slice that pepperoni the first time it grabs it’s buddy Cheese and they both go on a trip all over the damn place.
You should either cut it better or start considering using a different cheese (or better, just use mozzarella as it was intended), ask to the pizzeria/shop if you buy it
Not all mozzarella is created equal. The best pizza cheese I’ve found in the US is Boar’s Head mozzerella. Nothing else melts right or holds up to the 550° oven like this one. I just get the deli to take a knife to the chub to cut off a block for easier shredding.
Ill let the pizza shop know, thanks
Signs your dad might have OCD
#dad things
Respect
I do the same lol… pisses my gf off
Totino’s frozen pizza had it best: diced pepperoni. Pepperoni in every bite.
Thanks Dad. I’ll have one with 5 slices of pepperoni not 3. 3 slices of pepperoni is for pussies.
A little bit autistic we are today?
The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.
I get it. The pizza slicer pushes pepperoni and other toppings down which smushes the cheese and sauce out the size, then you have an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce. So either you have an uneven distribution of pepperoni, an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce, or you spend a great deal of time placing your pepperoni so that they’re perfectly positioned away from your cut lines.
If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.
But all I have is my poop knife
Do go on…
Does it take that long to move them?
I just take the back edge of a knife hold it over each of the 6 lines ill be cutting as a guide, and pull any of the pepperoni on the line one way of the other. Take like 5 seconds.I don’t have that kind of time
Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.
Yeah, if you use an inferior tool you get inferior results. Using scissors is the only correct way to cut a pizza.
…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.
This sounds insane, and I used to think so as well until my ex did just that in front of me one day and then I tried it the next time I cooked a pizza at home. 1000% a better tool than a pizza cutter wheel. I’m a convert.
What!? Everyone knows you are supposed to use an X-acto Knife.
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I’ve seen those scissor/spatula combos online, seems like a great option.
Edit: someone out there strongly disagrees
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This makes Alton Brown sad… But I guess its ok if it can handle Chicago deep dish or cake.
Add 1 slice every time you make pizza and hold bets.
Tell him the amount of pepperoni on each slice is not balanced.
I fully support this strategy, can’t believe I never considered it myself. I will have to carefully suggest it to my wife who will NOT approve of this mutilation of one of her glorious pizzas.
That one Florida-ass looking piece.
Your daddy’s my kind of freak
Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!
