I am amazed that any ICE agent ever buys restaurant food. The amount of trust they’re putting into that chef is reckless.
There aren’t any recruitment requirements, no significant test to pass. I understand their agents aren’t sharpest tools in the shed and probably have some kind of superiority complex “nobody would dare”.
“Don’t fuck with people that handle your food.”
Especially considering the general demographic of kitchen staff.
I suddenly love Minnesotans. I’m not bringing past racist accusations into this, and holy cow are they doing a number on ice? Represent. You all are an inspiration.
Do not fuck with people that live in the coldest possible places on earth.
You would have thought Nazis learned to avoid it back then as well.
Minnesotans are badass. Check history. They’re notable for not giving back the 28th Virginia battle flag from the civil war. Virginia has repeatedly asked for it back and Minnesota has had a stance of “fuck you, it ours.” For more than a century. There’s a reason the Minnesota NFL team is named the Vikings. They’ve been settled by the Norse. They’re the nicest people on earth until you fuck with them. And once they win, that’s it.
If you suddenly respect Minnesota, it’s because you didn’t know that you should’ve always respected Minnesota. Same goes for the Canadians. Those respectful, calm motherfuckers are the reason half of the Geneva convention war crimes exist. They’ll invent new ones, and make the rest of the world go “Jesus Christ, that’s fucked up!”
Edit: but generally, they’re the nicest people on earth. Went to a Broncos/Vikings game in Minnesota, and they lost. They were the nicest people on earth, both before and after the game. I really can’t say enough about them as a people being good and friendly. It was a shocking experience compared to Kansas City or Oakland. Honestly the raiders fans have been much better in Vegas where most of the “fans” are travelers.
Doesn’t stop them from trying to escalate soon. St. Paul’s getting hit hard, same with Minneapolis. But even the suburbs. I’m glad they walked out empty handed though. Resist.
We’ve breached Night of long knives. It’s past the tipping point.
If you’re not composting them the moment you see them, they will reappear with bigger cannons.
Fucking amateur hour dude… these are supposed to be UNITED STATES FEDERAL AGENTS. I can’t believe the eponymous Gravy Seals are now a standard for federal employment.
Are we great again yet?
Have you seen how little vetting goes into ICE recruiting? One VERY anti-trump reporter got accepted into ICE by basically showing up. Didn’t even submit “required” documents and had a background full of anti trump posts. It’s a shit show. These guys are buying their gear at gun shows because they’re so uncoordinated. That’s why they don’t have a real uniform or coordinating outfits.
An AI routine also accidentally assumed thousands of applicants were ex-police, so skipped tbeir use of force and firearms training modules.
I think ice are sincerely the more stupid chunk of the population. They literally don’t think good.
I’m pretty sure we’re not seeing any white supremacist hate groups in these cities because they all just joined ICE.
Actually, from the data dump of recruits that got leaked, it matches REALLY CLOSELY with known Proud Boys. Enrique Tarrio, Baron von Shithead himself, showed up in the list.
The article about the prog/left dude with a minor criminal record that got hired at ice tells you all you need to know about the ICE hiring process.
I swear I have never heard a better name for them.
Meal team six rejected and ejected.
ICE has thrown out their sit-up requirement because they can’t find recruits who can do sit-ups.
Prime for infiltration
That’s that Minnesota Nice we’re always talking about. Videos like this make me proud to be Minnesotan.
Do they have a fetish for having their food spit in? Because I can’t think of any reason to go to a Mexican joint while employed with ICE and not expecting that.
yea, KAROLINE leavitt recently was seen eating at one. and ICE agents have fetish for asian wives, specifically filipina wives. probably because caucasian food isnt really food, or culturally based, its just stolen form others.
Never heard of the French, the culture that gave the world the word “cuisine”?
Not that that means anyone “stole” anything from the French, just that your statement was as dumb as it was racist.
Now if you had said a lot of north American cooking is boring and relies way too much on sugar and factories or smothering the food in pre-made sauces to hide its blandness, making other cultures’ cooking really stand out here, I’d agree with that.
Speak for yourself, the food I grew up with is bloody delicious and definitely not “stolen”
No need to shit on my grandmother’s recipe for galumpkis like that.
I swear, white dudes be going to China just to fulfill their Asian Fetish.
Look at Serpentza and Laowhy86, two of the most obnoxious China-content youtubers.
Serpentza said “America is the best country in the world” in a video published in December 2024, after trump won the election.
Cringe af lol, fitting for a white south african
Like their video titles are just filled with red flags.
Examples from Serpentza’s videos: (keep in mind they can change titles, so the title might be different right now)
He had one video titled: “Are Chinese Men Cowards?” Like excuse me what the fuck is that title? Okay he answered no in the video, but wtf even is this type of title? Engagement baiting af.
He also had one titled: “Are Chinese Girls Easy?” I mean… need more examples? This is self explanatory right?
I mean, a lot of their criticism of PRC are legit, but like still… these dudes are really closeted fetishists and kinda subconscious racist… not surprising for conservatives.
if you read between the lines they pretty much fell into english-teacher equivalent of sweatshop their first few years in china and was lucky to get out-- subconsciously fucked up relation with china is expected.
funny thing in “china” is the reverse, basically they love have white/westerners around because it makes chinese businesses look “legitimate”, usually around
Yea, Caucasian food only includes things like pizza, which as we all know, is universally hated and enjoyed by no one around the globe. Italian food? French food? All garbage!
It’s called “scouting the area.” They’ll be back, simply because the owners and patrons didn’t do their composting duties the very moment they stepped in.
Notice every single one of these nazis had cameras, lidar, and supersonar.
I pray they are 200% prepared for the raid&bombing.
I just imagine it like an old western where they walk into the restaurant and everyone stops talking at the same time, slowly turns and stares, and the man on the piano closes up the piano and skeedaddles…
Then the ICE agents lighten the mood by singing “My Little Buttercup”
Sew! Sew like the wind!
Seeing Three Amigos references makes me tear up. Fuck I’m old.
If they weren’t all El Guapo henchmen wannabes maybe.
El Guapo had a moment of reflection about his misplaced anger, as explained to him by one of his henchmen. ICE are too stupid and emotionally sensitive to hang with El Guapo’s crew.
The loud-ass beeping is terrific, it sure would be awful if I could hear anything in the actual video
I’m sure they’ll consider you and your ears and hurt fee fees next time!
Probably scoping out the next raid target
We don’t take kindly to your kind round these parts…
Literally the only time we’ll allow it
I guess everyone was lucky that they didn’t get shot in the face as these meal team brown shirts felt threatened.
May every single ICE agent be ostracized this much for the rest of their sad, insecure lives
They should be sent to a prison reeducation camp at the very least
I mean, I wouldn’t be opposed to it continuing after death if there is anything after death… so how about for eternity?
One can be pissed on for the rest of human existence.
That gives me an idea…
You take their ashes, seal it in something, and then install it it public toilets.
Then people can be pissing on it all the time without having to go to a cemetery and risk some public urination thing.
Me and my “battle buddy” have a thing where we piss on our sergeants grave when she dies. Not all veterans are evil.
nah. Full compost.
nah that’s the easy way for them
Every single one of them will masturbate to their persecution complex before they go to bed every night this week.
Their M.O. is to order food, eat and then proceed to arrest anyone brown, so good news they shoo’ed them out!
Nazis must be so unwelcomed at a bar, they must not be able to walk out.
Now youse can’t leave
