• tyrant@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Glad the dude swimming in sewage run off, doing cocaine from toilet seats, and had a parasitic brain worm is in charge of our health

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    Toilet seats are pretty clean, though. Compared to door knobs or light switches. Butts are gross, sure, but also pretty regularly cleaned. And I’m sure these toilet seats didn’t have urine or feces visibly all over them…the dude is depraved but even the most base of party girls like RFK have a limit.

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    Ive done more cocaine than the average person, sadly, and I’ve been in some wild circles. Never have I snorted cocaine from a toilet seat. The cistern sure but the seat come on bro.

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      I’ve also done much than the average person in my time (maybe enthusiast-level at points?) and when I was at my most doing-it-est, I would never use a toilet seat. The only time I’ve done it in bathrooms at all was either from a bullet or key bumps from a pen cap.

      It doesn’t pass my “if this drug fell on the bathroom floor at a club, would you still do it?” test. A rare few things pass that test for me.

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      I am NOT the guy to talk to about drugs but there have been toilets without their own tanks for a long time.

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      Exactly. The back of the toilet—sure. Very common. It’s basically a little table. Also great for smashing adderall on for snorting.

      Who the fuck would snort something off a toilet seat? Why would you want to bend down that far? It makes no sense. These guys are full of shit no matter what they are talking about.

    • CharlesDarwin@lemmy.world
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      I found it really weird that that show was cancelled, by the way. I remember a lot of people speculating that it seemed very strange that something seemingly popular was cancelled so quickly.

      I don’t remember a whole lot, but I seem to recall it had a fair bit of bothsiderist aspect. Even so, we know what snowflakes the rightwing can be.

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        The term snowflake the way its used now was coined for them exclusively. The term predates the maga’s but its the same people. Fake news is another term created for their types. Specifically the one for fox news which a lot of people started calling Faux News and finally just fake news. Fake news is fox news. The truth is the snowflakes hated being called snowflakes so they started calling everyone snowflakes. Same story with fake news. Its not like any of them have any originality.

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          Honestly, they do this with everything. They chafed about “political correctness” and of course ignored all of their own that they constantly try to impose on others, most especially by the force of government.

          They call their movement “teabaggers” because they thought they were going to get away with something about how they were going to “teabag” other people, meaning they were going to be owning them, etc (haw haw! we are talking about dunking OUR BALLS into your mouth and you don’t even know! Take that, liberals!).

          The very minute Rachel Maddow and others started snickering at them, they realized that it made them look quite gay, and they tried to act like the name never existed, that the mean Democrats made it up, and so on. I used to get timeouts on certain forums because pointing out this history was too much for the fans of the “tea party”, the babies would queen out every time, argue a bit with me, see they were losing and go full snowflake and run to the mods and have my posts taken down for violating “community guidelines”. The mods, when not being overly bothsiderist, were in some cases known to be maga.

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    This is stupid enough, but for a moment there I thought he was going to question the germ theory of disease, which would be even worse.

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        They now recommend packing feces directly into the mucous membranes so that you have a healthy immunity to strangers shit particles when you snort coke as your childhood blossoms into adulthood. Also helps if you only consume animals, roadkill is fine, builds immunity to brainworms so your brain tissue can simply kill them off later.

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      Hey! As an aside - “of coarse” is incorrect, you’re looking for “of course” :)

      “Coarse” refers to the size of particulates like how big each piece of sand is. Coarse is larger bits of sand, making it rougher.

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    The guy who got brain worms by eating roadkill isn’t afraid of germs?!? No way.

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    Did he mean the lid or the seat? Not that it matters that this ass cancer on society isn’t clear with his words, but I kinda want to know where snorted it from.

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    The thing about germs is that they can’t smell your fear. They harm indiscriminately.

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      Fascists think germs harm the weak, who should die to purify the gene pool, and not the genetically superior and strong. And fascists always think they are among the superior, strong ones. Everything this administration does makes sense if you assume fascist eugenics are behind it.

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        Y’know, i feel like if anything it would be the other way around; the wealthy who live in bubbles don’t get exposed to jack shit and die from a stiff breeze