I don’t understand lemmy posts that aren’t about star trek or linux
can someone put this into comic strip form so i can understand it
Is this armpit?
armpit loss sounds like a very weird disease symptom
how would that even work
Does tim buckely ever regret unleashing this thing upon the internet?
Edit: i’ve done some archeology here, look at what i found, it mentions sars: https://youtu.be/CJullQaDzS0
PR team behind the anal stuff is insanely good, like how did they do it? I always found it gross for obvious reason.
Agreed. Armpit fetishes are weird and gross to me, but they’re a distinct rung down from “I want to shove my face between someone’s asscheeks and aggressively mop up microscopic flecks of their shit with my tongue.” I’m giving ass-eating people the side-eye if they make fun of armpit people.
i doubt the people who eat ass give a fuck what you think
they eat ass
It is not for them we give them the side eye.
It is to inform everyone else around them.
You know you can wash your ass, right?
You can also wash your armpit, and your armpit doesn’t fart.
Yes it does.
Nor does it dispense literal shit
Yes it does.
What kind of armpit are you using???
Yes, and my comment was assuming the partner washed as a baseline – unless it’s to the standards I wash my fucking toilet bowl with at least.
Washing helps remove fecal matter, but anyone giving analingus is still lapping up microscopic shit particles off of someone’s asshole.
The Feast of the Ass has been celebrated since the 11th century and somewhere along the line, things were lost in translation.
I always said that and people say I’m weird. It’s DISGUSTING!
It just democratizes Fecal Microbiota Transplantation. Power to the people!
how did eating ass ever get this mainstream in culture
It’s tighter, and it’s “taboo.” Every other aspect is a shade of gray (brown?), but those are still two really solid selling points.
i like how one person singlehandedly turned shitposting comm into a hornyposting one
Be the change you want to see
ig lol
not that i’m complaining much tho tbh
It is the beauty of few people on lemmy
People keep saying this, but i’ve been following this community for quite a while now and its always had a fair chunk of horny posts.
nsfw != horny
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Maybe beans’n’jeans make you feel a certain way?
Being all accusatory like it didn’t jazz you up…
I’m ace I think all the things people do because they’re horny are weird
I’m not ace and I still think all the things we do because we are horny are weird
same
I’m ace and I have a morbid fascination with fetishes. A lot of them can be ‘explained’ by power dynamics, but then you get stuff like licking armpits that’s completely incomprehensible to me, and I can’t help but wonder what happened there. In like an evolutionary sense.
No kink shaming though. The homies can lick my armpits
Licking armpits is a power dynamic. It’s often degrading or humiliating to the one doing it. Same reason I want to lick a beautiful woman’s feet. Also it’s an intimate act that you do with someone you love and trust. At least for me.
I know multiple people into kinks/fetish/BDSM who are asexual. Not all pleasure from these things are sexual for everyone.
i’m fucking bricked bro
Sometimes I wish I wasn’t horny all the time
u wanna get ur butt sniffed or not
Absolutely not lol
All this hornyposting tells me that Violet isn’t getting enough sex
i dont have a horniness refractory period
there’s no “enough”😔
Good lord, how many armpits do you have!?
May you find someone with a similarly insatiable sex drive! 🫡
I need to find someone like you in my area, I’m trying to lose myself and sex is generally a good way to do so but I need to get my hetero on. Plenty of gay/bi dudes ready to get down but not enough good horny straight/bi lady’s.
Incredibly relatable
F in the chat boils’n’goils
You must get up very early
That’s because LemmyNSFW is dead, R.I.P.
Oh yea, for Violet: There’s some new NSFW site based of piefed now, where you can do horny posting.
Link or didn’t happen.
Wait…what happened to LemmyNSFW?!?
Owner went missing.
Damn…yeah, I’d heard it had gone down and the owner was unreachable, didn’t know it was still down and they were still MIA. Hopefully they’re ok.
No way someone sketchy didn’t slip through and mess everything up. They also can’t afford
Can’t afford what?! Server fees? A close look at the files on the server? To give up on their dreams?
Interrupted by work bs. They could not afford to maintain the servers as well I’m guessing. As well as too weak moderation.
The “not male, but outwardly pro male” angle tells me it’s fake.
I’m not into pits despite loving some mild sweaty smell. And no judgment to those who are, but it was very disappointing the one time I posted a pic of my boobs and just got people commenting on my pits.
I wonder how many disappointed profile views this comment generated.
Yeah idk I haven’t bothered to post any nudes here, partly because it’s on main, largely because there’s no sapphic focused gw community on here, and partly because I haven’t taken any good nudes lately. Sorry to disappoint
I get so many compliments on my fancy moustache, but nobody notices my tits unless I wear a push-up bra. XD
I don’t see the appeal in armpits, but I like feet so…
And basically all feet gross me out, but I tongue punch the fart box, so…
Nobody in the US uses a bidet, so it’s a no for me unless she just got out of the shower
Bidets don’t use soap, so I would hope anywhere in the world you’d set the shower as the minimum standard
Dude was out here trying to throw shade at the US only to admit he prefers to eat a slightly rinsed asshole.
I think for those people that’s like a fine developed umami
I wash with soap when using a bidet.
Bidets traditionally do to my knowledge. Mine doesn’t, but I don’t have the space to get one of those nice, porcelain standalone ones with the dedicated soap and dedicated towel that I’ve seen in videos online.
Someday… 🥺
Hm, maybe country specific. The ones in Japan for example never have soap.
Every toilet in any house I own or rent has a bidet. It’s so much more hygienic than toilet paper.
Bet you like unseasoned food, too?
I use lots of spices actually. I add Cajun spice to rice.
Pits strong and vulnerable and powerful and flexing bicep and posing and ribs and waist and little hairs and smelly warmth gahhh i need to sink my teeth in
Whatever makes you happy, I’ll stick to feet.
Like, do y’all grope the pits or are they just like a visual thing? Not judging, just like to understand how peoples kinks work
visual and smell for me. if i see a dude out and about wearing a tank top i cant help but look at his pits area and think pls raise your arms for a second and give me a pit slip + wonder what they smell like, lol. thankfully i have a bf who is down to do whatever i want so i’m free to sniff and lick his pits as much as i want.
You are paying my therapy bill.
do you have preferences? Do you like them shaved, hairy, muscular, tatted, sunburned, sweaty…?
sweaty hairy and obviously no deodorant
Do you get tour bf not to use deodorant for you?
Some guys will do this, some won’t. The ones who find it “gross” are the worst. The guys who don’t ask any questions are the best.
It’s mostly visual for me. Like when a woman lifts her arms, it makes other things more appealing, so there’s an association there.
On the lucky occasion I’m with a woman who doesn’t shave, I just want to pet it, like if I could pet a squirrel. Like, what even is this? It’s so rare and adorable.
Anyway it’s times like this I think I should have an alt account on Lemmy.
Okay that was gonna be my follow up. Guess I’m glad people are starting to lean back towards natural body states.
Yeah I kind of miss the discussions people would have back when internet forums were a little more anonymized. We’re trading that for some other values so at least rest assured there’s a non zero amount of people here uninterested in going through your post history for possible arm pit related comments.
Yeah, but what if I become famous for writing children’s books one day? Then I’ll feel like a dummy.
Make it a children’s book about pits and you’re gold 👈😎👈
Smell is a big part of attraction for me and the two places you can get the best smell of a person are pits and bits
down girl
what level is pee? asking for a friend
In the shower? One.
In the bed? At least a three.
Okay now I’ve got to find a list to see which kinks are at what level.
Here’s my attempt
Tier 1: primary and secondary sex characteristics (my breast fetish is cliche); indicators of health or fertility such as muscles and flat/bigger stomachs (depending on whether starvation or obesity is a bigger concern where you are). This zone is the default, people assume you’re into this.
Tier 2: other body parts such as feet, pits, body hair; extrapolations from tier 1 kinks such as lactation and post workout stink; I’ll also throw in role related ones such as mom/dad bods, being into certain professions or older/younger (adult) partners; also atypical body variants and body types not associated with health or fertility. This zone is normal but not the default
Tier 3: I’d say is where you get into light bdsm, humanoid monster fuckers, etc. This zone is stuff where it’s way more common than people act, but still not the sort of thing normal people will casually mention
Tier 4: heavier bdsm, nonhuman monsterfuckers. This is the “hear me out” zone and the realm of you know you’re kinky af, but it’s generally considered prudish to have a problem with people liking it, but not to not want to hear anything about it
Tier 5: scat, flatulence, bug chasing, and other things where even the tier 4 people are often uncomfortable with it. Typically gross and/or destructive
Where would you rank vore?
There are actually multiple tiers of vore
Gotta have a tier 0 for the ace/pan/demi/etc out there. Though agreed people generally assume tier 1. … Although pansexual is probably tier 1, too, otherwise that seems more demi.
Ace people without kinks do not have kinks and have not been included in this tier list. Neither have been the people who find people attractive but have no particular focus to their attraction beyond finding people attractive for the same reason. It’s not “I think boobs are part of what makes a woman attractive” it’s “oh I’m an absolute tit girl”. It’s just that it’s extremely common to have a sexual focus on one or more sex characteristics or a specific normative body type.
powerscaling but for kinks?? Why isn’t this a thing yet??
wehn tierlist?!
Male armpits are so underrated 😔 Im always disappointed when guys shave tbh lol
But if I don’t my deodorant will fail after like 3 hours, and no one wants that.
I want that :3c
It’s the opposite for me. Hair seems to wick the moisture off the skin and deodorant persist longer for me.
When I shaved the sweat just kind of sat there without really evaporating and the deodorant just got sucked into the clothes more.
That’s because you’re noseblind — hair traps smells, you have to shave your armpits semi-regularly otherwise they will just stink. Deodorant and hygiene notwithstanding.
Dunno, neither me nor my SO notice it.
I do notice my body odor if I skip deodorant in the morning or do something more active physically. So I wouldn’t think I’m that nose blind.
I haven’t shaved my armpits in years now and it’s fine. Regular showers and deodorant is enough for me.
I do remember when I did shave that it seemed I sweated a lot more. Like the moisture would just drip down my side. Hair seemed to prevent that. My theory is that hair provides more surface area for evaporation, but I have only anecdotal evidence.
You seemingly sweat more when you’ve shaven because the hair isn’t there to absorb the moisture.
My theory is that hair provides more surface area for evaporation, but I have only anecdotal evidence.
I don’t know where you got this from, but I promise you that you are sweating the exact same amount before and after you shave. This is simply how human body odor works, hair traps smells. If you are used to your smells, you are used to your smells. The same goes for your girlfriend.
Unless you just happen to live in a place that’s cold and sweat less, which I suppose is possible.
Edit: the word is hygroscopic, your hair is hygroscopic.
How many levels of kink are there? And guys… shaving armpits? That’s a thing? In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
How many guys do you have to blow to get a man card?
I think its a 2 blow minimum
Do I need to register them somewhere?
I still haven’t received mine after 50 blows.
Tbh I never rly thought of kink as having levels tbh lol but there are many dif kinds. Some are a bit more extreme by nature ig like D/s or bondage, but to me the degree of importance also plays a huge part. Like, liking smth and absolutely needing it. So I feel like that would raise the level as well
For example, I like armpits but I could def go without, but there’s other stuff where that just wouldn’t be possible lol
In recent years, men started shaving their body hair ye :( ig that trend came to be, bc body hair is viewed as smth unclean n shaving as “putting in extra effort” this is ofc a psyop by big razor. The fact that I like hairy men has nothing to do w my opinion, I assure u :3
Sry for rambly comment :0
In my estimation that would get your “man card” a point deduction.
Not every man tries to be manly; there’s no obligation to. In fact the ones who try to are more likely to be untrustworthy. In a rational person, personal preference on the matter of whether to shave (and on a lot of other things) supersedes social expectations.
I used to be one of the men who don’t try to be manly, but i stopped being a man. Now i have no gender, gender is bloat, why are we preinstalling it on people, please stop assigning genders to newborns, they did not give you permission to do so.
That is a take that no part of my brain can relate to at all
I unapologetically love lady pits especially if there’s stubble or they don’t shave. 😛
Rhian from Wet Leg. Just saying.
Letsgooooo
Not liking sex is not “lame”, calling stuff “lame” to mean bad is ableist though
To be the one to call you owner
You could be my new sperm donor
As you lift your shirt I’m closer
Grab me by the maw into your arm-
PITS PITS PITS PITS!
