ITT: Commode users who forgot the rest of the world is used to squat toilets lol
Yogi is not your average bear.
Pooping itself might take 12 seconds, but if you consider that you have to go to the toilet in the first place, wipe the lid clean, sit down, relax enough to actually be able to poop, then poop, wipe, wipe again, wipe again, then wash hands … it takes more like 5-15 minutes depending on what you ate yesterday.
For me it takes upwards of an hour, because I think I’m done then 20 minutes later I’ll have to go again for round 2. So I rather just sit and wait until it’s all out rather than go running back to the toilet several times over. Yes I’ve already tried increasing my fiber intake.
Buddy ur gonna get hemorrhoids or a prolapsed anus watch ur time on the shitter </3
Have you tried decreasing your coffee intake?
i’m just putting this out there, if you take too long to poop the toilet alligator gonna eat you
Oh, shit!
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Toilets close the muscles- its much healther to poop on the floor.
Unfortunately most landlords/family members are aggressively deaf to this wisdom
Given my numbers, the median must be like 0.12 seconds. If your legs aren’t asleep by the time you finish, did you even poop?
are you another of us 20 year poopers or are you one of us half second poopers
Tonight’s news, Amazon limit on bathroom break for 12 seconds based on this study.
Boss makes a dollar,
I make a dime.
12 seconds to shit?
Not near enough time.
Either you learn how to shit in 12 seconds, or AI will take shitting away from you. Sorry, that analology got away from me at the end.
I wonder if they’ll try to get away with bathroom cameras using AI because it’s not a person watching you
I feel sorry for the person(s) that had to watch in order to know this.
i don’t. my fatal butt disease surgeon, his office was covered in artwork of animal butts. i bet he’d’ve loved to conduct the study
There are worse jobs in the world than watching wildlife poop
Scientists get to choose what they study.
Is it longer if there is a dog staring at them the whole time?
TIL I’m an average mammal.
My name is Constipation Georg and I live in a cave and take 12 hours to poop per day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data
My name is Low Sleep Stress Coffee Cream Cheese Shit Hubert, and I live in a cave, and take 12 seconds to poop and 11 hours 59 minutes 48 seconds to wipe per working day and I am an outlier and should not be counted in the averaged data.
My name is Diarrhea Vaclav and i live in a cave. I eat nothing but haribo candles. I take half a second to poop but the next wave starts immediately so if i move from the toilet, i leave a slime trail. I spend 23 hours, 17 minutes a day pooping (the remaining 43 minutes are Vaclav’s time) and don’t know when it began or ended anymore. My only hope for relief is that i am counted as an outlier and released from the study.
Taco Bell: Hold my taco…
