- cross-posted to:
- fuck_trucks@sh.itjust.works
- cross-posted to:
- fuck_trucks@sh.itjust.works
You must log in or register to comment.
Is the truck parked behind that main battle tank?
No, the car is inside the tank
Don’t tell us, tell the tow company. Make sure you collect the spotters fee if they offer one.
Always report to the authorities (police or whatever), even if they don’t do anything. If the complains keep pilling up, it will fuck their stats and eventually someone will be forced to do something.
After reporting, do whatever you want ;-)
Start our own tow company for these guys. I hear there’s money in it anyway.
No no no. You’ve got the spirit, but the wrong idea.
You start the tow company, and also get one of those car compactor things. The kind that takes full size cars, and compacts them to itty bitty squares that will fit in your other car’s backseat.
I’m not a lawyer, but I’m pretty sure you could set up a registered non-profit (“Cycle Lane Awareness and Promotion”), and have that charity set up & own a towing company (“Cycle Lane Towing Co.”). Then have the articles of incorporation of Cycle Lane Towing Co. specify that all profits go to Cycle Lane Awareness, which in turn spends them on … cycle lane awareness and promotion.
Then make an app + mobile Website for cyclists to report parking like this with a few taps / clicks …
Have it towed then?
I was going to say, just call a few tow companies. They are the worst scum of the earth class traitors ever. They’re looking to take anything they can to hold for ransom.
You just have to be vaugue enough about the vehicle that they send one of their guys getting $15/hr who doesn’t give a shit to show up before the tow companies owners realize that’s their family/friends truck.
Tow company has to have a contract with the city, they can’t just randomly go abduct cars without it. So you have to know which companies have that contract.
European brains cannot comprehend that this is a “car” and not a semi-truck.
Also, isn’t it dangerous to do the stabby stabby with tires? Because they might burst? Asking for a friend.
Lentil under the cap, slowly releasing the pressure.
Do you regularly carry lentils for this purpose?
Rocks are both free and everywhere. I see some in this picture
Can you eat rocks when hunger attacks, NO!
This is why I always carry my pocket lentils!!
So they don’t notice and then they drive with flat tires and crash into and kill decent pedestrians and cyclists?
They’ll notice.
Not that slow. Most cars stay in place over the course of a day around 23h (maybe not at a time), but still: if the driver doesn’t hop in immediately, the tire will be mostly or totally deflated at when they arrive.
Also can’t comprehend the “protected” bike lane.
It just looks like more roadDon’t you see the thin strip of « same concrete as the road but paler »?! Totally protected now!
Also, if it was a higher wall, a car could get slightly damaged if it veered of course. Totally unacceptable. Human bodies don’t scratch the paint off as much.
If it’s a car, you can stab 30PSI and not die. If it’s an actual, real truck, it’s well past 100PSI and will blow your hand off.
Ok good to know that I will not die when it’s 30PSI. But will I be deaf? Will it blow loudly so everyone notices?
If you poke it slowly, it will make a slow leak. However it will be easily repairable.
Personally I started to cut brake lines instead.
The tread is easily repairable but you cant repair sidewall damage legally, at least where I am. 😉
The car I was hitting was “owned” by someone who did nothing legally. I eventually figured out the reason he drove cars like they were stolen was because they were actually stolen.
yes, just let the air out.
THEN STABY-STABY
where I am at you can take a picture and send it to a city office that will have a parking ticket created and sent out.
Call it in. I got a truck just like this towed within an hour and a half for illegally parking, partially blocking an alley street.
Expensive and very inconvenient for the owner, which is just what we want 😌
☝️
Also, tow companies love making money. Most won’t hesitate to tow an illegally parked vehicle.
Fucker is parked left of center too. Other than an obviously “not a parking space” you’re supposed to park in the same direction as traffic faces. Always a pickup.
looks like a one-way road.
Sure would be expensive for them to replace that set of tires because the sidewalls blew out for some reason
Take off the valve stem cap, place a small pebble in the cap, screw it on so that it slowly deflates.
If you’re very enterprising you could bring you own caps with a BB superglued to the inside.
Another option is a valve key. It’s easy to unscrew those valves.
And cheap to boot. Super duper simple. Honestly you could make your own with a set of mini pliers and a stiff paper clip.
It’s just two points to hold either side of the stem while you rotate it out.
I have a few at any given time since I work on bicycles in my spare time, and have passed out a few at protests.
a common tool carried on a bike.
Unprotected bike lane.
I mean you could handle this like an adult and let the air out of all his tires.
It’s incredibly easy to do with some aluminum foil. You can keep a folded up piece of it in your wallet, and then tear off tiny pieces to make balls, and shove those into the valve. Also, $0 in property damage so if you get arrested for it… it’s something dumb like “Criminal Mischief” rather than vandalism.
I know it sounds silly or archaic but “mischief” is a very serious charge with significant penalties. You’d rather get vandalism.
It’s not. I was arrested and charged with it a while ago. It’s a low level misdemeanor.
It turns out that we’re both stupid. At least where I live, all crimes people casually refer to as “vandalism” are in fact legally handled under the charge of “mischief”. But also included are things like blocking someone’s driveway, interfering with computer data, preventing lawful use of property, and tampering with infrastructure. Which of course can be much more serious crimes than keying someone’s car and can come with significant jail time, for mischief.
Speak for yourself. There’s multiple degrees of criminal mischief, and those that have $0 in damages (putting foil in an air valve) are of the lowest level. My penalty was 25 hours of community service and a $0 fine.
This guy knows exactly what he is doing and thought to himself…try me big boy bicycler…
Cars aren’t supposed to park here.
I’m so tired of this shit.
Beautiful weather and sunset we had tonight though.
What stretch of Bryant has the bike lane? I biked downtown to the greenway last summer and it was just shared car lanes on a two-way (though I think I only encountered one non-parked car), this looks nice.
EDIT: like like about 35th to 50th South. Very cool, I’ll try to check it out this week!
Tow truck companies love the commission.
