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stoy@lemmy.zip to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago

I am riding a tiny elevator

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I am riding a tiny elevator

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stoy@lemmy.zip to Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldEnglish · 16 hours ago
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    also oh no you have activated my trap card

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    Dull to most, but a terrifying nightmare for others.

    • stoy@lemmy.zipOP
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      I was wearing my backpack, I had to back into the elevator as there wasn’t really room to turn around inside

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        That’s a no from me, dawg.

  • Redacted@lemmy.zip
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    Had one of these at my university, fun to ride if just for the novelty

  • brap@lemmy.world
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    You sure you didn’t get into a dumbwaiter by mistake?

    • stoy@lemmy.zipOP
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      No, I am not.

    • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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      That’s why I always make waiters take an IQ test before I enter them!

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        Do you at least buy them a drink first? Jeez.

        • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world
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          The dumb ones don’t think to ask. Please, follow me.

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    Did you die?

    • stoy@lemmy.zipOP
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      Not yet.

      • toynbee@piefed.social
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        Did you live?

        • stoy@lemmy.zipOP
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          So far, yes.

      • SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works
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        If you are still in there, I would have serious concerns over its destination.

        • tetris11@feddit.uk
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          it just orbits the Earth in a great circle

          • RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
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            Like a confused TARDIS.

          • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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            eh, it’s not THAT great of a circle…

            • tetris11@feddit.uk
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              I WAS BORN ON EARTH YOU SUMVABITCH, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH

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    I love caving. Show me a hole in the ground and if I can fit in it, I’m going in.

    I would take the stairs everyday instead of getting in that thing.

    • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world
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      In the Clarksville caves there is a section just before getting out called the chest compressor. Had a guy freakout that was maybe 40 feet from seeing daylight and 14 of us had to all crawl backwards to the core due to his panic attack and go out the way we came in.

      • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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        called the chest compressor.

        NOPE NOPE NOPE

        • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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          This is one of the ressons why I would never do the extended tour of Moaning Caverns again. When I was in 6th grade on a field trip there, we were given the choice to do either the regular tour where you just take the stairs down into the main chamber, they tell you about it and turn off the lights which I had done a few times before on other field trips and with my family on vacation, or to rappel down and explore more of the cave. Other than 1 teacher, I was the only one who wanted to do the full tour.

          Rappeling down was scary enough, but paled in comparison to crawling through the super small spaces down below the main room. I am so tall now that I don’t even think I could squeeze through some of the areas I remember.

          • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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            Just nightmare fuel. heh. But part of it is that as I get older, I get more and more clastrophobic. My young brain didn’t pay attention, but my old brain doesn’t like getting into situations where it could be hard to breathe. Like… I’m a chair user, but I transfer and can even put the chair in my trunk and get into the car and drive. But I worry about being in an accident and being unable to get out of the car - not only for things like fire, but if my body were to be bent, I could easily get into a position where it would be difficult to breathe. And that sometimes triggers some mild panic that I have to calm before I can go drive. heh

            When you’re young, you know you’re going to live forever. As I’ve gotten older, I appreciate how many times I haven’t died. :)

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      My stage name is The Ground

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    Looks like a coffin.

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      Kinda felt like one when riding it

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        Have you been in a coffin before?

        • stoy@lemmy.zipOP
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          Hasn’t everyone?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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            Not yet.

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              Given your username, this is actually surprising.

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    I wanna be swedish

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      I want a sandwich

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    I rode on one that size in Uzbekistan. We crammed 4 of us into it… It did have a inner door which is better .

    Luckily it was only like 5 floors so it didn’t take long.

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    Is the elevator door a doggy door?

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      There is no door. That is the opening on the floor below.

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    is that a window or a cat flap?

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      I was heading down when I took the photo, it is a window

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        So everyone can just see your feet as you go floor to floor?

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          No, I was wearing shoes.

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        So the front of the elevator doesn’t have an internal door? I’m unnerved. I’m imagining a shoelace slipping in or something and then your leg gets pulled in.

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          It’s not that bad, when you have have an elevator without an inner door, you have tech like light curtains and pressure plates.

          You can actually see the light curtain in the picture, it looks like a row of holes in the brass, and they send beams of light across the opening, and if any beam is disturbed, the elevator stops immediately.

          The pressure plate is installed by the door, in floor or celing, any presure on the plate, if something has got caught, it will trigger and stop the elevator right away.

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            That’s really great to hear actually and does reduce me anxiety a fair bit. Although I’m sure a fair number of countries that have this style elevator haven’t caught up tech-wise yet. Idk if it would be immediately obvious if they do or don’t either.

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    Or you’re just a giant!

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      Hehe, not that I know of…

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    DO NOT WANT

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    Just realized: Does the cabin not have a door??
    Then it would be not dull, but terrifying! 😳

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      Elevators without an inner door are quite common in Sweden.

      They do have safety mechanisms to detect dangerous situations, but we have these fun signs on many of them…

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        ⚠️

        Risk of crushing

        🧑💥

        Dangerous to transport goods in elevators that lack an inner door or gate

        (for anyone else that is curious what it says)

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          nope it says risk of clams you can’t lie to me

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            Mmmmm, steamed clams

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        Oh, are you between levels in this picture? Is that why it looks like a doggy door?

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          Yes, that is correct.

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        Also, I love the term “Klämrisk”.
        This is exactly what deliberate fake-Swedish would look like :-)

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          Be careful! There might be clams!

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            Had mainly to chuckle because it just looks like the enswedification of the German word “Klemmrisiko”. :-)

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          YOU GOT KLAMMED!

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        TIL

        Probably less actual than felt risk, but still…

        On the other hand, I am also slightly frightened by moving stairs.

        • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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          , I am also slightly frightened by moving stairs.

          This is reasonable. And a reasonable level o fear, specifically.

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    Looks similar to the one in our previous building.
    Just big enough to let the new dishwasher ride alone to our appartment, with practically no place to spare, so appr. 60x60cm².
    Had a mirror on one wall, trying to make you feel slightly less claustrophobic. :-)

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