lechekaflan@lemmy.world to Fuck AI@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 months ago‘Devastating blow’: Atlassian lays off 1,600 workers ahead of AI pushwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square17fedilinkarrow-up193arrow-down11cross-posted to: technology@lemmy.world
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minus-squaregeekwithsoul@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoDamn. I’d actually enjoyed the fact that Jira, et al hadn’t received the “sprinkle AI over shit” treatment.
minus-squaremisery mansion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoIt has had AI tools built in to it for months, they call it Rovo.
minus-squaregeekwithsoul@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 months agoAh, that sucks. I guess we’re still running an older version and just hadn’t seen it.
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoRovo – like all other hastily-named, great-value-branded versions of Siri – is basically completely useless.
minus-squarealtphoto@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoJira sucks. My company did not adopt it properly and nobody had a clue about how to fix it. It was such a stupid buy.
minus-squareYesButActuallyMaybe@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoYou need one person that implements the stupid shit that the crackhead PMs come up with. Otherwise it’s just kinda expensive ‘meh’
minus-squareaesthelete@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoTell them to buy AHA and integrate the two. You can thank me later for your promotion after you get awarded “innovator of the quarter” for suggesting this. After all, why have just one terrible ticketing software when you can have two? /s
minus-squarekchr@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-22 months agoAnd then you can pull ServiceNow out of your sleeve the next year, and do thing all over again!
minus-squareArcher@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months agoThen move to Easyvista if you want your employees to suffer a bit more
Damn. I’d actually enjoyed the fact that Jira, et al hadn’t received the “sprinkle AI over shit” treatment.
It has had AI tools built in to it for months, they call it Rovo.
Ah, that sucks. I guess we’re still running an older version and just hadn’t seen it.
Rovo – like all other hastily-named, great-value-branded versions of Siri – is basically completely useless.
Jira sucks. My company did not adopt it properly and nobody had a clue about how to fix it. It was such a stupid buy.
You need one person that implements the stupid shit that the crackhead PMs come up with. Otherwise it’s just kinda expensive ‘meh’
Tell them to buy AHA and integrate the two. You can thank me later for your promotion after you get awarded “innovator of the quarter” for suggesting this. After all, why have just one terrible ticketing software when you can have two? /s
And then you can pull ServiceNow out of your sleeve the next year, and do thing all over again!
Then move to Easyvista if you want your employees to suffer a bit more
Ok, Satan