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minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·2 months agoSorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules. (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 month agoi thought that meant limbo contests
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoNever fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·2 months agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up12·2 months agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-21 month agothat was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoEveryone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoBut, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThat depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?
Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
i thought that meant limbo contests
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
that was a fun urban legend to will into reality. those zoobies will not do anything
Everyone is so kinky that vanilla is itself a kink.
But, is it kinkier if I take my socks off, or leave them on?
That depends. Are they business socks, and is it business time?