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minus-squareCatoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·4 hours agoSorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules. (Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up9·4 hours agoNever fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 hours agoImagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·4 hours agoI don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·4 hours agolol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
minus-squareimacatnotaman@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·3 hours agolol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then
Sorry, original sin means if you die before you’re old enough to understand religion you go straight to hell. I don’t make the rules.
(Neither do Christians, but they think they do.)
Never fear! Mormons baptize the dead in case they died without the opportunity to be baptized during their lifetime. I love loopholes lol
Imagine being dragged, kicking and screaming, into Mormon heaven.
I don’t have to imagine, I dated a mormon girl once lol
Kinky
lol actually it was the most vanilla experience possible
lol…i’m just glad i hadn’t yet heard of their practice called soaking back then