Boimler did say Starfleet is always updating and improving them. Maybe that’s why they changed on the D. Riker forced them to invent anti-console padding
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
Boimler did say Starfleet is always updating and improving them. Maybe that’s why they changed on the D. Riker forced them to invent anti-console padding
I wonder how many similar technologies Riker is responsible for:-).
Instant site-to-site transporting condoms, probably
“Computer, emergency protocol 68 on my location”
box of condoms materializes on nearby table
Riker programmed the computer to have the condom materialize on his dong. He’s still perfecting the mechanics of having it transport midthrust just as he’s about to…fire his torpedoes, full spread.
That man could make me smile no matter what mood I’m in
He’s got a whole hospital on Risa named after him. As well as their innoculation protocol.