US already has 50 and adding another star is so much more a pain in the ass.
We don’t want them.
Please… Just the edges
Edging just got less sexy.
I don’t blame Canada. It would drop the collective IQ of the country.
I mean, we’d trade you for Quebec - but you guys have enough trouble going on right now.
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They usually add states in pairs to balance the parties etc, so will Puerto Rico have to join also? Both of those places will most likely vote liberal.
Puerto Rico leans conservative by a slight margin. Dems don’t want them as a result and Republicans don’t want them because they’re brown.
I think Puerto Rico voted 75% or something for Harris. They don’t lean conservative.
Canadian conservatives are not the same as American ones. The Democrats are to the right of our conservatives
Sure, US Democrats would be considered a right-leaning party most anywhere else in the globe, but what does Canada have to do with that?
They don’t lean MAGA, because Trump is specifically racist against them. Their internal political parties tell a much different story.
I accept.
I accept
Yeah, Fox News was touting a whole 12% of Alberta wanted to join the USA.
Imagine their shock when many times that percentage of americans want the USA to join Canada.
Canada doesn’t want to be responsible for that dumpster fire.
They couldn’t handle our freedom, national debt, gun violence, or rednecks. We would suceed inside of a week and Ontario would say “huh, what? Ok, whatever. Sorhry.” I know the capitol of Canada is Ottawa, but that is the level of concern and relief to the Canadian populous and Parlament. We are the crazy partner you fuck with but couldn’t sustain a relationship with because of how degen we are, but you keep cumming back because we got that good good dollar dollar bill y’all.
We would bankrupt the Canadian healthcare system within days.
They couldn’t handle our freedom
What does that mean?
Freedom of speech? People are being detained, arrested, and deported because they said things on their phones that are critical of the president.
Freedom of religion? People are being forced by law to follow the rules of “Christianity”.
Freedom of association? Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion is being outlawed. Better not associate with minorities or “Libs” or you risk retribution.
Freedom to Travel? If you think being freely traveled to El Salvador counts…
Freedom of privacy? People are being harassed in bathrooms to “prove” their gender (how the hell do you do that?)
Life? People are being denied necessary life saving medical treatment due to that lack of Freedom from Religion we talked about earlier.
Liberty? People are being detained and deported without due process
Persuit of Happiness? LGBTQ people having their protections stripped away and need to hide who they are.
Other than the “freedom” to have people around you openly carrying deadly weaponry while shopping at a grocery store, what freedoms do Americans have that Canadians lack?
Never thought I would talk to a real live goof.
Buckle up buttercup. I got patriotic goof that could compromise your entire national identity, should you let my patriotic degen allow you to experience what it is like to live a life of personal freedom at the cost of your suicidal empathetic feelings and financial prospects so you can defend your marijuana plants with your trans same sex partner with suppressed machine guns against minority illegals migrants that stab people because they exist.
You should look up what goof means in Canadian prison slang, Jared Fogle.
Too late my Canadian brother, HertzDentalBar let us in. I promise to learn to speak Canadian and the words to our “hey Canada” anthem.
I’ve got to tell you, even joking about being Canadian take a huge weight off my shoulders. I didnt realize how much stress I was carrying around. Everyone try it, pretend Canada just made a deal to take your state over and you’re now Canadian. Feels so good doesnt it.
Well I did have to join a crazy anti monarchy militia but that’s just for fun
It’s very kind to say such a thing, and flattering to hear it. I can only suggest that it’s an even better feeling on an election day, and even the worst choice would be better than either of your neighbors options.
And…I’m only saying this because the bar’s…real low to clear guys. I’ve 100% confidence that you’ve far far better leaders among you than who’s actually been running in the races.
I’m surprised they haven’t done this already.
We’re afraid they might say yes.
Yeah, that’s a good point.
Mmmm… How about something else that doesn’t allow Americans to vote? Because 11th province would just mean Canada becomes America under a different name.
Not true, it would give us some election reform which allocates representatives based on the Representation Formula found in subsection 51(1) of the Constitution Act, 1867.
No more 2 senators from California having the same as 2 from North Dakota!
That’s genius, But treat them as a territory, they don’t get the be a province. But our current territories should be made provinces first, they deserve better representation especially with climate change making the areas more comfortable for living.
you drive a hard bargain, we accept. You can even alter the deal and add more terms, but I warn you we will still accept. No take-backsies on the deal, we are Canadians now. Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers. You’re a real disappointment.
Good luck, rest of USA, you bunch of effin losers
hosers, you’re Canadian now, ya gotta speak Canadian
Bill Shatner’s a badass.
Shatner had a well earned reputation as an egotistical asshole for a long time, but he does seem to have become more reasonable in recent years
Mmm. Except for his extremely stupid grudge against RedLetterMedia when he misinterpreted good faith praise as insults on twitter and kept doubling down refusing to believe he could be wrong.
Is he still a transphobe
How is he 94 years old while not even looking 70?
Money
And money spent on hair plugs.
In 2286 he did a slingshot maneuver around the sun to go back in time. Get with it, dog.
Always count on Lemmy to keep it
realin accordance with Starfleet archives.
For the other people who were also doubtful that the thumbnail was how he currently looks, yes he really looks like that right now at 94 years old.
Captain Kirk setting these Nazis straight.
Shatner pulls a “no u” after everyone already made that joke for weeks already.
To boldly go where everyone else has been before.
He’s old, it takes him a minute to catch up
He actually, started, the joke, before, everyone else, but, with all, the pauses, it took, longer, to finish, it.
I’m sold, make it so.
Engage?
Aye captain!
Allons-y!
No thanks…
I would settle for just the Province of California.
Northeastern South Canada too!
Not without Washington, you won’t. Cascadia Now!
As a New Yorker, please liberate us
I read that like George Costanza.
“CASCADIA NOW!!”
It would surely bring me serenity if Cascadia became real.
When you’re torn between not making the Russian psyop a reality and also not wanting to be trapped in a union with moronic sociopaths.
Hey Michigan is basically already Canadian, we can just blend in.
Can confirm, lived in Michigan over a decade. Yoopers are more Canadian than most Canadians.
I grew up in Northern Wisconsin and you are not wrong.
Ah… cheese folk, huh? You can join Canada too, as long as you leave those processed plastic sheets behind.
Including the special kind of redneck you get when your house can be buried in snow.
I think we should return governing authority to the natives the US stole the land from. Sorry native Americans, this dumpster fire is yours to fix now.
There are few things more American than reducing a place to rubble and then being like: “Here. We’re bored with this so you can have it back now. Aren’t you so thankful that we liberated you from
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We wouldn’t want to violate the prime directive though.
