“And so if you drive off and you hit one of these people, that’s their fault for impinging on you.”
He continued, “You get 20 points for adult males, 30 points for adult females, and 50 points for children. Points can be redeemed for ‘DesantisBucks’ once you reach 500 points or more.”
EDIT: a word
Can I get it in the form of an unregulated memecoin?
Best I can do is bath salts
What’s the exchange rate to Stanley Nickles?
DeSantisCoin, a new crypto backed by the leader of Florida Man
Frankenstein approves
Deep cut
The whole “hitting pedestrians is worth points” trope originated from Death Race 2000, I think. Still, yeah! Weird old movie.
God damn, I managed to eat an onion on a /c/nottheonion comment… I rushed over the article to find where that quote was from, only to feel dumber and dumber as it dawned on me that it is, in fact, way past bedtime.
He may not have said it, but I guarantee he’s thinking it
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And we’re still seeing the chemtrails, not every day but still being sprayed over like roaches.
To clarify, are you saying you believe that long-lasting condensation trails left in the sky by high-flying aircraft are actually “chemtrails” consisting of chemical or biological agents, sprayed for nefarious purposes undisclosed to the general public?
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This is unhinged idiocy. Seek mental help.
Same with right to hit Nazis and police with cars.
only if they attack you.
You really believe if the police attack you you can run them over with your car?
Morally, it depends.
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Not in the language that these fascists are talking.
Cool, so all we need now is a list of Proud Boy demonstrations in FL.
Put in the work and publish it. The left is full up on “idea men.”
No not those protests
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While on the democratic side when we have a democratic president, those said would say “WE HATED RIOTS BUT LOVE J6” and “WE HATE ICE BUT LOVE THE CDC”
Rioting against fascism is different to rioting against democracy
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People like you give actual anarchists a bad name. Anarchy is more than simple minded individualism.
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Go read a fucking book and learn before your spout bullshit. Your simplistic take on a complex political ideology is exactly why no one takes legitimate anarchists seriously.
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Awesome, so if you see those maga people at crosswalks or outside of planned parenthood, go ahead and run them down
only if they attack you.
He said if they need to flee for their safety which maga snowflakes see a black person and will assume they’re being attacked and need to flee for safety.
I don’t understand how these MAGA Morons can’t figure out that these laws they want are two-edged swords. If they can use it against normal people, then normal people can use it against them, too.
That’s because you still think the system will act fairly, it won’t. If you hit someone the administration likes, you’re in trouble, if you someone they don’t like, you’re a hero. There’s never been any intentions of fairness from the republicans, rules for thee not for me.
This is the number one flaw with the “rule of law” and State authority structure. The enforcement of the law always comes down to how the ruling body of authority, the State and its representatives, interpret the laws. It is why they are intentionally written to be vague, to allow a court wiggle room in how to apply the letter of a law to a unique situation, and many in fact contradict each other if argued a certain way.
If the system becomes corrupted, which it often is due to how top-down power attracts people who seek control over others, those vagaries can be used as weapons against those who oppose their power and to systematically exploit marginalized people.
That works great as long as Right-wingers stay in power. They have this overwhelming arrogance that tells them they will NEVER leave office, but then they always manage to be so terrible at governing that they eventually get kicked out. Then all those oppressive laws can be used against them, if Dems could muster up any sense of courage.
Right, when the Democrats are in power they’re afraid of Republicans, when the Republicans are in power they’re afraid of nothing
Issue is, they don’t want equal laws for all. They want a hierarchical system, where people upper the ladder have more rights and more protections, because “it worked well for the kings”. If they want to conform to this rule of reactionary movements, they will likely make it so, that they’ll specify “illegal protests” somewhere…
Maga has gotten the green light that rules don’t apply to them especially after j6 pardons. If someone runs over a maga idiot you can guarantee courts will throw the book at the driver. Rules for the and not for me.
What if we hit him with a car?
He becomes Greg Abbott.
Greg Abbot was hit by a tree struck by a lightning bolt from god. If you run over DeSantis you’re just doing the lord’s work.
Amen.
That means I have the right to put 9 rounds into the drivers seat before that happens.
I’m not sure a florida jury will buy it but it is abiding the spirit of the law in florida to merc nearby drivers because you fear for your life.
I wound say 49 Merc then just to be sure.
or i was thinking, ram the car that is ramming protestors.
Why are liberals not going ot these protests armed?
Because they’re stupid
Because they are going to peacefully protest
And how is that working out? So far the right has shown that they are willing to keep escalating. You can bring a gun to a protest and not shoot anyone. I’ve seen it happen. The rightwingers always back down when liberals show up with guns.
The drag queen story hour stuff in texas where the antifascists showed up armed did fine. It probably was more peaceful than most.
Edit: it is important to note texas is an open carry state.
In a stand your ground state?
Haha, ok. Good luck, Attorney General James Uthmeier.
If an armed protestor shoots a driver who is driving at them with intent to cause bodily harm, they… Both have the right to possibly kill one another?
Driver has the green light. Gunman has the green light.
Cool, cool. Makes sense.
Fuck yeah, Night City here we come!
What a country!
The first armed protest on a freeway will clarify everything.
There is nothing the far-right would love more than to bring the Fallujah strategy to Tampa Bay. You are absolutely off your rocker if you think the modern American political leadership is not chomping at the bit to drop a MOAB on the Woke Mob.
The first armed protest on a freeway will be smeared across the pavement, while FOX News anchors cheer and drink champagne in between cuts to Donald Trump on the deck of an aircraft carrier under a big banner that says “Mission Accomplished”.
Purge ruleset
Well ya see, the driver is based and the shooter is woke so the shooter is wrong and gets the chair if the car doesn’t kill them first
Skin color, last name and political affiliation will determine who’s the victim and who’s the assailant
That sounds like maximum USA . Two people not caring about the other, only thinking about themselves, and neither willing to just back off
Childish Gambino is apparently a modern prophet
Or somebody whoat least once talked to an old black person, old hippie, old communist, or old queer.
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Free speech is where people legally violently kill or injure you for speaking
I think you are forgetting the right of killing and injuring.
Land of freedom!
/s (if not obvious)
cuz pedestrian in FL means homeless or drug addicts, so they are ok to run over
He doesn’t “say” that. This law was passed a while ago