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The Refregirator (yeah, it’s a thing: https://www.imdb.com/fr/title/tt0102767/), It’s a haunted / gate of hell fridge attacking a couple who just moved in a shitty appartment. Even if you unplug it, it still tries to eat you or send his minions (toaster, blender…) so I’ll surely die horribly but I’m all for fighting against electric appliances.
A tire. I can drive away faster then that thing can roll.
All good until the printer comes after you. Printers are haunted normally, so I imagine under this scenario they’d be even more malevolent…
That’s when i call guilleme mezzanine, the bush pilot.
When did predator not kill someone??
they seem to ignore the camera crew, that’s kind of them…
fuck it, we need a BBC mockumentary about then filming the predator like a nature documentary.
Five star idea! I’m literally laughing at the … Spinaltap version!! That would by hysterical.
david Attenborough narration, about hour the military commandos are entering a trap. and offhand question why are there US military troops in a central American jungle?
You must be young?
So… I’m no history major but as I recall, Nicaragua had a socialist government called the FMLN… Reagan hated socialism and hired Oliver North to arm and train El Salvadoran troops… it’s wasn’t very secret. We had military boots on the ground. Even now I believe that we have a base in Panama to train soldiers… it’s connected to West Point somehow.
But yeah, if shit’s going on places, we’re there.
I do not know how Predator explained our soldiers down there but it didn’t have to.
the question was sort of rethorical. the movie takes place in Guatemala
Let’s face it, they were sent there to protect the cocaine deliveries to the States
Exactly.
That thing from “It Follows”. I would just jump inside my car and go for a road trip. I am more than able to drive for 24 hours. It can follow these nuts!
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
The girl from Teeth. I mean, worst case…
Full disclosure: I have not actually seen the movie.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina_dentata
If you are a lox believer then it’s the world’s oldest myth
Whoa, I truly had no idea. That’s pretty wild.
Millennials would take this challenge & use it to die in the first minute.
Free euthanasia? Where do I sign up?
Edit: yes I’ll take the upgraded life insurance.
Free and potentially spectacular
In that case, I’ll take the nemesis from resident evil.
Now we’re talking!
I also wouldn’t mind being ripped in half by juggernaut.
I could probably take Nurse Ratched in a fight.
The thing from “It Follows” goes at a walking pace, I could hop in the car and drive a few hours out of town to spend the day at a nice park.
Until a car accident and they put you on pain killers and don’t allow you to drive. You gonna end up Stranger Things’d in that hospital bed.
I mean, sure, you could always die of an unrelated accident at any time while you’re being chased by a monster. The specific monster hardly matters in that situation.
Shit. He’s right. That isn’t honorable prey.
Source: Perhaps a predator-alien.
The Tyrannosaurus rex from Jurassic Park because first of all, I’m actually pretty sure I’d be fine so long as I can get in my car and drive away at a reasonable pace. Secondly, just think of the absolutely incredible collateral damage. Even if I get killed, it would be one of the most talked-about and confusing incidents in American history for the rest of time.
Go to Disneyland
J.K Rowling
If we’re doing irl monsters, Henry Kissinger. Even before he was dead, I could take him.
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I wanted to say Freddy, because 24 hours without sleep would be easy-peasy. …then I realized Im not a teenageer anymore and would probably take a nap anyways.
Yeah it’s early afternoon here and I just realized that I someone told me I had to stay awake for the next 24 hours, I wouldn’t make it.
Ahh but have you heard about meth?
For $3 billion, I will take a crippling meth addiction.
Would you get addicted that fast? I have zero experience with speed in any form
Actually physically addicted? Probably not. And you’d only need one, maybe two hits (assuming oral consumption, not smoked or IV) spread out over your 24 hours to get through it. However, the euphoric rush from the Meth would be pretty intense (the dopamine release is 5x-10x that of Adderall) and most of the dangers are from chronic use, so if you’re the kind of person who’s prone to risk-taking, it’s possible you could wind up rationalizing the risks away and continuing to use it, and wind up truly addicted down the road. This is basically the route most addicts take. There aren’t any substances that are so addictive that one use gets you physically hooked.
It might be especially easy to fall down this path if you’re now a multi-billionaire and no longer have a need to work and thus need to find something new to occupy your time.
Just buy three pills of Adderall XR. I’m sure you would be able to get someone to sell you three pills in exchange for $1,000,000-$10,000,000 the day after tomorrow.
This would work with a small investment in hard drugs before hand. Depends on how much prep time and street cred you have.
I’m an old boring dude, but if I got off caffeine for a week before hand, I’d have no trouble stay awake after my second cup that day.
Absolutely a Yautja (Predator). Pretty sure short middle-aged pudgy women who’d curl into a sad ball on the floor when threatened would be the most dishonorable kills ever. He might even be forced to off himself in shame for that lol
Someone else has said that predators can hunt dishonorable prey if they’re the specific target of a hunt. I doubt they’d be happy to do it, but I bet they’d still do it.
But if they’re chasing you for 24 hrs then you may have pissed it off. It wouldn’t be for a trophy at that point but just because it doesn’t like you, so it’s probably going to be more painful.
Predator, absolutely. I can survive 24 hrs lying under the bushes covered in mud.
as soon as the mud heats up you’ll be visible again
you’ll have to change the mud frequently
Thanks! /note to self
Unless he switches view modes like the one in Predator 2.
That all looks like just more thermal imaging? Though it’s been yeaaaaars since I’ve seen Pred 2 so I have no memory of what it’s supposed to be story wise.
He was able to see people who thought they were hidden since they only knew about the thermal view.
Ahh, so presumably, while the literal footage is just more thermal imagery, story wise it was more than that? Thanks for confirming.
Yeah, not sure if the imagery is all just the same thing in different colors or not, but the full scene’s in this clip. He sees their flashlight beams in the last view mode used.
Choo Choo Charles.
Charles can’t swim. I’ll just take the ferry to an island.
Who is Charles and why cant he take the ferry
He’s a train, and he’s a train.
