When grows up wants to be?
Orange-shooting Man!
I knew I carried that damn katana around everywhere for a reason when I was a teenager.
That orange man took them fingers off them Teens. Where’s the outrage?
I admire Marcus for setting easily obtainable goals.
Unless your fingers are as mangled as his. Then it’s not so easy to drive…
So we’ve got the Adjuster, Firestarter, and now the Orange Menace.
I’m pumped. We need more heros right now.
It’s a shame nobody’s heard from Angle Grinder Man in a while.
That’s a good hero right there
Where can one get one of those orange launching devices?
Asking the real questions.
Most old men have them. Just ask one.
He said I could have it when I prise it from his cold dead fingers. Very nice of him, honestly I was expecting to have to pay for one.
I imagine the principles of a potato cannon would work similarly for oranges.
That’s horrible. Who would do such a thing? Where would you even find instructions on how to make that!? Where?
Whatever you do, avoid instructables
Add that to your block list so you aren’t tempted.
Neat, thanks!
Cheaper than eggs
I’m sad that Alan Wagner is using AI. Love his work most of the time.
Oh, so he’s committing crimes?
Might be the best use of AI I’ve seen
They have some crazy fingers.
The kid that dreams of “car driving” is holding the orange with broken fingers
That might be slightly inconvenient for his particular ambitions 🤔
Photoshop I believe
Source: TrueWagner
https://www.instagram.com/p/DLIVXOiu0kbThe images of the teens seem to be AI generated.
Being a teen is a precious time when special organs on your body are blossoming from dormancy into full-time regular use.
bro what?
Male doctor
He wanted to make sure everybody knew he wouldn’t become a trans female doctor
Well it’s not false, except for the full-time regular use
I think wanking several times a day counts as regular use.
You are technically correct
yeah but like is that really the essence of being a teen? i feel like the adult who wrote that is a total creep
The goals being labeled “car driver”, “website creator”, and “male doctor” wasn’t enough to make it obvious that they haven’t studied humans long enough to see how they actually communicate?
Woosh
people like you should’ve stayed on reddit
It’s a valuable skill to learn to recognize jokes
it’s not like I’m taking this serious
Your comment doesn’t make much sense unless you thought the poster was serious and not just a joke
It’s gotta be Obvious Plant
Obvious Plant puts fake products on shelves.
True Wagner puts absurd flyers on telephone poles and bulletin boards.
This is more of a True Wagner situation.
Adults are all total creeps
I also wish to become a WEB SITE CREATOR when I grow up
I’d advise against it. I’d rather CAR DRIVER
That reminds me, if any ones needs orange, I’ve got more
Peanut butter jellay!
We’ve found them… the person from the math problems!
Wait. What happened to all of your bananas!?
Right here
but my banan launcher is in the shop
so only orange
Ok cool. I was just worried about you, bud.
Them some nice nanas you’ve got there.Why not up the barrel and move onto grapefruit?
Pomelo cannon or bust
You know the old saying, when life gives you oranges… NO TEENS IN THE PARK!
Oh no, he’s evolving
