You can choose which part you want, however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there). What part would you choose and why?
Is this loss?
Beat meat to it!
I can’t tell if everyone else got whooshed, or if we’re getting whooshed.
I was also wanderying that nobody commented it yet…
This thread caused me to look up WTF y’all were talking about, and yeah… It does look like it’s a whoosh. But I suspect a lot of people are like me and had no idea what loss.jpg is and have never seen it before.
Still an interesting choice to make
Edit,
I uploaded the completely wrong photo haha
FUCK
Holy shit that’s a sneaky one
H pa’ los vi’os
B already live there.
B I need access to Mexican food
K. Australia is quite chill.
The swooping magpies might be an issue though.
Or the basketball-sized spiders
Is there any land it G? Like is it just to small to see or is it a joke option?
There are some inhabited islands in g
For now…
I would like to be in whichever bracket has the highest standard of living relative to the lowest working hours per capita.
K is probably most likely to be a good life. B is my second choice.
Are you a big fan of Mexico?
Bigger fan than most of the other options that was presented.
K > B > F > A > H > E in order of best to worst in my opinion.
I wouldn’t really consider the others
K is the only area you’re guaranteed to be born into a first world country, therefore giving you better passport privilege to move where you want to go if you don’t like it.
I don’t know… it looks like 60% ocean to me…I don’t want to be born in the middle of the ocean.
That would be impossible based on the rules.
Yeah but you might be born as an aboriginal tribe member, which the Australian government isn’t exactly the nicest towards.
Is the birth rate higher in tribes than in the cities?
Right now you get financially looked after by the government haha. It’s your family you’d be wanting to move away from if you’re born in a remote community
K gives you about a 60% chance of being born in the ocean.
Reread the rules OP posted
Monkey paw, you get born as a fish, and spawn-captured/killed immediately.
God damn spawn campers
Bears should get more shit than they do for their shitty tactics.
I hate bugs more than third world countries
Are there second world countries? I never hear about them. Is there a master list?
Yes, the soviet bloc.
The old division was nato/capitalist block was first world, soviet/communist block was second world and everything else was third world.
The soviet union may be gone, but a lot of the countries that used to be a part of it are still at the same relative standard of living between the developed west and the underdeveloped global south, so could be considered “second world”. The biggest example is, of course, russia; yeah, not the best standard of living but a lot better than what a lot of the world is getting.
I know that’s now generally accepted, but when I was young it was Old World (Yurp, Russia etc) and New World (US, Canada, Australia etc). But the poorer former colonies, the developing nations, didn’t fit either, so they were called the Third World.
Hate to break it to you, but third world countries have bugs too.
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where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there)
Even if this wasn’t included I was already thinking of this. A, C and I all seem like they have rather good odds at putting you somewhere in Africa.
Can’t tell if D or E has a higher percentage of land, but your odds of being born in the water are high for G.
however where exactly is random based on the birth rate (if a region has a higher birth rate it is more likely that you are born there).
No risk of being born in water.
D and E has higher percentage of combat zones, so maybe not the best option.
otoh E contains active warzone and D two of them or more, depending on how you count
I’d take war over not drowning upon delivery.
Being born on the middle of the desert or northern forest , or eastern Black Sea, Caspian Sea, or Red Sea probably wouldn’t be great either.
Per the description, where in the region you are born is based on birth rates. That drastically lowers the odds of being born in the water basically everywhere.
I choose I. Why? I-C-E-D. Free? Yessiree. Cold and totally bold. Aloned and totally stoned.
I is the place to be. I is the place for me. High is the state of me. I choose I.
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You were born a tuna! Yay!
I’d take it.
It might be a decent option, I guess. Island countries aren’t rich but they have some advantages in other areas. Personally knowing the president sounds cool.
Congratulations, you now live on Moruroa.
K
I’d pick E if I’d land in Thailand. H would be a close second.
K is out of the question with my arachnophobia.
