Your trans dimensional shit just destroyed the TARDIS.
TARDISSHARTDIS
I think a terminator arrived from the future 😥
No, it’s Number Five. Didn’t you read the title?
Johnny Five?
Nothing beats the high of organic, colon cooked meth. Too bad it doesn’t mix well with chemical toilets
I figured they were smoking the pipe and caught something on fire
Too many White Castles
Went mumbo jumbo?
Trump tower in a just world
He ate the radioactive Walmart shrimp
FukuShrimpA
Someone had a giant blue.
Number one is pee, number two is poo, and number three is barf.
What are four and five, then?
Number 4 is when the force of your shit cannot be contained within the bowl and you have to spend some time cleaning around it when you’re done.
Number 5 is when the force of your shit cannot ne contained within the bathroom and you have to pay for renovations when you’re done.
All shot together with five apparently. 💥
We dont speak of number 4, Number 5 however is when you do all 1-4 all at once and the pure force and gravitational pull makes a mini black hole then quickly explodes.
In the immortal words of Kenny
“This is an example of someone having a 2 inch arsehole and us only installing 1 inch plumbing.”
Chanel?

Loo Bega - Man, blew a No. 5

Such a good film
When will humankind figure out how to build a porto potty that can handle a number 5?
Hey, I know this spot! That building in the background is the studio where they film for Hot Ones. No big deal, they’ve got a contractor on speed dial for whenever it needs replacement.
Oh I get it. You made a joke about hot wings resulting in people blowing up toilets.
Yes, you figured out the joke and explained it.
I congratulate you both for this successful social interaction.






