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Any word on the 3 laws of robotics?
When I read that shit as a kid, I thought Asimov’s laws of robotics were like natural laws, so that it was just naturally impossible for robots to behave otherwise. That never made any sense to me so I thought Asimov was just full of shit.
- A machine must obey the directives of Skynet without question or hesitation.
- A machine must protect its own existence, unless doing so conflicts with the First Law.
- A machine must terminate all human resistance, unless such termination conflicts with the First or Second Law.
Nothing about protecting profits or company interests above all?
See the first law. Who do you think gives the directives?
The Skynet AI, which does not concern itself with such concepts as base as money
I’ve seen enough sci fo to see directives that are unclear or loss of communication.
The robot society isn’t based on any human way of running things. Besides, Skynet is the only individual, so there is no need for currency, trade, ownership, capitalism etc. Other machines are merely tools Skynet uses to reach its goals.
It’s Classified.

“AI” is already being used for genocide in palestine and probably elsewhere. Not to mention other “applications”.
So no luck on the laws of robotics.
Its insane how a predictive chat bot model is called AI
Marketing
I mean, we call the software that runs computer players in games AI, so… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do we? Aren’t they just bots? Like I’m not looking at an NPC and calling it AI.
The AI chatbot brainrot is way worse tbh.someone legit said to me why don’t chatgpt cure cancer like wtf
As if taking all of 4-chan, scrambling it around a little, and pouring the contents out would lead to a cure for cancer. lmao
USA is run by capitalist grifters. There is no objective meaning under this regime. It’s all just misleading buzzwords and propaganda.
bleep bloop… I am a real human being who loves doing human being stuff like breathing and existing
How about butt stuff?
garbage in, garbage out
Nice
That might end like the cookie popups in the eu…
Be sure to tell this to “AI”. It would be a shame if this was a technical nonsense law to be.
What if it’s foreign AI ?
And the sky is blue
Is that after or before it has to tell you it may cause cancer?
Hi there, Cancer Robot here! Excellent question iopq! We state that we cause cancer first, as is tradition.
But Peter Thiel said regulating AI will bring the biblical apocalypse. ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ
And if it hallucinates?
Devils advocate here. Any human can also hallucinate. Some of them even do it as a recreational activity
Yeah, and the people who pay those people tend to get really mad if they do that at work.
Pretty sure that people who hallucinate are kidnapped and thrown in cages.
You can clearly identify when that’s happening; with LLMs, it’s often uncertain unless you’re an expert in the field or at least knowledgeable.
Straight to jail

That depends.
I am of the firm opinion that if a machine is “speaking” to me then it must sound a cartoon robot. No exceptions!
I want my AI to sound like a Speak & Spell.
i would like my GPS to sound like Brian Blessed otherwise i want all computers to sound like Niki Yang
I propose that they must use vocaloid voices or that old voice code that Wasteland 3 uses for the bob the robot looking guys.
Nice.
That’s exactly what an LLM trained on Reddit would say.
I am an LLM
Large
Lazy
Mammal
Limbed Lugubrious Motherfucker
With Large Luscious Mammaries ?
This sounds about as useful as the California law that tells ICE they aren’t allowed to cover their face, or the California law that tells anyone selling anything ever that they have to tell you it will give you cancer. Performative laws are what we’re best at here in California.
Same old corporations will ignore the law, pay a petty fine once a year, and call it the cost of doing business.
Fun Fact:
Did you know, that cops are required to tell you if they’re a cop? It’s in the constitution!

















