you looking at this while trying to decipher it means you’re the third member of this staredown

    • three@lemmy.zip
      6813·
      2 天前

      Because she’s 8, depicted as wearing a thong, and the picture is insinuating that she wants an animal to squirt water at her vagina and asshole.

      • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
        106·
        2 天前

        Well I’m an oblivious idiot. I thought she was caught literally with her pants down by a wild Pokemon wandering under the stall door and was determined to still catch it anyways

        • Sundray@lemmus.orgEnglish
          15·
          2 天前

          Same here. I was going to say he’s still at green health, no way she’s catching that bidet with a regular ball.

        • NateNate60@lemmy.world
          32·
          2 天前

          I thought the giveaway here was that the Pokémon is named “Bidet”, but all wild Pokémon are named whatever their species is (“Piplup”), meaning this one is already caught and was given a nickname by its trainer.

          • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            2·
            1 天前

            … except that the Pokemon is named Bidet.

            This… usually can only be done, giving a pokemon a custom name… right when you catch them, or, at maybe like a single, pretty far out of the way NPC, that only exists in one spot in the game world.

            So, think of basically a birth certificate or changing your name on a government ID, similar level of … not many easy opoortunities you have to rename a Pokemon.

            … This all implies… that this Pokemon’s purpose is to serve as a bidet, precisely for situations like this.

            Either that, or she named it Bidet as a midly cruel but ultimately innocent joke, and is now midly dying inside from both the general awkwardness of the situation, and the immense irony of now having to… actually use ‘Bidet’ as a bidet.

            • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.socialEnglish
              2·
              1 天前
              I know this post isn't intended to me, but to others ignorant of Pocket Monster lore. But disengage me please.

              the thread linked explains why Khyle named him “Bidet”

              Unless you have more blursed content you want me to make a community for.

      • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
        205·
        2 天前

        I too like performative anti-pedophillia! I too like describing images of fictional characters in the most gross way possible! It doesn’t have a negative effect on real-life at all, it’s not like there are people who think small breasted women are pedo-bait (save for Collective Shout, who are obviously just a rare anomality and it’s not like they managed to convince the Australian government of their bullshit), because everyone knows the real problem with pedophillia isn’t the long-lasting psychological harm caused by adults fulfilling their desires on people not being able to consent, but attraction to “child-coded” things! And it obviously never was used against LGBTQ+ people!

        • NateNate60@lemmy.world
          9·
          2 天前

          I think this is rage bait but I think there is a difference between saying “X is weird” and saying “X should be banned”. That’s all I will say on the matter

        • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
          6·
          1 天前

          I mean… I can see why people are weirded out by this, but also… it really doesn’t have to be a sexual thing.

          You could put Ash, or Silver or whoever in this position… its… not like guys cannot also use bidets… and its not like the concept of running out of toilet paper, or using a bidet, is inherently sexual.

          Sure, it can be, if that’s actually your fetish.

          But it doesn’t have to be.

          What, she has a semi risque, bikini type thong thing, as underwear?

          Uh… when I was the age of this character (10-12 apparently, depending on which game she’s in)…

          I would stand at the bus stop for school, and one neighborhood girl, same age as me, would brag about wearing one of these, have it hiked up past her pants/shorts waist line, and keep trying to get me to do dares or favors so I could ‘see more of it’.

          I was also friends with less uh… attention seeking girls, and a few years later, I’m getting invited to their slumber parties (mostly to marathon a season of Buffy, sometimes Toonami, eventually Venture Bros) because I’m actually respectful, trustworthy, and keep my hands to myself.

          What I’m trying to say is:

          What this character is depicted as wearing was not an uncommon kind of girl’s undergarment bottom, even 20 years ago.

          Not all girls wear granny panties.

          Its not inherently sexualizing, to be wearing a fairly common kind of underwear.

          I think the point of this is to be embarassing and awkward… ‘cringe’, even… not fetishistic.

          • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
            2·
            19 小时前

            I get that, especially as a lot of chuds are using lolishota and similar as a means to gatekeep, and they also denied the existence of really bad elements in their community blaming it on supposed psyops by antis, but also this kind of speech is often used for performative activism. And performative activism rarely did anything good.

            • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
              1·
              20 小时前

              … I don’t know what half those words mean.

              I know loli is basically drawn, prepubescent girls.

              I don’t know what a lolishota is.

              And I am afraid to look it up, lol.

              I also do not know what an … ‘anit’ … is?

    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today
      10·
      2 天前

      Wrong type of cursed content. To be honest, I thought it was implying that she was out of toilet paper, and was going to use the poor penguin. Then I read the name.

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
    82·
    2 天前

    who fully takes off pants but not underwear? or skirt? I don’t remember the character’s outfit but I’m imagining shitting while wearing a skirt pulled over my chest with my underwear around my hairy legs now so thanks for that I guess.

    • NateNate60@lemmy.world
      361·
      2 天前

      It looks like a one-piece outfit in which case I think women tend to just pull it all upwards when they need to use the toilet

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
        4·
        2 天前

        It kinda looks like her outfit is multiple components. An undershirt skirt and vest, that is unless this is a Fred from Scooby Doo situation where they have a visually identical outfits that are all mechanically different. Regardless she probably just rolls up the skirt, source I have gone to the bathroom in both a toga and a kilt.

  • SabinStargem@lemmy.todayEnglish
    3·
    1 天前

    …but seriously, if Pokemon was an actual world, owning pokemon for mundane purposes like this would make sense. After getting a new toilet that has a bidet, it has saved me a ton of money on TP, and generally leaves me cleaner.

      • halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works
        162·
        2 天前

        An excellent question. I suppose it depends on the type of shit. Is it an easy-going stroll in the park? Probably wouldn’t bother to drop 'em below the knees. The kind that makes you pray to any god that might hear you? My panties are off, my shirt is off, and my dignity is gone. Hope that helps

        • Tangent5280@lemmy.world
          6·
          2 天前

          Flashbacks to my hot snake poops, back when I didn’t have the sense to take care of my body.

          My god it was like eating a spicy ass mutton Rogan josh up my ass. Couldn’t do anything for half an hour afterwards either. Utterly discombobulating.