damn, ok ☹️
Congrats for the ok weinering.
Hey, remember, 5/10 isn’t bad, it’s average!
No the average is much much higher than 10 out of 10 all because of Caleb.
It’s okay Quinn, I’d give you a second shot :)
At least Ryan can get her off.
Yeah, but he’s no Caleb.
Best case : Oliver
Worse case : Sam.What about Caleb?
it’s implied she’s cheating, at least be the loved boyfriend instead of the best cheating partner. IDFK, it’s a meme.
I probably left out “if not caleb”
How do you know Oliver is the boyfriend? Is that what the magic emoji means?
"The smiley face is when I go down on the guy.
The smiley face with lashes is when the guy goes down on me.
The circle is for when we have sex.
The circle with the X is for when I have an orgasm.
The house is when we do it inside
and the grass is for outside…"
What, like in the back of a Volkswagen?
So what’s the 💾 mean?
🤣🤣
Obviously, that one’s a keeper. 😉
The 3½" floppy disc icon means he has the most important thing, the thing women crave, the thing that drives all women crazy with lust: a vast and meticulously organised collection of fully working computers and consumer electronics from the 80s and 90s.
Can I have calebs phone number?! For a friend
8/10 for Oliver is just outrageous, unless you’re an 87-year-old woman.
Oliver Clothesoff
My original thought was baby names not dudes she’s fucked 🤷
Don’t ever change 🥹
Two Matts on there. This is definitely about fucking.
Two Matt’s with the same score. Damn.
Possible Eskimo brothers
And the same emoji, and the score under Matt 1 matches Nathan, who is under Matt 2. And the emoji too. Almost looks like the phone was elongated, which would explain the weird artifacting too.
You’ve never seen the lists then, this is pretty much how they tend to look
you can tell it’s not dudes she fucked because the scores are so high
It’s an eco-friendly alternative to a punch card customer loyalty program.
Thia makes me feel sick just looking at it 🫣
why?
Something about the Caleb entry when weighed up against everything else. If he’s that amazing, just stay with him! Guy taking the photo is cooked.
Then again, the whole thing is presumably fake, for the meme.
sometimes people can be a great sexual partner, but poor relationship material, maybe it’s something like that?
Going to be honest, with that many records and such a short primary key, she’s running the risk of duplicate key issues.
Coding data in emojis is also a terrible practice. This dataset just screams “amateur.”
Wait, this wasnt the reason utf8 support was added to most databases?
FY2025,-10000,😤😔💸
That reminded me of a time our data warehouse broke when we had a person named Katherine apply for a job. In the Workday form entry she put a 😸 emoji.
For her sake, I hope she applied for QA.
I think I like Katherine 😂
There’s already a duplicate
Removed by mod
Easy, when two guys have the same first name, just enjoy them both the same amount. Give good/bad advice to make up the delta.
On a long enough timeline, every list becomes a linked list
This looks like a baby names list and it looks like her baby will be named Caleb. Lol
Its even in alphabetical order.
Yeah she just wanted to rate the name matt twice
It looks like it was copy pasted up top. Underneath it, it shows Nathan 7/10.
A name so nice, she hit it twice
6/10 both times though. About 6 7 🤷♀️
All hail Sam for participation award.
You can put any name you want to on a dating profile.
I’m gonna use the name “three.”
Wanna know why they call me three? 😏
The number of tacos you scarfed in the parking lot?
Nah, if that were the case I’d be Twelve.
Because you play bass for Sleep Token?
She rates dudes like I rate beer.
What’s your Caleb?
Alcohol Free Kozel
It can only be Guinness.
That’s fair.
Some of my other faves: 1698 (Shepherd Neame), King Goblin Imperial Ruby (Carlsberg), Old Peculiar (Theakston).
What’s your opinion on Coors Banquet?
Never had it, they don’t sell it where I’m from.
What about PB’s?
MY MAN
This might just be because of American Gothic, but Caleb is 100% an Antichrist name.
Dam im only a 6?
