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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915
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Don’t forget extremely limited special edition Eggs
Goes hand in hand with collectibles. Then random surprises inside the egg, like a loot box.
Great idea, but the makers of Kinder Eggs might sue over that last one lol
chickens don’t give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don’t really ask.
it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with “hey, free people!”
Very astute observation. Chickens lost ownership of their means of production to capitalism long before humans lost owning their own tools of production.
If you let chickens be in charge of their own eggs they will stop laying and try to raise their children.
Yeah, i grew up on a small farm so i got to see it. Edit: Imagine what humans would do if we didn’t have to lay all our eggs for the oligarchs.
- Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
Egg ai hallucinations…
- extra shells
- infinite shells
- shotgun shells
- infinite nesting egg recursions
- hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
- you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
