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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/44261915
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I don’t like it, but I get it
No cookies?
We could sell hats for the eggs?
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Don’t forget extremely limited special edition Eggs
Goes hand in hand with collectibles. Then random surprises inside the egg, like a loot box.
Usually you don’t want surprises in your eggs. This changes the whole game!
Great idea, but the makers of Kinder Eggs might sue over that last one lol
Loot
boxegg
chickens don’t give out free eggs, we take them from them by force and we don’t really ask.
it as if slave-catcher catching people to sell them to slavery commented on the topic with “hey, free people!”
Very astute observation. Chickens lost ownership of their means of production to capitalism long before humans lost owning their own tools of production.
If you let chickens be in charge of their own eggs they will stop laying and try to raise their children.
Yeah, i grew up on a small farm so i got to see it. Edit: Imagine what humans would do if we didn’t have to lay all our eggs for the oligarchs.
Well don’t you need the roster to make them in to baby chickens?
Not necessarily, no. Chickens are capable of parthenogenesis, or reproduction without a male, tho it’s fairly rare.
It would probably happen a lot more if we tried incubating all the unfertilized eggs we have them produce every day, but they take longer to mature and are smaller on average than chickens born from sexual reproduction, so it’s not really worth pushing for from a husbandry standpoint.
Well but naturally, if you got a hen just laying eggs, what will happen if nobody picked the eggs?
Parthenogenesis is natural, an adaptation for adverse conditions, typically caused by a specific gene (or genes perhaps, the research is pretty young yet). If it happens and they tend their nest like they want to, it’ll hatch and be female.
Most chickens won’t produce self-fertile eggs at all, and those that can don’t always produce fertile eggs either by my understanding, so most of them will just be wasted. But if you get a specific breed that’s known for it the chances are much higher.
Chickens lay eggs anyway
people exists anyway
- Shovel AI features into eggs and layoff chickens to combat declining sales (due to enshittification) with investor interest
Egg ai hallucinations…
- extra shells
- infinite shells
- shotgun shells
- infinite nesting egg recursions
- hard boiling a Kinder Surprise egg will give a yellow paintball inside
- you can substitute 1 raw egg for a Cadbury egg
