But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Meh. Just use lube and don’t let go. Or, at least tie a cord to the neck, just to make sure you can find it. Don’t leave glass bottles on the beach, that’s just rude.
And leave a little piece of paper with a message inside, just in case!
Put a little note inside with your insurance info and a flirty message for the doctor who has to remove it
Just like the old police jam when sting sung about a message, in a bottle, in a dude, bloated from decomposition, floating to mainland.
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term “butt chug”
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that’s inclusive to our amputatee homies!
But if not but plug why but plig shaped
Without a flared base it is decidedly not butt plug shaped.
The bottle cap looks flared enough
Relevant user name lmao
So you get warm beer?
Not if you go to a cold beach.
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
Sand to sand!
))<>((
You can already stick a bottle in the sand on the beach, though.
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
You can stick tall cans in the sand
But isn’t the thin metal equally as dangerous to slice your foot on?
Yeah but if you drop your can on a random rock it won’t fling metal shards around everywhere
My Stick grenade does.
I like this design for decanters. Apparently, for those, they’re meant to resist tipping on a sailboat.
Something like this:
how?
They lean and spin but don’t fall over (until the angle is extreme). Flat bottomed decanters require significantly smaller angles before tipping (depending on the contents of the decanter as well as how wide the base is).
I’ve never been in a sailboat, but I can confirm from experience that the rounded bottom decanters are more challenging to tip than most others I’ve handled.
Seems like a big wide base would be safer.
Probably, but way less neat. Also takes more space in storage.
I’m having a hard time seeing how you’re not seeing how.
Take flasks.
Take wooden barrels.
Take sheep bladders
Also don’t take glass to the beach, take cans.
Take neither; show up drunk as FUCK.
how about you don’t need to drink, and drinking while outside in the sun further accelerates dehydration.
I find your disdain for my culture borderline racism. Think about your hurtful words before you speak them. Now let’s have a drink and be friends. :)
huh. how is that racism. just drink water at the beach mate its better for you.
Water at the beach is salty.
So make pasta!
just bring a desalination plant
(My) Humour isn’t for everyone.
Bring yo needles!
Okay I’m here. What now?
Sunscreen, maybe?
don’t need sunscreen if you go at night
Username made me chortle
Raise hell!
wtf
What? If you’re not bringing yo beer, bring yo needles at least. It’s the beach.
what the hell are you talking about dude?
They are referring to when New Jersey had a huge problem with needles washing up on the beaches back in the 90s.
oh im canadian so i don’t get that.
Estradiol Valerate?
Diabetes?
when you talk about it in relation to a substance that inebriates you, someone is gunna not think “oh they are talking about insulin” and more so “are they talking about drugs?”
NJ has hypo needles on the beach.
ew
I believe he is making a joke regarding the practice of consuming drugs via intravenous injections, also commonly known as “shooting up.” The precipice of the joke appears to be the expectation that when one “takes neither and shows up drunk”, and the twist is that “rather than showing up drunk he’s doing hard drugs such as heroin, cocaine, or even methamphetamine or other commonly shot drugs” wherein lies the humor. Though that is simply my interpretation, and perhaps the original poster will be so kind as to elucidate, we shall see.
A lot of people like to take drugs on the beach and discard the needles in the sand to the point the beach is more needle than sand.
Or they’re just saying something that’d be even worse than broken glass to step on.
You don’t typically shoot up meth or cocaine. Coke is usually snorted, meth is usually snorted or smoked, crack is usually smoked. Heroin is the only one that is typically shot up.
You can shoot up meth and coke, but it’s not the go-to method since it’s harder (and needles can be difficult to source). It’s usually only used by the hardest users, because they’ve become too tolerant for other methods to get them high.
Hell yeah! Where all my New Jerseyans at?
Broken glass, needles, now I gotta watch Wristcutters again
Who the hell wants to put their cold beer in the hot sand anyway??
You guys have hot sand? - British person
I can think of situations when I would drink beer on a cold beach, I cannot think of any situations where I would want to drink a Mexican lager while lounging in the sand on a cold beach.
But glass is made from sand, I’m just returning it to where it came from!!!
For me it doesn’t really matter, glass or cans, just take whatever you brought back home or to a trash/recycle can
Glass is just bad because if it breaks it can be impossible to see in sand or water.
Super pretty decades or centuries later tho
Yeah what I mean is for me it doesn’t really matter, I am not going to break a bottle, and even if I accidentally did (not really sure how at the beach in soft sand) I would clean up the glass pieces. Broken bottles at the beach are left by assholes, not by accident.
Glass bottles accidentally break all the time.
But only cases! Never 6-packs.
For our sea turtle bros, you’re obligated to go hard.
The brewery I like has solid turtle proof six pack connectors
Ah! Well, for… tradition then, I suppose.
Right? This is less a bottle you can stick in the sand, and more like a bottle you can’t sit anywhere else.
The point of the post is you can, though.
there is one other place it can sit :3
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
Not even of you fill it with epoxy first?
🎶 If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arse, there’s a point it mustn’t pass If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn’t understand it.
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one’s anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
That’s how you get another ‘1 man 1 jar’ incident.
