“Didn’t I see you in (name of local odd hangout, like a gay bar or something)?”
It’s definitely possible. That’s one of my favorite spots! Small world!
“I’m a single parent, so it’s hard to work overtime without notice.”
I don’t really see the issue with that one. Most of my staff have commitments outside of work that require them to take certain days off or start/finish late during parts of the year. As long as they advise these things in advance, you can just schedule around it.
Also, if you have enough work on that you need more staff, even a part-timer still reduces the total workload on everyone else.
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
Easy, just don’t come at all
But keep stroking it?
Gotta edge them for as long as you can. That way you can get a raise.
Establish inward dominance as well as outward dominance.
Blowie with lots of teeth
Calm down now Trump
How strict is your sexual harassment policy?
How strict is your shitting on Debra’s desk policy?
Or flying into the sun?
Sounds like management material to me.
Blow job interview, you say?
Show up naked
Jokes on you, they’re hiring for “World’s sexiest Lemmy user”
I don’t think a walrus is going to win.
I think you should tell me more about this walrus. So you’re saying there’s a lot of junk in the trunk?
Tell them I could do the interview better than them
Apparently just be my own natural self.
Blow a job. Remove the a. Instant fail and a felony.
Congratulations! You got the job!
can’t rape the willing!
I’m guaranteed failure if I go clam diving though.
leans in close to the interviewer
“That’s where that smell was coming from.”
Might find that negging works on that person.
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
I think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.
Long, wet, loud, bubbly, trailing, and delivered with a knowing smile and a belly gurgle that says I may have shit my pants. We’re gonna find out when I take a seat.
Pants go down to ankles
Underwear go down to ankles
And then the helicopter starts up
[RC drone noise fills the office]
I think you’re just supposed to not get hired, not get arrested!
Well they didn’t say you couldnt get arrested.
