Ngl, as I’m sure its not actually Greeezy Newsom, but whoever they’ve got putting these posts together is goat-tier shit poster.
WHO KNEW THAT PIGGIES HIBERNATE. NOT I.
The last line is when I realized the satire style is different, and then saw Fan Account and the avatar.
Yea, I think many missed that.
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Another reason why Krasnov does not want to attend the G-20. The mofo will fall asleep drooling like a Japanese cartoon character.
Nobody gonna talk about the headline? This is like North Korea state news headlines.
SUPREME LEADER VISITS SAUSAGE FACTORY.
GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENERALS.
GREAT LEADER EATS ENTIRE SANDWICH.
Like, why is it news the president is doing something that all presidents routinely do?
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For a moment I thought you wrote “GREAT LEADER MEETS WITH GENITALS.”, guess that could also have been true.
You guys have more politicians that talk like Trump? Or did he adopt the style after Trump’s success?
“fan account”
He’s directly making fun of/satirizing Trump.
It’s his whole shtick now
It was funny like the first 5 times
It’s not serious leader material
Well then, good thing Newsome didn’t post this!
All y’all need to join with the FaceBook conservatives for a social media literacy class.
“NOOAWW! I believe whatever I want to believe and it’s all TRUE!”
In a country run by clowns, a serious leader is one who knows he’s in a circus.
He’s trying to satirize Trump.
What does Fan Account mean?
It’s a fan of newsom, not newsom.
No, to all caps. Yelling is not generally a good form of communication.
This screams: YOU OFFENDED MY DEAR LORD, SNOWFLAKE!
JESUS CHRIST YOURE EITHER EXTREMELY OUT OF THE LOOP OR JUST BEING WILLFULLY IGNORANT. EITHER WAY, GET BETTER.
I AIN’T READING ALL THAT
I’M HAPPY FOR YOU THO
OR, SORRY THAT HAPPENED
IT’S CALLED MOCKERY
IT’S ALSO A FAN ACCOUNT THEY CAN DO WHAT. THEY. WANT.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
I HAVE ENABLED CAPSLOCK IN MY MIND. SO IT IS ACTUALLY YOU WHO IS NOT COMMUNICATING WELL, PLEASE STOP YELLING.
I HAD A BOSS WHO, ON SCREEN-SHARED MEETINGS, WOULD HIT CAPS LOCK BEFORE EACH CAPITAL LETTER AND HIT IT AGAIN AFTER. FOR EVERY CAPITAL LETTER NEEDED, UNLESS THEY WERE CONSECUTIVE.
Stop I’m so afraid
Lmao what a fuckin nerd
~thank you for your attention to this matter~
CAPSLOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
To be fair, it was Rubio and Kennedy, they could put an owl to sleep with their bullshit.
God they’re gonna push this guy for 2028 aren’t they?
Well I would hope we could find someone with more qualifications than running a satire account.
i’d rather have the satire shitposter, please.
I’d hope so but these days, maybe I wouldn’t expect so.
We put a broke ass mother fucker posing as rich on a reality show as president and you think a satire account becoming president isn’t possible? I’m telling you, at this point, fictional characters are possible. These idiots will elect Futurama’s version of Nixon if they get a chance. “Agnew!!!”
Arooooooo!
Fictional characters?
wouldnt be the worst option either
Him or Kamala part 2
There’s always Camacho if Newsom falls through. I think the country is ready
Go away, baitin!
We have comacho already
Comacho was an idiot but he was genuinely trying to improve his country. Do not insult his greatness by comparing him to any living politician.
Don’t insult Dwane Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho like that. He listened to the smartest guy on earth. Pedo Antionette on the other hand things the smartest.
I would vote for Camacho over Newsom. Newsom is a slimey git that gives California a bad name.
Whoop!
The AMERICAN left is demented. They literally believe democrats are worse than trump. You guys bitch that democrats don’t fight back and the moment one does, you guys shit on them and tear them apart, doing all of Trumps work for him. You all deserve this, it’s just a bitch that you’re all hurting the rest of the world with your B.s.
Bunch of babies refusing to vote Dem. You guys are responsible for trump, the left around the world hates you
He has literally attacked homeless people, stole their possessions, AND threw trans people under the bus by inviting Charlie Kirk (RIP BOZO) into his podcast and essentially saying trans people caused Kamala’s loss.
He’s a rich Californian who hates poor people AND is transphobic. Anyone who tries to rally people to vote for him EVEN BEFORE ANYTHING HAS EVEN HAPPENED clearly has not learned their lesson from the 2016 and 2024 losses and CANNOT BE TRUSTED.
He physically attacked a homeless person and robbed them? Is there footage? He murdered someone with a bus?? You said “literally” so im taking it as such.
And like I said, trump is better to you right? So fuck the Dems
He participated on multiple police raids against homeless camps and gleefully appeared on camera confiscating their possessions. So yes.
and the moment one does
still waiting for that moment.
Once again, we are allowed to hate the corporate fellating shit heels BEFORE the primary. In two years. We can point out the obvious shortcomings and demand an actual progressive. Right up until the DNC chooses Gavin, despite what their voters want. Then we have to hold our nose and vote for the asshole that platforms Nazis while doing his best Blue Steel in his Gucci suit.
The primaries are a good point to bring up. Americans on the left bitch about who gets picked to run for president, but are you guys joining the Democratic Party? Are you voting on the primaries? Are you helping, donating and volunteering for the candidates you prefer? Just waiting for the party to pick a candidate and then complaining is useless. That’s how you get what happened last time, you guys demanded Biden step down at the 11th hour and he does and you guys saw the educated black lady alternative and went “eeew no, not that”
It’s why the rest of us think your entire country is nuts
I vote in every election, I knock on doors, I phone bank.
But in the end it doesn’t matter. When the DNC decided Bernie Sanders wouldn’t be their guy and rammed Clinton through, they got sued by Bernie supporters for cheating.
They said in court, for the world to hear, that yes, they cheated, yes they broke their own rules to make Hillary the pick, but rules aren’t laws and no one but the DNC can enforce the rules, so fuck all yall we can take your donations and choose who we want.
Everyone knows this now. No one believes in the system. Is very hard to get people to set aside this knowledge and get excited about a candidate that we would actually want, when we know who ever takes the most bribes gets the nomination.
Then nobody wants to vote, the ones who really don’t want republicans do it anyway, but nobody is happy about it.
I live in California (hence the Newsom hate) and it’s incredibly easy to vote here. Even before universal mail in was a thing, I never waited more than 5 minutes to vote. People in red states wait upwards of 8 hours much of the time. No one is standing in line for 8 hours to vote for someone they really don’t want anyway.
Bernie is another one, how do you demand that we remove all the old white men from power while demanding sanders? I want all of them out, on the right and left. Bernie has great ideas but he can’t even win the support of one party, how is he gonna win the whole country? Pick a younger candidate
The problem is not that they are old and white, it’s that they are taking corporate bribes and don’t give a shit about the next generation.
That’s not the case with Bernie. He’s too old now, but ten years ago he was more than good enough to make up for his oldness and his whiteness. Making himself a platform for AOC to stand on was a good thing as well.
I’ll take AOC for sure but I won’t make exceptions for Bernie. There’s no point to a rule or belief if you make exceptions
I’d vote for Newsom. He’s not my favorite person but he’s a fine politician. I’d prefer a more progressive candidate (and will vote for one in primaries) but I honestly think Newsom would be good for the country.
I’m worried about anyone who writes in all caps seeking more power.
He’s just another wealthy nepo baby who yearns for power.
But, hey ho, let’s keep making the same stupid decisions and hoping for different outcomes. Surely that will address the material conditions the average Americans live under.
I mean, I’ll vote for a turd in a hat over Trump, but I won’t be happy about it. I voted for Biden, I voted for Harris. But they’re awful candidates and were/would have been unable to address the core issues of our nation.
Newsom won’t do anything either. He’s another moderate Democrat who doesn’t know the struggles of the average American, but he’s learned to mimic Trump’s bully-esque messaging style. He’ll just continue exacerbating the core issues setting up the GOP for another long slide towards outright fascism, just like Biden did.
I mean…thinking about the Democratic Party in terms of “they” is a little strange. Seem like anybody so steering that ship, to you?
But, for what’s left of their functioning and coherent apparatus…he’s certainly trying to make it impossible for them to not choose him.
It’s a sentiment based on multiple elections where voters did not get to participate in a Democratic primary.
The fan account this is clearly signposted as being from?
Oh, I understand its a fan account. I still think it’s a sign the DNC is gonna latch on to Newsom because he’s the perfect representation of the same old shit with a new coat of paint.
I think we should give Joe Biden another shot.
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