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Oh boy, a post tangentially related to vegans. Who else is ready for a very sane and normal comment sectiiioooonnn!?!?!?
Op: Makes post about PETA
Godric: OH GOD I HAVE TO BE OFFENDED ABOUT VEGANS
everyone else: Who the fuck said anything about Vegans?!

I assumed Godric was anticipating “very normal” anti-vegan comments XD
Vegans will have history side with them. However, farming and pastoralism is a way of life for many people. It’s a job passed down from generation to generation. It’s one of the world’s oldest job. Unlike fossil fuels where there is no sentimental attachment and we can tell people to reskill, farming isn’t. Some cultures and communities centre their identity to farming and pastoralism. How do we convince farmers and herders to give up the practice because it is extremely damaging not just to the environment, but to the entire human species?
Even though farmers do worry about the climate change making seasons becoming less predictable and yields becoming less productive, they are also the same people who complain and felt hindered by climate change policies, so they vote for the right wing parties that provide easy answer band aid solutions, but have far more dire and longer term consequences.
The problem is capitalism Fuck meat industry
Blame capitalism as much as we want, but in this case it isn’t some nebulous boogeyman. Who are the people supporting capitalism? Who are the people selling meat to the meat industry? The same people who I am talking about. There is naïveté that farmers don’t have a hand in exacerbating climate change. Holistically, we are all to blame.
That was…well done.
A rare joke
TBF most animals are much nicer than humans.
most animals are much nicer than humans.
Man-eating animals are NOT nicer than humans.
Humans are literally animals. Most are nothing more than that.
You and me, baby, ain’t nothing but mammals…
What are the ones who are something more than that? What are they?
People.
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Most animals are insects =)
(About 10 quintillion, apparently: https://www.si.edu/spotlight/buginfo/bugnos )
Yes, when you’re an owl the mice seem nice.
Hello Clarisse…
Don’t mind me, I’m just here to complain about vegans.
“I grew up where food comes from the store” starterpack
I’ll make that a post give me a sec
Nice!
Cow hugging therapy exists actually.
what about cow milking therapy, or bull milking?
Buddy get yourself a partner!
Seems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
“I want to cook with you”
“No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
Oh there’s fresh rosemary on everyone here we all got bushes of it.
They say my hunger’s a problem
They tell me to curb my apetite
This might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
Not for long.
Some of my friends enjoy it
PETA can only take the easy and lame options, which is why they went after my mom
Woah, PETA, people are animals too! You shouldn’t be roasting them XD
I don’t think this is real, mostly because I don’t think PETA has a sense of humor. I don’t think they’re capable of funny.
I would more expect PETA to unironically tell someone off for calling a person a type of animal as an insult.
as they should
Yeah that’s real iguana behavior.
Gentle reminder that the intellectual distance between an average human and a cow is smaller than it is between the average human and anyone who isn’t a total fucking idiot.
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Nonsense. There’s incontrovertible evidence that 2.4 million years ago, the non-human creatures on our family tree were already smarter than any non-human animal roaming the earth today.
The fact that you think this has any bearing on what I said underscores my point.
Not surprised Peta would stoop to bodyshaming women.
Hahah as if peta has friends.
















