The president had yet another strange mark on his hands over Christmas, once again raising concerns that his health is not what he has claimed it to be.
Donald Trump—the oldest person to ever be elected president—was photographed with what appeared to be another bruise on Christmas Eve, this time marring his left hand.
The 79-year-old has repeatedly claimed that he is in pristine condition, brushing off public alarm over his deteriorating body.
He obviously will die at some point and of course it if happens soon these articles and authors will all pat themselves on the back for calling it
But he could also live another 10+ years. Good example: Mitch McConnell has had bruising from blood thinners for years and he’s very much alive and could just live another 10+ years, just like that.
Don’t get your hopes up unless you’re a masochist
Old fuck donald had a mark, P-A-E-D-O.
It’s Epsteiniensus.
I’m not “concerned” or “alarmed” that he may be in poor health.
I’m cautiously hopeful that he may be in poor health.
My wife bought a taco truck firework to set off when Trump finally goes to Hell.
If I find out he’s in poor health I may be a little joyous even.
The White House previously said that Trump’s hand looked that way because he shook so many hands. So, how can they explain it on his left hand? Did he get it from jerking off two horses at once or something?
…bubba strikes again.
Jerking off Bill Clinton in one hand, Putin in the other.
Fuckin’ A
Someone has a case of the Mondays.
“I think if I had a million dollars I could hook that up.”
Don’t be ridiculous. He doesn’t jerk horses off. He doesn’t do anything for anyone else.
I believe that there is nothing Donald Trump wouldn’t do if you paid him enough money.
Yes but then again, he’s doing it for himself right?
If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
i helped my uncle jack off a horse, yeah
How? There’s only one “Bubba”.
They cloned bubba
It’s really no mystery. It’s where he gets the infusions of baby blood to keep him alive.
Die faster, fash.
ConcernsHopesI’ve got what’s this‽ vibes
he’s obviously been shaking hands with a lot of BobDoles lately.
I know try pnianalow but god it’s so annoying that he has to die so slow. Go faster dude hell is waiting for you, and you know it, you said so yourself.
I really don’t wish anyone dead but I do wish for a better world. Since trump has objectively made the world a worse place, I can’t wait for the world to return to at least some form or normal where we try to be better instead of trying to be “more for me”
I am commenting just because I take issue with the headline. The bruise did not spread to his other hand. He has a bruise on one hand and a separate bruise on another hand. There’s no spreading because that’s not how a bruise works. It’s not fucking contagious.
They were being snarky.
I don’t want to think about any part of his body whatsoever, but he does generally wear a shirt and jacket so we don’t see his arms or chest. It’s possible that the bruise on his hand did literally spread to the other hand via his arms and torso.
It could have migrated…
If it were a brown migrant ICE would have disappeared it already.
You are using entirely the wrong sense of the word. It didn’t spread like a rash, it spread like an idea. It spread like a bad smell. It spread like a poorly kept secret.
Like an extra airy fart in a hot, humid room.
Like an aromatic, moist, full-bodied fart in a hot, humid room.
For sure. I do understand how it was used, but it still sounds stupid. Just write, “Bruise appears on Trump’s other hand—speculations rise” or something to that effect.
Edit: I think in a world where people just read the headlines, and with many Americans reading at a low level, that people might take it more literally which I why I don’t like the headline as written.
Imagine a world with no poetry. How horrid. Let stupid people be confused, they are perfectly used to it and have a faculty for it you cannot defeat.
I hear what you’re saying, but let poetry be in poems and let direct truth be in headlines. I don’t see a reason to pretty up news.
Damn it, your predictable knee jerk response was almost faster than I could anticipate. That’s how basic you’re being right now.
You cannot fit “truth” in an entire broadsheet page, let alone a headline. That is why it is unavoidably poetic. I’m not making an analogy, headlines literally are poetry.
And to forestall your next objection, headlines ARE poetry. It’s a form of constrained writing with hundreds of years of poetic conventions and devices.
It’s the kind of poetry a Vogon would produce after his second Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster.
Source : Took journalism in school and it fucked up my ACTs.
There’s nothing poetic about the comma conjunction.
It’s a form of constrained writing with hundreds of years of poetic conventions and devices.
The same is true of natural language to a great extent. It’s metaphor and idiom all the way down, with a bit of grammatical glue. Well, a lot of grammatical glue in some languages.
someone has syringes stuck in his hand…
He was shaking so many hands over the holiday, he was using both hands to do it!
Hope he’s suffering from that ❤️
If we’re lucky, we might start 2026 with a state funeral~
I’ve said it before, but when that headline comes through, I’m going to buy a flag pole, a flag, and raise that thing to the top. I’ll remove all of it after the half staff order ends, but I want everyone that drives by to know just how I feel.
I do wonder how many of those we may be seeing…
If Republicans and centrists and some so-called leftists and liberals clutch their pearls over it - first of all, FUCK THEM. But, secondly, remind them that the conservatives are the ones that raised the flags for Donvict’s inauguration even though Carter was being remembered by having flags at half-mast just prior.
This is the party that lowered flags for that POS of Charlie Kirk. Some people just don’t deserve this honor.
I’m just going to do a Grumpy Cat “Good.” and completely forget his ass. It’s what he deserves, as the most important thing to him is his name and ego. Fuck him.
You’re forgetting that Vance will become president. He might be even worse.
You’re forgetting that Vance will become president. He might be even worse.
Given that the same puppeteers have their hands up Vance’s ass, that and Vance is not an incontinent geriatric moron, he could be much worse.
He lacks everything that made trump president, the first thing the fact that he is not trump. MAGA is a cult of personality, they worship trump. The couch-fucker is way behind trump in the maga likeability. He does not move masses as the child rapist does. He will become president, yes, but the maga cult will implode and they will enjoy a civil war in their own party for that.
I don’t think they fear Vance in the same way as they fear Trump.
Famous people seem to die on New Years Eve a lot, although it probably just seems that way cause of cognitive bias. People die every day
There will be worldwide celebrations the likes we haven’t seen since the end of WW II.
it won’t solve our problems though.
I’ll still be so happy
It’ll solve one of them
There’s a bunch of problems derived from the child rapist existence so I’d say it will solve a few.
And will give us satisfaction for seeing a child rapist kick the bucket, that’s always good news.
I’d rather see him actually face justice
It won’t happen, he’ll die, he’ll rest in state, and we’ll all try to forget
He will rest in piss because his grave will be a public toilet.
As long as I live, I’ll never forget, and I hope none of his enablers escape justice.
I won’t try to forget shit. I’ll celebrate his death yearly and loudly for the rest of my days!
The dude is 79. Arguably he already escaped justice, we’re hoping for the next best thing
And perpetuate the rest as everyone starts acting like the problem is over and they can return to before
Do then hopefully it goes one and off getting worse and more painful to the point where he’s barley functional enough to keep being the king but not doing much else? Can he do that for his country for the next 3 years? Or maybe until November?
hopefully he can have a hell of a party with his best friends putin and bibi
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So do I not fix my car’s transmission because I also have worn brake pads and a broken window?
If it also had a rusty chassis and needs 4 new tires and the window is back ordered or no longer available, it might be time for a whole new used car.
What I’m trying to say is that if the midterms don’t go well, my family and I are going to look into that Canadian descendants citizenship thing.
It fear it will be the same as with Charlie Kirk. A very loud minority along with an army of AI social media users will agressively threaten anyone who says that the death was not a huge loss.
And here we are joking about the asshole sowing the wind only to reap the whirlwind. The patron saint of FAFO.
Yeah, just imagine if one of the early assassination attempts on Hitler worked. Same vibes.
I plan on celebrating that illustrious day, but I do think we need to temper expectations a bit. I am truly not convinced it will actually change much. Trump is a symptom not the mastermind.
Yes, but Trump is the figurehead of a cult of personality and those never survive the loss of their face. There are enough loose cannons and outright insane people within the conservative political sphere that even if there is some kind of secret master plan on what to do after Trump is gone, once the inevitable shitstorm of internal backstabbing starts as everyone desperately scrambles to put themselves at the top it’s likely to all go down in flames.
The RWA (Right Wing Authoritarian) personality type is notorious about lining up behind a figure they deem as “strong”, though. Suggested reading: Bob Altemeyer’s The Authoritarians.
So I guess we’ll see.
Here’s hoping you’re right.
The entire house of cards might not fall, but at least maybe the east wing.
imma get so smashed on soju yall dont even knowww
He’s mainlining Leqembi in both arms now.
