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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前

Hamster life

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Hamster life

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ickplant@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 天前
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  • jeffw@lemmy.world
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    Bullshit, I can’t store a laptop in my cheeks

    Edit: fuck, I can’t even store an iPad in my cheeks. Also… ouch

    • dumbass@piefed.social
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      7 天前

      What about an iPhone? Could you store that in your cheeks?

      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        Which cheeks?

        • dumbass@piefed.social
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          7 天前

          That’s up to you.

          • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz
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            7 天前

            Instructions unclear, iPhone stuck in bellybutton.

            • dumbass@piefed.social
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              7 天前

              That’s on you bud!

              • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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                6 天前

                Duh, where else would my bellybutton be?

      • ummthatguy@lemmy.world
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        7 天前

        He cannot afford.

    • D_C@sh.itjust.works
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      6 天前

      Quitter talk. You can do it, I believe in you!!

    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
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      6 天前

      You have to get one of the foldable ones

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    Imagine wanting a laptop of the size of a single sunflower seed. That’s the life of a techbro.

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Sunflower Pi

    • Billegh@lemmy.world
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      Shit, I didn’t know I wanted this until just now.

      • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world
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        6 天前

        Now imagine trying to read the bios settings on the screen, or plugging in an hdmi cable.

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          But I’d look like Will Ferrell opening that tiny phone on SNL. So cool

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    I feel like that one sunflower seed would satiate most people. Yet Hamtaro over here eats dozens.

    • Broadfern@lemmy.world
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      Those sunflower seeds contain the souls of his enemies, and he is ever hungry.

      Still, he’s got nothing on Oxnard.

  • thelasttoot@lemmy.world
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    I don’t get it

  • Crumbgrabber@lemmy.world
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    6 天前

    This is kind of content that will change the world Continue on good Sir.

    • tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      6 天前

      OP is a good Ma’am I believe

      • ickplant@lemmy.worldOP
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        You would be correct.

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    And they’re classy enough to not rub our noses in it!

  • baltakatei@sopuli.xyz
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    7 天前

    Like a watermelon but nutty?

    • potoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.world
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      6 天前

      We should crossbreed them!

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    7 天前

    Mind. Blown.

  • cute_noker@feddit.dk
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    Hamsters must have tiny laptops

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