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First worst reason: pipe fittings.
That spam is sliced in half.
There are two of these heathens.
Or he saved the other half for the first worst reason…
Bruh. Eat the spam, now can is cup. Pour small amount, now cup is shot glass.
Also, who brings a shit glass camping?
The scout motto is, “Be Prepared.” They never said for what.
I know what the first reason is because of Fallout New Vegas :(
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If he was going to commit crimes against humanity anyways, why not just use the fucking empty can of spam sitting right there (and chase it with a bite of spam)?
First is to eat it.
Third is to fuck it.
That comes after_
I too get horny after I smoke
I thought the first worst reason for carving a hole in Spam was to make a weed pipe, but then I realized what OP probably actually meant.
I 100% guarantee that some stoner has smoked out of a block of spam. I have no idea who that person would be, but I promise that they exist and have done it.
All we know is that they’re definitely Appalachian or Hawaiian
More likely they made a pipe out of the can. I have certainly smoked weed out of a contadina tomato paste can that we emptied first.
I’ve used potatoes and apples personally. Never used Spam because it never occurred to me to do so.
a banana, fits the shape. and can be used for a scale
Contadina tomato paste cans!
Ya, it’s fer fuckin’.
I read this in Horatio McCallister’s voice
I wonder if he is canonically related to Kevin McCallister…
Why not just drink straight from the bottle like any other Captain Morgan connaiseur?
It’s Rum Spam.
Everyone gets all judgy until they get rubbed off with warm SPAM, then suddenly it’s all “dark corners of the Internet” and raised pulse in the canned meat isle.
not an expert on rum, but isn’t captain morgan some bottom shelf shit?
It’s gotta be like the 3rd shelf from the bottom because Caribba exists… And there’s shit worse than Caribba.
The label says premium, so…
I think simply being a recognized brand automatically qualifies it as middle shelf, but I might be wrong 🤷
No chance, Aristocrat would like a word. And Burnette’s and Vladimir are here to back them up lmao.
Are those bottom shelf? Top shelf? I’ve never heard of any of them 🤷
Granted, I’m far from an expert, but by “recognized brand”, I meant “brand so well-known that people who know as little or even less than me know of it”
Like your Smirnoffs, your Jack Daniels, your José Cuervos etc etc.
The kind of shit people who don’t know what to ask for ask for 😉
They come in plastic bottles, count yourself lucky you haven’t heard of them lol, but they’re all very well known and far below “middle shelf.”
The higher the rank of the sailor on the bottle, the worse the rum.
Yeah, General Reginald Longbottom’s Genuine Navy Rum is FOUL!
Recruit Rum on the other hand…
Seaman Steve’s rum kicks ass
You know it’s bad because Navies have Admirals
That’s actually the reason for MOST bad things!
Before someone decided that there should be admirals, things were mostly fine everywhere 🤷
Poopdeck Rum is the best.
kraken eats them all
How is this not OK when rum ham is considered a delicacy?
They could just drink from the bottle, yes. But, then they wouldn’t have the inspiration of the spam cup for afterwards.
It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
This photo also includes spiced rum.
The photographer is having Spam and Spum.
It is said that “Spam” is short for “spiced ham.”
SPAM is written as an acronym, for SpeCially ProCessed AmericAn Meat.
So what is Rum made from corn called?
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Ren and Stimpy makes me so uncomfortable after learning that John K. was a groomer pedo. Made all that much worse by him hiring his victim (“intern”), and recording BtS commentary while seated next to her. I was so disgusted by how many times I watched the cartoons and interviews, only to realize in retrospect that what looked like a young animator who was shy while speaking camera was actually a victim being pressured into praising her abuser in front of an audience.
…oh. i had heard he was “controversial” but uh not to that extent.
The sad thing is what destroyed his career was more his inability to meet deadlines than any form of sexual misconduct.
Supposedly, he wasn’t a perpetrator of sexual misconduct at that time, even though accounts from that time sure look like he was. Then again, even if he were victimizing minors, so was anyone who held any power at Nickelodeon at the time. So, firing him for anything other than deadlines would have caused an explosion of blowback.
Common misconception. Spam is actually short for “is this SuPposed to be hAM?”
The Soviets during WWII called Spam “second front” because they were a little tetchy about having to fight Hitler mostly by themselves for most of their part of the war.
Guess they shouldn’t have made an alliance with Hitler.
Spaum
Sounds like an obscure roman dish
naw, that’s doormice
Thanks, I hate it.
