Anderson said he had weapons in his bag, and inside the bag was a barbecue fork and a pizza cutter, according to the criminal complaint.
NOT A PIZZA CUTTER
It’s because Luigi is of Italian descent.
I’d much rather fight someone armed with a pizza cutter than nothing at all because, what kind of a stupid ass brings a pizza cutter to a fight? That’s a crappy fighter right there.
You know what they say, don’t bring Parmesan to a pizza cutter fight.
Or he is so elite that he is using techniques that you cannot even comprehend.
Depends on the pizza cutter I guess. The rolling ones, for sure, but the long heavy blade ones that you rock to cut the pizza? That could do some damage.
You can sharpen the round ones.
I was bored so I sharpened one of mine a few years ago… honestly it was a very dangerous game changer
Absolute fuckin Chad move, honestly 🫡
What a shame, they could have done great things together.
It’s a me Mario I make a you a pizza.
Impersonating an asshole is a crime now?
I don’t know if that’s an actual quote, but I read it in Dean’s voice regardless.
Agent Beyonce tried to jailbreak Luigi.
Armed to the teeth, mama mia!
Chaotic good vs lawful evil?
Luigi needs news time, but this is silly.
Wrong…
All publicity is good publicity… especially for our boy Luigi
I’m still waiting for the
defenceprosecution to fuck this up so that he gets to go home free, and maybe can sue them for slander after.Stories like this are so funny in juxtaposition to what I’ve been reading. I recently got into Arsène Lupin stories from the early 1900s (praise be royalty free) and it’s full of fanciful jail breaks and such. Where’s the impersonation of a real person? Where’s the accomplices sending messages in code? False fingers full of money? No, we get Mr. Pizza cutter. Clearly not a gentleman burglar.
Also, L.M. is the initials of a big bad in one of the stories, lol.
ooo, have a good place to start? i enjoyed the netflix and have been thinking about binging the anime, but i might have the attention span for the book in a month or so
https://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/6133
The very first book, in all its public domain glory.
Do note that the anime is about Lupin III, which is canonically the grandson of Arsène Lupin.
I, too, am somewhat of FBI myself.
I’m Fabulous, Beautiful, Intelligent.
I’m not saying I condone anything here but… seems that guy’s biggest mistake was going at it alone - i feel like asking the right folks he could have showed up with a whole contingent of “FBI” agents, convincing badges, a cover story, a black van and properly forged transfer documents! 😂
Is there a place I can donate to his legal fund?
