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Alright fellas, let’s brainstorm this out. What do the ladies do in the bath?
My wife has one, there’s a couple of unburned candles on it, a battery powered lighter, some potpourri and a tablet stand.
I knew she uses the tablet stand, I think everything else is just because she likes the way it looks in these advertisements.
I’m one of them and I have no idea… why would you want to sit in your own filth? I’m also not a fan of swimming pools or jacuzzis.
you shower before the bath
Ok l, no one tell her that air is technically a fluid, so she is already swimming in filth.
Gas is a distinct state of matter. Or rather, a stinky state of matter
As you get older, you will sometimes find that your gas has unexpectedly become a solid, or even worse, a fluid 😰.
That’s the “fun” thing about science, because different disciplines decided to reuse the words from other disciplines we get very technical words with multiple meanings.
So communal baths are right out?
I wish women were real. They’re so pretty.
From what I’ve read about them in books they seem really great
I was single for 20 years due to various personal issues and insecuritys. I finally threw caution into the wind and went on a date.
I plan to propose soon. It’s worth it in the end. It really is.
especially when they go down staircases, I’ve read
just become one.
but then I couldn’t go on the internet! everyone knows there are no girls on the internet!
I think it was that there are no grills online.
but by now there are wi-fi enabled grills, so anyways…
That’s it we’re forcefemming op and having a tea party
women 🍵
IDEA: Sir, is it possible we have things completely backwards? Perhaps it is the candles that go in the bath and the woman who goes on the tray.
Give this man a raise for single handedly inventing the candle watching bridge!
By god that might just be it!
IDEA: Demographic analysis suggests that women are invigorated by the presence of many thousands of stuffed animals while sleeping. Perhaps the tray is for holding her Squishmallows while she luxuriates in the lavendar-scented bathwater.
These things are great for charcuterie boards
Where’s the hair wall?
I feel personally attacked!
I would love one of these with a dish drying rack. I like to kill two birds with one stone and save water.
…remind me not to eat off any of your dishes
They could kill a third bird by incorporating one of both of their bathroom procedures, eliminating the need for excessive flushing.
Turd bird
Saving water is why I do all my meal prep while in the shower, but don’t forget to install a garbage disposal in the drain, or you’ll risk frequent clogs.
Same model! Good for keeping the wine glass dry on the outside and popping up the kindle
Unless that is teak wood would not be my first material choice.
They make boats out of the stuff, I’m sure it will be fine.
Only in salt water actually, wooden boats don’t like fresh water.
Shit does that mean my dugout won’t last very long?
I’m no expert, my source is Sampson Boat Co mostly, but I suspect dry storage might prevent rotting and it’s mostly an issue with large® ships spending lots of time in water.
Didn’t native Americans use log canoes?
That’s a beauty!
Those seem like some specifically designed compartments. What are all of the groves and notches for?
Soap dish (removable), wine glass slot, cell phone stand, drinking glass section. The large part standing up can be used to lean a tablet against.
Rolling blunts. You just have to keep your hands dry
Orgasm tokens and body paint markers for drawing faces.
Do the orgasm tokens come with the board?
Most of mine happen because I am bored.
Draining the blood away from the meat.
I know they don’t look at me like that when I barge in.
It’s also weird how every prop on the tray is photoshopped in. Did the person making this image not even have physical access to the tray?
I can only assume that photography is illegal in China
If you don’t care about making it look right it’s way cheaper to buy the component images and piece them together than it is to coordinate a photo shoot with a model who is willing to get in a bath and the crew who would be needed (not a lot, but probably a lighting tech and a makeup person at least, if one of them was also willing and able to do things like keep the bubbles looking right.)
But each of the props is individually photoshopped.
Wouldn’t you pick your stock photo of the woman in the bath, then create your green screen shot of the product with all the props actually on it with consistent lighting, and then Photoshop the whole then in as a single element? Why would they get stock assets for every single prop rather than use real props when photographing the product?
Not if I’m an underpaid entry level “marketing” employee. Getting each item is a separate purchase order, and your boss will be on your ass to use the digital assets his boss paid for. Shit, the person who composed this image may not have a camera other than the one on their phone and the webcam on their laptop.
I suppose that’s my bad for assuming marketers want the marketing material to be good. Which, honestly, was a silly mistake.
What is that he’s dropping? Looks like a slimjim, but the packaging is wrong and it wouldn’t make sense with spaghetti.
And why is the water brown?
I have the same question as your first, but as for the second: probably whatever he’s dropping isn’t the first thing he dropped and other foodstuff has combined to dye the water.
So he’s sitting in soup.
Depends on your soup alignment
That’s my best guess, yeah.
It was a chocolate bar. What else do you eat with spaghetti in the bathtub?
If I remember correctly it’s a chocolate bar
Not his first one judging from the water.
Oh, yeah, it looks like one of those “world’s finest” bars they sell for school fundraiser (they’re a lot skinnier than they used to be).
Wouldn’t want your pasta to spoil your appetite for chocolate.
Now this is what I can get behind on
More like, “The AI program we used to generate this slop has no idea what a women do in the bathtub, or that humans don’t drink wine and lattes simultaneously, and it can’t even maintain a consistent perspective around the edge of the tub.”
Don’t be so quick to blame AI. this is horrible photo shopping at its prime. The glass of wine may as well be cut from a magazine and glued on. The tray is skewed incorrectly
Yeah, it definitely looks like the tray was hastily slapped together in photoshop, but I think the tub and woman are AI. I could be wrong, but the perspective on the tub doesn’t seem right, and she looks uncanny.
This ain’t AI… This is the haphazardly thrown together product photos you see on amazon, which just plasters a few stock photos together with the product.
Yeah its not ai just bad photoshop that never gets even the perspective right.
Love the tiny wine glass with a weird perspective and lighting that has its foot cut in half.
“And up here is the squirt catcher”.
I am extremely gay and also don’t know how women use the bathtub but that is how I would design it for men.
How do people use bathtubs in general? Genuine question, these things just aren’t common here at where I live at, there is only showers here
NGL I never understand why people do things in the bath
I used to take a 30 min bath to ease my dermatitis.
as a gay male I can at least partially help break the illusion:
- it’s warm
- gravity isn’t being as much of a bitch on your joints as it usually is (if you’re over 30 OR breasting so boobily that you have back pain)
thanks i’m here all week
Why is being a gay male relevant?
Probably because the post is about what women do in the bath and he didn’t want to speak for them
breasting so boobily
I’ve learned a new description for big ‘ol boobies and it’s fantastic.
As a straight male I can confirm these benefits.
Unfortunately I don’t have a bathtub that works with a tray- the wall side is too close with the wall :/
attach suction cups to one side
I have this fancy suction cup wall handle what like I’m a feeble old poot monster (because I’m a feeble young poot monster) and it’s pretty neat for hanging stuff from and grabbing on to when I don’t feel like falling over.
I’m an uncoordinated middle aged poot monster and can confirm the universal utility of the sucky bar has probably saved me from getting several stitches
But do you achieve your breasting in a boobily fashion?
titfully so
It’s because the water is hot and comfortable and helps with pain, but it’s boring as heck to sit there long enough to enjoy the pain relief. So you bring a book or a tablet and a snack. Or if you’re extra bad at relaxing, a tablet for show, a phone for game, a sweet treat, a salty treat and a nice cool water to help with the heat
It’s the only warm place in the house.
It’s a lovely way to unwind after a long day. Soaking in water takes weight off your joints and bones, the heat feels nice, and I’ll usually put a show on my phone to unwind with an episode before I wash up.
It’s relaxing, but I wouldn’t spend hours reading or something, it’s just uncomfortable and you look like a raisin afterwards.
I think if you tried to spend hours in there the water would go cold, but it’s comfortable for, say, 20, 30, maybe 40 minutes, which is enough to read for a bit or watch an episode of a series. It’s indulgent, but it feels relaxing to shut yourself in the bathroom, go into a tub of hot water and relax isolated from the world outside.
If I drink that much coffe I’ll poop in the bathtub
Easy clean up.
And the opportunity to waffle stomp.
Thats what YMCAs are for
Not sure if good or bad thing
Just get yourself a 2.5’x3.5’x5/16” steel plate, accomplishing the same thing.
That has another 2 degrees of freedom and could slide around a lot.
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remember to clean your jets regularly i saw a video of someone cleaning the jets for someone who didn’t know you had to clean them and i will never enter a mystery jacuzzi again oh god 🫠
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I’ve seen what happens, and I don’t think you’re allowed to show uncontrollable diarrhea in marketing material
Ah yes, salt, pepper, wine, coffee and a traditional photo stand to look at an actual photograph.
Mmm yes
There’s even some space left for a little jar of marmite!
That’s salt and pepper? I assumed it was like face creams or something
Face cream? In the bath? Get out of here!
I suppose they’re trying to show all the things the tray can do, not an accurate representation of a person relaxing in the tub.
