She won’t get made fun of for sounding like Jessica Simpson…no will care, they’ll be too busy making of “Blessica”
Waymond Womano
I found the OP and their post got deleted, but the only comments she responded to were the supportive ones (maybe 1 or 2 out of dozens of “wtf is wrong with you” reactions).
The poster has a history dating back 2 years so I don’t think it’s a troll, or if it is it’s convincing. I just can’t believe anyone would actually want to name their kid fucking Blessica. Absolutely revolting name.
Ohmahgod Blessica, no, I do not like
TonyBlony!thanks to my husband
It’s all my husband’s fault that I want to curse my child with a shitty name. How they go through life doesn’t matter to me. They’re my creation, and what I want is all that matters.
What the actual fuck. Just name your kid Paisley if you don’t care about their experience after they leave your body. Whether kids know who Jessica Simpson is or not, you’re giving your kid a stupid name. They will correctly hate you for it.
Paisley Blimpson sounds like a cool name.
This is why I will be taking my wife’s name
Reminds me of the woman that named her child shithead because she didn’t like the experience of giving birth.
She’s got a very interesting dating profile video.
Time to change that last name either way. It should perish.
Why not Blumpkin
Blumpkin Blimpson is an amazing name
Sounds like one of Santa’s elves.
I might actual get mines legally changed.
Damn. Beautiful!
Blisa
Maybe the Simpsons will still be on air…
They’ll probably convert The Simpsons to be entirely AI-generated soon so that it can stay on the air forever. The quality will probably go up, too.
Blarge
Blaggie
Blart
Blomer.
It’s a child not a vanity plate
Ohhhh, no no honey these are straight people, their GOD GIVEN sexuality must be DISPLAYED ALWAYS
What?
Typical blahaj zone toxicity.
Cishet bad. Duh.
I think its a bot that starts beef
Yo straight people are the ones having waaay more kids and they’re still naming plenty of them with non-stupid names. Let’s focus the hate where it belongs: people who try to create personalities for themselves by using their child as a proxy for their unfulfilled hopes and dreams.
The kid needs a middle name:
Blessica Blaykelyn Bimpson
For some reason I read this in daffy ducks voice, and it fit perfectly.
Blessica Blimpson picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been
Lives in a dream
Ahhhhhh…look at all the blonely bleople…
Where DO they all blome from?
Love The Bleatles.
I’m just picturing the album art as a bunch of baby goats in a crosswalk.
Not only one of the blest blitish blands of all time, but quite possibly the blest bland blever.
Sir Oscar Meyer
Wipes the Soylent from his hands as the sandwich was made
NO ONE WAS SAVED
I refuse to believe this isn’t a shitpost
Edit: I need to start reading the communities stuff gets posted in
The original community was namenerds and digging through the original poster’s submission history I’m seeing some pretty bad poetry, 90 day fiance content and grieving the death of their parents: all spread out across the past year.
… I don’t think it’s a shit post.
Nah there’s no record of ‘Blimpson’ being a surname, I call bullshit. But your investigate efforts are appreciated.
My BS detector is on yellow alert, but here’s the reddit profile. I feel almost like the original OP may be preemptively floating the idea for some reason.
… No but Bimpson is… https://www.houseofnames.com/bimpson-family-crest
The Bimpson surname is a patronymic, created from the Medieval given name Benne, which comes from the Latin word “benedictus,” which means “blessed.”
Too much of a good thing.
Hold strong to your beliefs.
That kids getting bullied no matter what
Yeah blimpson isnt the most advantageous name…
Ok…forget Jessica Simpson. Let’s Thanos snap her out of existence, and then Men in Black laserpen flashy thing everyone on earth to forget she ever existed. Everybody on the same page then? Ok, cool. Let’s continue.
Ok…
The name Blessica sucks.
Yes. But also: Blessica Blimpson.
Yeah I think the moral of this story is not to knock-up someone who likes the name Blessica.
someone who likes the name Blessica
I picture this as someone who goes to church a lot, reads romance novels, bakes awesome cookies, and says things like “sounds like somebody’s got a case of the Mondays!”
Blive, blaugh, blove
To… blave…
Is that you scoob?
No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.
Or whose last name is Blimpson.
I don’t think you can “knock-up” a guy.
Not with that attitude.
you can certainly try
We live in the 21st century. Anything is possible. Also, women have last names, too.
With a mace everything is possible.
And malice
And my (bl)axe
Damn :(
“Don’t stick your d*ck in crazy”
She just took the name Jessica and fumbled at the beginning.
I think you mean the bleginning