To be honest… electric field you are surrounded by every day most likely affects you more than position of Saturn on the night sky… But people who claim that new tech is causing medical issues are considered crackpots.
Believing in astrology is much safer.
I do believe gorilla piss exists.
I do not believe drinking gorilla piss would grant you gorilla strength (citation needed).
I’m so tired of this mainstream propaganda.
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Where would we find the citation you say is needed, for what you do not believe?
Not with that attitude.
well yeah, obviously! You have to dilute it 1000 times for it to have any effect.
well you eyedrop it into your butthole and then expose your butthole to the sun so the positive solar energy modifies it primally because we’re all made of starlight and that’s just how it works
i think i’m gonna need a demonstration kautau
This is why nudist colonies are so vibrant. Easy as.
Dicks out for Harambe. 😔
No, no, no, no. You have to sacrifice a goat by dropping it into a volcano and make sure to drink the piss while the goat is still falling. It works, trust me.
I don’t need to believe in Wi-Fi I just need to see that my phone is connected to the internet. The existence of Wi-Fi can be inferred by me having access to YouTube.
You can map out the inside of a building and figure out where objects are, and when and where movement occurs, with WiFi.
You cannot do this with magic woo woo nonsense that equivocates and conflates terms across different domain specific meanings, and then attempts to build a world view out of confused, meaningless/contradictory gibberish.
Batman taught me this.
I… am not entirely certain whether or not the tech actually existed, when the Dark Night came out, to build the hyper spy system…
But it definitely exists now, to at least some extent.
Fortunately,
the AntichristPeter Thiel is probably more or less in charge of it, so, all good!
Some of the more storied and out there reports of what happened with the remote viewing program in the 80s and 90s pretty much get close to this.
I can’t say I tune with your vibes, but I am grooving to your aura.
Must be a Pisces. Classic Pisces vibes lol
fuck. pisceses always make me want sushi.
my piceses, my piceses!
goblin monches on raw wriggling fish
I still ain’t got no sushi dammit. I blame past me. They were, well, occupied by board games.
No sushi and no garlic coffee
DAMMIT i swear on my not so dead mother’s grave I keep remembering at 230 and if I have too late, you know?
I do believe that people operate at different vibrational frequencies…like you know the person who comes in the room and there’s just a creepy dark energy? It happens. Its not voodoo weird stuff but there’s definitely a 6th sense about people that’s present.
It’s more likely a collection of more mundane unconscious observations using all of your more normal senses that get very quickly consolidated in to one intuitive sense of dubious reliability but which in the absence of better information keeps you a bit safer.
To be fair I very much don’t believe in wifi. I use it, but I still think it doesn’t have what it takes.
WiFi IS real. “Auras”, “Vibes” and “Crystal Energy” is magical nonsense.
The only real magic is friendship.
Purple sparkle and the color gang approves this message.
And magnets.
That shit interacts unlike any other object we normally encounter.
That’s just what big WiFi wants you to think so they can sell you more WiFi
Open your eyes sheeple! And also remember to buy my $499 online course on how to make the vibrations of your aura more positive or somethingCan you teach me to vibrate into alternate universes like The Flash? 'Cause I don’t like this one that much.
What if you vibrate into an alternate universe, but the Earth isn’t in the same place?
Absolutely! But that’s not covered until the Level 2 course, which is an in-person retreat.
Shout out to my broken coworker who brought his crystals in to work one day to fix our negative energy. After carefully placing each stone according to universal leylines of good vibes, extraordinarily pleased with himself, immediately saw me slice through a package and into my fingers. I needed eleven stitches.
Negative energy can never be removed, only transferred. He obviously didn’t like you, the skeptic, so he transferred all the negative energy into you from your other co-workers. /s
Aw, but I supported him. Magic is stupid but I like cool rocks.
That’s just how the magic stones remove the negative energy from your body, through bloodletting
It all makes sense now. The universe balanced my humors.
Okay but some rocks do have an energy and vibe. This is scientifically proven, the energy is radiation and the vibe is hatred. Pretty fucken useful for a variety of things though, like antique glow in the dark plates.
They aren’t “powering everything”. JFC go lick a wall outlet, that’s what powers many things. WiFi is information, and indeed, they try to make it use less and less power.
It could power stuff. Tesla was working on it, and there have been a few small companies over the years that have done it.
Just turns out that it’s not very practical compared to a wall socket.
Trying to legitimize bullshit by using big words out of context and meaning
I have to charge my phone. What is your wifi password?
Heard some conspiracy folks mention negative frequencies from 5G and the like. It’s just a phase I guess…
Negative frequency is a concept in signal processing, and many other domains.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Negative_frequency
Phase could be the thing, beats me, it’s been a while. Negative resistance is also another one of those concepts that pop up now and then, specifically negative differential resistance.
Oh god, it’s been a long time since I took Vibrations and Waves, but I still remember filling notebook after notebook with Fourier transform equations.
I mean, the signs* are right there in the article
*something something sines
Tech lets people play games with their thoughts
https://www.futurity.org/brain-computer-interface-games-3200662-2/
You guys, energy, frequency and vibration are all obviously fake. Nobody has ever observed vibration in real life. Go on and try measuring one of those “frequencies”, I’ll wait. Where are you even supposed to find those? “A faucet dripping”? “Your literal heartbeat”? Don’t make me laugh!
Big Stillness doesn’t want you to know.
Tuning forks are big fake
have you tried to find a tuning fork lately? they’re little fake now. i just got an application across my desk asking for a grant for money to put tuning forks in weird places because there’s not enough woo and i’m gonna reject it because it’s a good idea and i want to do it.
Some of them are also small fake
Big Tuning Fork are lying to us!
