Speaking like a normal person and not a salesman is probably helping him quite a lot.
You are what you eat.
So they’re calling themselves pigs?! Doesn’t really seem like the own they believe it is.
Always been
I’m delicious! (Fat IS flavour right?)
I actively disliked bacon looong before going vegan. It smells bad and the amount of fat that renders out when you cook it is just plain uncanny. Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
Why is it never a high-quality french Jambon or Prosciutto with those people?
Because along with hating minorities, foreigners, and the LGBTQ community, there are few people American nationalists hate more than The French.
They can’t spell those words, for starters.
I am outraged by that bone-petite. Which bone is petite? Why does their bacon have bones?!
Considering who wrote it, it should read “boner petite”
He’s just letting him know his penis is small
not my stank bone for sure.
Also, on top of being raging racists,isn’t this kinda … Pedo? … Bone … Petite … I mean, really …
Hmmmmmm curious as to why this was your first thought…
If you speak french that does sound like pedo shit…
Right? I’m into petite women because I’m 6’4 and the best sex I’ve ever had was when I was 19yo banging a 5’2" 34yo fit mom. Petite does not equal young.
Very skinny (ribs and hipbone very visible) and small breasted woman.
Bone apple tea
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I wouldn’t assume someone who writes bone petite would know that the second “t” is near-silent, so I went with the phonetic emoji alphabet version. 😅
So bone apple tooth? Sounds completely off.
I was aiming for teeth, so that’s on me for only including one! 😅
lol I see, bone apple teeth I guess
frenchy here : the second “t” isn’t silent at all, you’re confusing it with “petit”, the masculine version, where the second “t” is indeed silent.
I understand; I said “near-silent” because I don’t know of a better way to describe it (diminished? unemphisised? 🤷🏻♂️)
Mind you, my experience with French is mostly limited to Duolingo and Google Translate - and could very well be wrong.
I think they were saying the second “t” in appétit is silent (which it is), not the one in petite.
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That sounds more like bon appétit than bone-petite
Ummm… Well… Yes…
r/boneappletea has been a thing for almost two decades at this point, and that subreddit was dedicated to people misspelling words and phrases with spellings that indicated that the person had only heard, but never seen the word.
I always thought that’s like a joke, now i saw so many americans say bon apple tea that i’m so sure anymore.
“Bone apple tea” is often used as a meme to reference malapropisms like this, so that’s probably how you’ve seen it used… However, it originates from someone actually making that mistake and someone making a subreddit about it.
The stapes/stirrup bone is pretty petite.
Bone-petite is as much French as a neo-Nazi will ever master. This guy is probably considered sophisticated in MAGA circles.
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The bone - petit is just peak American insult right there; When you’re so dumb that you can’t even do your insults right.
I’m probably dumb but why is “this isn’t garlic” funny?
Garlic deters vampires.
The joke is that bacon doesn’t deter Muslims.
Some of them actually love it.
fr fr, my dad worked with a muslim guy that would snaffle bacon sandwiches when his wife wasnt watching
Same energy as baptists. I had a lutheran teacher who would wear a shirt sometimes that read, “Always bring two baptists on your fishing boat, otherwise one will drink all your beer!”
It really depends how strict/observant they are. I had a friend who half-arsed it and did drink alcohol on occasion. He was horrified to discover that beers often use pork fat as an anticoagulant (despite the fact beer is also haram).
One of my favourite childhood food memories was my (jewish) grandmothers roast pork. It’s been 20 years since I last had it and I still haven’t had crackling that good.
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Technically this isn’t racism, but it is really stupid.
But it’s something racists do. You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.
A simple two-word reply would ruin these racists without needing to visit the shops: “Happy holidays!”
Both represent the very definition of a retard…and yes I used the R word
there are three people here, what do you mean by both?
Jim Kirk and Toxic Cowboy of course, not really sure how else would people understand it? Is that why all the down votes, do people think that Im talking about Mamdani? Lol
the main poster is mamdani, so yeah, going by your downvotes. i had a feeling you meant the other two though so I wanted to ask. but it’s safe to assume the use of the r word and subsequently pointing it out didn’t help.
Fair enough, and thanks for directly asking ,maybe I should have been more specific in while making my point 😊 the r word though, no regrets there.
I’m remembering a paragraph of one of the Witcher books where a vampire is at a fancy ball at a royal court and while eating a garlic soup with his silver spoon he was explaining in great detail to a patron seated near him that vampires are deathly afraid of silver and the slightest touch of silver will immediately kill them
Bone apple tea
At least he’s not saying “death to all Muslims!” (or actually killing them)… this sort of silliness can be more easily addressed and resolved, I guess. Silver linings!
You can’t make that assumption based on the provided information.
I’d like to believe he won’t go down the path of “murderous bigotry”, or hasn’t yet and can be brought back to sanity, but maybe I’m too hopeful, idk.
This isn’t racism. Religious bigotry for sure but racism doesn’t apply when there are people of all races that are muslim.
Chances are that the guys who posted this ARE racists though. So while this might not be racism, the comment still stands: these racists are embarrassing.
Its racism you fucking moron.
It isn’t about race. Its about religion. Not knowing racism from bigotry is truly the hallmarks of a moron.
I think the point is that this trash thinks it’s racism even though it’s not. They want it to be racism because fuck brown people.
oh my god yes it is. i love it when people pretend that racist motherfuckers have nuanced takes like that. no it is racist, they don’t know the difference, they don’t even know what being muslim even entails, and they don’t attack white muslims, or all kinds of other religions for a reason. they hate brown people.
If he responded on a Friday he could have scored a perfect parry on Catholics.
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Wut?
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Not clever or funny or even very offensive. 2/10 joke.
